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    Originally posted by ikantbreave View Post



    Suzuki 1982 GS 1100s w/17000 org. miles 575-571-8383 - $3500 (Las Cruces NM 575-571-8383)

    Date: 2012-02-02, 2:51PM MST
    Reply to: mmgjg-2793592647@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
    Suzuki Bobber 1982 GS 1100s , 5 spd. , It has a clean title and i have it in hand. it comes w/ a custom rear fender ,custom gas tank Peant 2.25 gal. , Custom 2004 wide glide front end , I rode this bike before i bought it and it Runs like a Bat Out of Hell! If you want a bike thats got balls and looks good, heres your chance. It needs to be wired to the hand controls and your good to go. I can deliver to El paso. Any questions call me at 575-571-8383. Marcus

    • Location: Las Cruces NM 575-571-8383
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

    whats with that fender? Lol!

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      OK, let me start off by saying this XL is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a dirt bike to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Honda would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

      It was never intended to ride down a grass filled ditch in your LBZ baggy gear looking like a spode. It wasn't meant to do 3-foot long pop wheelies in front of your hillbilly friends in your cousin's back yard while everyone drinks Budweiser. No, that's what a 50 is for. If that's the kind of bike you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. This bike has been to hell and back, twice, and has the scars to prove it. So if you can't handle being seen behind the bars of this biblical, fire breathing, dragon slaying hero because it has a few purple hearts, move on.

      This bike was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous Nancy boy, contradictory decor in the form of Monster, Red Bull, Spy, Oakley, FMF, and Pro Circuit stickers plastered all over the bike. This bike looks legit because it is.

      This brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 600cc to fly down the trail or to outrun the cops and has a 6-speed transmission so you know grandma won't be taking off with it when you're not looking. It's saved my bacon more than once. It's got special blood/gore resistant grippy seat cover. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. (NOTE: I cut myself fighting a streetbiker who looked at me funny and used the first aid kit, a replacement kit is available for an additional $100 and comes with Gentleman's Jack.)

      My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $1600 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

      There's only 25,000 miles on this hellcat from Planet Kickass since purchased in 83'. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

      Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then reply to this ad. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my lady, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

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        Man Dave, I'd love to see a picture of that beaut
        Cowboy Up or Quit. - Run Free Lou and Rest in Peace

        1981 GS550T - My First
        1981 GS550L - My Eldest Daughter's - Now Sold
        2007 GSF1250SA Bandit - My touring bike

        Sit tall in the saddle Hold your head up high
        Keep your eyes fixed where the trail meets the sky and live like you ain't afraid to die
        and don't be scared, just enjoy your ride - Chris Ledoux, "The Ride"

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          Originally posted by Dave8338 View Post
          My friend, if it was possible for a dirt bike to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Honda would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
          Pretty comical, and cleverly written. It sounds like an excerpt from Real Men Don't Eat Quiche.
          and God said, "Let there be air compressors!"
          __________________________________________________ ______________________
          2009 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom, 2004 HondaPotamus sigpic Git'cha O-ring Kits Here!

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            Originally posted by Dave8338 View Post
            OK, let me start off by saying this XL is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a dirt bike to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Honda would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

            It was never intended to ride down a grass filled ditch in your LBZ baggy gear looking like a spode. It wasn't meant to do 3-foot long pop wheelies in front of your hillbilly friends in your cousin's back yard while everyone drinks Budweiser. No, that's what a 50 is for. If that's the kind of bike you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. This bike has been to hell and back, twice, and has the scars to prove it. So if you can't handle being seen behind the bars of this biblical, fire breathing, dragon slaying hero because it has a few purple hearts, move on.

            This bike was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous Nancy boy, contradictory decor in the form of Monster, Red Bull, Spy, Oakley, FMF, and Pro Circuit stickers plastered all over the bike. This bike looks legit because it is.

            This brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 600cc to fly down the trail or to outrun the cops and has a 6-speed transmission so you know grandma won't be taking off with it when you're not looking. It's saved my bacon more than once. It's got special blood/gore resistant grippy seat cover. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. (NOTE: I cut myself fighting a streetbiker who looked at me funny and used the first aid kit, a replacement kit is available for an additional $100 and comes with Gentleman's Jack.)

            My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $1600 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

            There's only 25,000 miles on this hellcat from Planet Kickass since purchased in 83'. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

            Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then reply to this ad. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my lady, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

            Great ad. From CL?

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              Haha. just read Dave's post. Great one

              (Dave probably just wrote it for that creative writing class he had to take, not!)

              This chopper I found actually looks pretty good compared to the garbage normally seen. I just wonder how much that frame flexes.

