Craigslist "funnies"

[old_skool]

It's custom alright, custom 6" muffler/tailpipe

[SVSooke]

Get a load of this one:

$2000 - 1981 HONDA CB650 FOUR 2000 OBO



Bought this bike a few months ago and did some work too it in my basement, unfortunately i need money to go back to school so i have to part with it.
first off, I HAVE THE PAPERS FOR THIS BIKE.
- 1981 honda cb650 four
- owners manual
- new battery
- stock gas tank with knee dents and new liner
- clip on bars
- custom made tail section
- cb750 4-1 with custom cherry bomb + stock pipe
- lowered front fender
- tail light off a kawasaki street bike
- small marker turn signals on the front
- new spark plugs
- shorty 11" rear suspension

i dont have a current photo of it but come by and take a look, the brakes are good and forks were just rebuilt. the only thing it needs is a K&N filter wich is about 80$ shipped and a relay for the turn signals.








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http://www.usedvictoria.com/classifi...0-OBO_16892338

[Big T]

Somebody told me it would be worth more if I"cafed" it, but I don't know how those clubman bars attach

Note that it is otherwise stock

Just right for the Spring riding, I have 1994 Suzuki 125 GN cafe style, and good for first time bike owner, and you can even use for your licensing when you try to get your endorsement. Agile, light, and easy to go around town. Clean title, and registered until 2013. Contact me on this ad, and I will response to you right away. The bike is in excellent condition, with only 6739 miles on the clock. New tires, tuned, and new battery.Please cash only. Thanks for looking.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mcy/2897237697.html

[cowboyup3371]

This frame must be made out of 100% pure gold under that paint.

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/2899513729.html

04 ultama frame tank fenders seat inter and outer primary 719 598-6181. WITH A BOX OF ODDS & ENDS 2,500.00

• Location: no springs
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[cowboyup3371]

Do you sit or lay down on this?

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2900253754.html

new custom chopper with less than 300 miles....127" motor, 6 speed trans, 3" open belt primary, 250mm rear tire.....asking 15k obo....email/text/call and leave a message....matt 720-327-6120.....must sell asap

• Location: metro sw
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[MK3Brent]

So much lost stuff there you'd think it was stolen.

Or it's just old and lots of parts are missing.

[ikantbreave]

Suzuki 1982 GS 1100s w/17000 org. miles 575-571-8383 - $3500 (Las Cruces NM 575-571-8383)

Date: 2012-02-02, 2:51PM MST
Reply to: mmgjg-2793592647@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Suzuki Bobber 1982 GS 1100s , 5 spd. , It has a clean title and i have it in hand. it comes w/ a custom rear fender ,custom gas tank Peant 2.25 gal. , Custom 2004 wide glide front end , I rode this bike before i bought it and it Runs like a Bat Out of Hell! If you want a bike thats got balls and looks good, heres your chance. It needs to be wired to the hand controls and your good to go. I can deliver to El paso. Any questions call me at 575-571-8383. Marcus

• Location: Las Cruces NM 575-571-8383
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Danesa]

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ200002098


Date Listed 23-Jan-12
Price $5,500.00
Address Appin, ON N0L 1A0, Canada
View map
For Sale By Owner
Make Honda
Model Gold Wing
Year 1980
Kilometers 65000
Engine Displacement (cc) 1100
Colour Black




custom one of a kind gold wing with the look of harley davidson ,the dependability of honda very cheap on insurance it fools everyone ad will be posted till sold located near Melbourne



DP

You know, it's just never wise to say "everyone" unless you're talking about maybe death, or breathing. Who does this really fool into thinking it's a Harley?

[GS ace]

It won't fool anyone as it sits idling at a stoplight. The mirrors won't look like running eggbeaters.

[toejams1]

Suzuki 1982 GS 1100s w/17000 org. miles 575-571-8383 - $3500 (Las Cruces NM 575-571-8383)

Date: 2012-02-02, 2:51PM MST
Reply to: mmgjg-2793592647@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Suzuki Bobber 1982 GS 1100s , 5 spd. , It has a clean title and i have it in hand. it comes w/ a custom rear fender ,custom gas tank Peant 2.25 gal. , Custom 2004 wide glide front end , I rode this bike before i bought it and it Runs like a Bat Out of Hell! If you want a bike thats got balls and looks good, heres your chance. It needs to be wired to the hand controls and your good to go. I can deliver to El paso. Any questions call me at 575-571-8383. Marcus

• Location: Las Cruces NM 575-571-8383
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Ummm, where do I even start? Just wire the hand controls and you're good to go? Really?!? That's all?!?

[7981GS]

What a COMPLETE pile of dung! Not even worth the price in scrap metal.

Eric

[mrbill5491]

How about that, I've seen this bike and know the guy building it here in Cruces. The guy does build some nice bikes. Guess he was forced out of his last shop. It was in kind of a artise area of Town.

[Big T]

Suzuki 1982 GS 1100s w/17000 org. miles 575-571-8383 - $3500 (Las Cruces NM 575-571-8383)

Date: 2012-02-02, 2:51PM MST
Reply to: mmgjg-2793592647@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Suzuki Bobber 1982 GS 1100s , 5 spd. , It has a clean title and i have it in hand. it comes w/ a custom rear fender ,custom gas tank Peant 2.25 gal. , Custom 2004 wide glide front end , I rode this bike before i bought it and it Runs like a Bat Out of Hell! If you want a bike thats got balls and looks good, heres your chance. It needs to be wired to the hand controls and your good to go. I can deliver to El paso. Any questions call me at 575-571-8383. Marcus

• Location: Las Cruces NM 575-571-8383
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

He did manage to cure that "I want it to look like it has a really wide rear tire" that so many shaftie mods struggle with

[toejams1]

He used one comma in the description in the ad. That is 100% more punctuation than usual. I'm fond of the neon pink speedometer lighting. Only $11,500.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/2852292544.html

2004 custom big dog choper beautifull custom paint ,big tire only 7500 miles lots of chrome lots of atention 6 speed baker trans all fins on head and jugs are diamond cut sharp sharp bike bad ass call mark 859=727=4884 or 859=393-4533 no emails to much spam will not answer them if interested call the numbers will not be disipointed thanks for ur time

[Big T]

http://portland.craigslist.org/yam/mcy/2919680211.html

Honda Magna V65 1983 - $6750 (McMinnville, OR)

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Date: 2012-03-24, 8:30AM PDT
Reply to: bxbt8-2919680211@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Runs & looks great. 39,000 miles. I've known this bike since it was born! 1,100 cc's, 6 speed, gauges for everything, water cooled, drive shaft, hydraulic clutch, disc brakes front & rear, & very comfortable to ride. No hidden problems, just a great bike I no longer need. Dave Ramsey says I have to sell it!


A bit overpriced, like 400%. Apparently, area wide delusions exist

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mcy/2915205977.html