Craigslist "funnies"

[7981GS]

Another dreamer... (It ONLY needs about $1,000 to run. )

http://reno.craigslist.org/mcy/3103766351.html

Eric

[hampshirehog]

Another dreamer... (It ONLY needs about $1,000 to run. )

http://reno.craigslist.org/mcy/3103766351.html

Eric

A sheep appears to have fallen asleep on the seat.

[Spyder]

A 198? Suzuki ? with ????cc's!
Only needs a carb and a seat, apparently.

http://saskatchewan.kijiji.ca/c-cars...AdIdZ390904368

Swamp bike? I guess that makes sense. It looks like its been laying in a swamp. If, and after you find out what it is, you MIGHT be able to find a carb for it. Chances of that thing running and riding again for less than 4X it's worth are slim. Not sure I'd take that for free from a Nieghbor, much less PAY for it...

[Steel Toed Tank]

Yeah no kidding.
That cavalcade looks interesting, that is one BIG mo' fo' of a bike.

Oh by the way Spyder

How about that plasma cutter you have for sale?


Tank

[Steel Toed Tank]

At least this guy knows his chopper is a piece of crap!

http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-street-cruisers-choppers-Chopper-KIKKER-5150-A-K-A-Monumental-Piece-O-Crap-W0QQAdIdZ392711092

"Yes, here it is, your chance to own a genuine hard tail chopper with a whopping 110 c.c. Honda knock off power house of a motor. Rip through the gears and feel the bugs in your teeth as the M.P.C (monumental piece of crap) roars to glory as the chicks swoon when your bulging guns and inked arse swerve by as you struggle to keep the unstable mass from assuming its own trajectory and killing everything in its path. This is the essence of freedom; spitting in the face of "The Man" as you break acceptable decibel levels and out run the Coppers in your dash for the border. You'll never take me alive! Nobody messes with this Chick Magnet. Wanna cough broken chicklets? Touch my ride MoFo! Iron butt cheeks and rattled teeth are the measure of your manhood, now step up and plunk down one thousand two hundred and thirty four dollars and you can throw a leg over this sweet ride and call it your own. What's a matta? Not man enough? Didn't think so. You sicken me, now get off my porch. I said step down, don't make me come over there, 'cuz I'll come over there.
Guaranteed not to chip, crack peel or blister, no warranty issued or implied, sold as is, where is, all sales final, only cash accepted, read the fine print before signing, don't take any wooden nickels, never pee up a rope, wet tongue and cold monkey bar don't mix, be true to your school, run faster than the bear and God shave the Queen. "





Tank

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1976 kz900 VS 1978 Gs1000 - $12 (sunnyside wa)

Date: 2012-07-02, 2:42PM PDT
Reply to: 89kdh-3114933849@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I would like to sell both of these bikes but may consider trade for ski boat, old classic motorcycles, or any dodge diesel. IF you have trades please email photos of what you got. I dont want projects or junk. The trades must be in good shape. IF you want more info please email and I will get back to you or give me a call 509 643 1550 Im asking 12k for both but open to offers plus trades.

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[bccap]

Those are two nice looking modernized classics.

[7981GS]

I like BOTH of those bikes!
Not the asking price though.

Eric

[Spyder]

Yeah no kidding.
That cavalcade looks interesting, that is one BIG mo' fo' of a bike.

Oh by the way Spyder

How about that plasma cutter you have for sale?


Tank

Looking to get $1000 for it.

[ikantbreave]

Nice, but oooooweee $12000???

1979 Honda CB750K Cafe Racer Bobber - $11995 (19th ave and Williams )

Date: 2012-06-28, 10:05AM MST
Reply to: 4pdpd-3106563619@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
1979 Honda CB750 for sale $11995.00
Custom tank
Custom seat
Custom fenders
Custom headliht
Custom tail light
The list just keeps going way to much to list just take a look at the pictures they are worth a thousand words call or text with any questions
602 410 1805
623 587 4533

[jesustheplumber]

ah, when in doubt, cl funnies never disappoints. i would recommend this become sticky, but lets face it, this thread will never die and rarely make it off the first page.

and Ikantbreave,
he only askin 11995! not 12k, cut him some slack

[7981GS]

'78 GS 1000E vintage bike

http://reno.craigslist.org/mcy/3106400519.html

I sent him an E-mail days ago asking where the "all original" : paint job, air box and seat and grab-rail are.
No reply so far.

Eric

[Big T]

1979 Honda CB750K Cafe Racer Bobber - $11995 (19th ave and Williams )

Date: 2012-06-28, 10:05AM MST
Reply to: 4pdpd-3106563619@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
1979 Honda CB750 for sale $11995.00
Custom tank
Custom seat
Custom fenders
Custom headliht
Custom tail light
The list just keeps going way to much to list just take a look at the pictures they are worth a thousand words call or text with any questions
602 410 1805
623 587 4533

Love those dual sport tires!

[SVSooke]

Will put the whole thing in later but for now http://www.usedvictoria.com/classifi...ecial_17651699

[old_skool]

Will put the whole thing in later but for now http://www.usedvictoria.com/classifi...ecial_17651699

Really???????? $3500. for this 400cc...we need more mental medical professionals for some of these people