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                Originally posted by Don-lo View Post
                Haha. just read Dave's post. Great one

                (Dave probably just wrote it for that creative writing class he had to take, not!)

                This chopper I found actually looks pretty good compared to the garbage normally seen. I just wonder how much that frame flexes.

                http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mcy/2923483981.html
                That is........well it is unique for sure.WTF is in front of the engine?First thought was a belt drive supercharger,pods make that a no.

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                  I have seen an automotive alternator driven that way.

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                    I see one way to get a larger back tire so many bobber/chopper guys here seem to want, naked drive shaft

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                      It is just his type of style on his bikes...

                      Originally posted by kb_air View Post
                      whats with that fender? Lol!
                      sigpicMrBill Been a GSR member on and off since April 2002
                      1980 GS 750E Bought new in Feb of 1980
                      2015 CAN AM RTS


                      Stuff I've done to my bike:dancing: 1100E front end with new Sonic springs, 1100E swing arm conversion with new Progressive shocks installed, 530 sprockets/chain conversion, new SS brake lines, new brake pads. New SS fasteners through out. Rebuilt carbs, new EBC clutch springs and horn installed. New paint. Motor runs strong.

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                        Street Tracker 1978 650e - $3000 (Brooklyn Ct)

                        Date: 2012-03-23, 1:49AM EDT
                        Reply to: m27sw-2917397456@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

                        YZF 600 front brakes
                        Electronic Ignition
                        Progressive springs
                        34mm Mikuni round slides.
                        TC bros intake manifolds
                        Swing arm brace
                        Brass bushings in swing arm
                        Timken upgrade to triple trees
                        new chain and sprockets +12t on rear

                        No speedo
                        Currently registered
                        All work done by me!!

                        Meant to be ridden hard and stop on a dime!

                        860-779-866three

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                          This is in better shape than mine, but mine was running when I bought it, and I paid $400 for it (probably too much). I wouldn't pay more than $400 for it not knowing if it would run or not.



                          Barn Fresh Honda CB200 - $750 (New Haven)

                          Date: 2012-03-23, 10:58AM EDT
                          Reply to: vv7md-2917798760@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

                          Low milage 1974 Honda CB200
                          Does not run.
                          All mechanicals seem to be in very good shape.
                          Cosmetics could be better. Seat is perfect!
                          Been in storage for the last 20 years.
                          Sold with Bill of Sale and keys only.
                          Make an offer.

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                            72 CB 350 Honda Great Bobber or Cafe Racer Project - $2800 (Manchester)

                            Date: 2012-03-20, 1:53PM EDT
                            Reply to: p76bz-2912506257@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

                            1972 Honda CB350. This is a great bike! Motor was rebuilt about 2 1/2 years ago and bored out to a 380. Carbs were rebuilt last summer as well as fluids changed and new in-line filters installed. It is running and in great shape. A few scratches, the kind you expect from a bike built in 1972 all in all paint is in good shape. Tires are good, gas tank is 2 years old (new old stock), new battery was purchased last year. Also have a box of spare parts, extra handle bars luggage rack, oil and other odds and ends. Asking 3200.00 or b/o

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                              1400 cc. Beginner friendly?



                              EXCELLSOR HENDERSON (SUPER-X) - $7000 (HARTFORD AREA)

                              Date: 2012-02-13, 2:54AM EST
                              Reply to: ssj3s-2819944028@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

                              THIS A VERY RARE AMERICAN V-TWIN. IT IS A 1999 1400CC WITH 8000MI. BEGINNER FRIENDLY.

                              VISIT www.excelsiorhenderson.com FOR YOUR OWN RESEARCH. SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY CALL 413-426-6511 ASK FOR DOMINICK .

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                                Best one so far



                                so up for sale

                                1991 zx7

                                this is why u dont let friends buy a bike on payments

                                my friend was buying it and wrecked it for me

                                so nice of him right

                                750cc

                                still starts and runs

                                tires hold air

                                needs little love

                                clean title in hand

                                just rode it down the street

                                u can rebuild it or customize it as u wish

                                $ 800

                                jeremy 503 753 9958

                                Is there a single part that isn't damaged? See if you can spot one
                                1978 GS 1000 (since new)
                                1979 GS 1000 (The Fridge, superbike replica project)
                                1978 GS 1000 (parts)
                                1981 GS 850 (anyone want a project?)
                                1981 GPZ 550 (backroad screamer)
                                1970 450 Mk IIID (THUMP!)
                                2007 DRz 400S
                                1999 ATK 490ES
                                1994 DR 350SES

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