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[850GT_Rider]

HEY - for the same bargain price of only $5500, you can have THIS well-maintained gem! It's the rare GS850GE with the equally rare Sebring fairings and luggage

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac...672197287.html

suzuki gs850ge equipement sebring year 1980 - $5500(south gate california)








motor cicle suzuki gs850g equipement sebring year 1980 ass is no warrenty 33 years old clasic $ 5500 obo john 323 557 3516 .

• Location: south gate california
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[bccap]

Ain't this a beauty.....

cd6sg-3657384800@sale.craigslist.org [?]
flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-03-12, 11:14AM PDT
1981 Suzuki GS850 Bobber - $2900 (New West)


Bobbed '81 Suzuki GS850

Harley Fat Bob tank, Rebuilt brakes, New cream paint job, custom seat from Slim's Signature Seats, sidemount license plate bracket/brake light. Bullet signals, custom retro idiot light display, Honda Spirit Headlamp.

Runs great, needs nothing.

Make me an offer

• Location: New West
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posting ID: 3657384800
Posted: 2013-03-12, 11:14AM PDT
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[Steve]

HEY - for the same bargain price of only $5500, you can have THIS well-maintained gem! It's the rare GS850GE with the equally rare Sebring fairings and luggage

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac...672197287.html

That one is really sad.

Especially if you consider that I paid less than 10% of that for my '80 850G.

Yeah, spent a few bucks more to turn it into a pseudo-GK, but still have less than $1000 into it.

Oh, there was a GS850GE. That would have been the '84 model, but was not available in the USA.

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[selzer85]

Ain't this a beauty.....

cd6sg-3657384800@sale.craigslist.org [?]
flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-03-12, 11:14AM PDT
1981 Suzuki GS850 Bobber - $2900 (New West)


Bobbed '81 Suzuki GS850




Harley Fat Bob tank, Rebuilt brakes, New cream paint job, custom seat from Slim's Signature Seats, sidemount license plate bracket/brake light. Bullet signals, custom retro idiot light display, Honda Spirit Headlamp.

Runs great, needs nothing.

Make me an offer


Needs nothing how bout a decent looking rear fender to start with. Its not the worst looking bobber but when will people learn that a set of struts and a chopped up rear fender do not make a bike a comfortable or good looking bobber. One more question why would anyone bob a shaft drive anyway they just dont look right.

[850GT_Rider]

Oh, there was a GS850GE. That would have been the '84 model, but was not available in the USA.

Did it come with that spiffy Hardley-wanna-be front fender?

[850GT_Rider]

Share the pain....

Somewhere, the Honda officianados are crying too

CL > los angeles > long beach / 562 > all for sale / wanted > motorcycles/scooters - by owner
ReplyReply to: gfndm-3677714033@sale.craigslist.org [?]

flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of
Posted: 2013-03-12, 8:07PM PDT
cb bobber - $3500 (Lakewood)




1974 cb 750 bobber rebuilt motor 150miles newer custom paint call or text for more info (562) 972-8890

• Location: Lakewood
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posting ID: 3677714033
Posted: 2013-03-12, 8:07PM PDT

[850GT_Rider]

Nominated for Keyword Asshat of the Year

Not going to reproduce the whole ad here - but look at this knob's list of keywords. Took him longer to write that than it did to write the ad itself. What a moron....

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3677720083.html

[JEEPRUSTY]

I am pretty sure that the compiled list was taken from another source and not written by the poster.

Its a nice looking bike at least but he is a titsack for using such an atrocious method of trolling for hits.

[mharrington]

Now this is TALENT. Not like just anybody could do this....



1972 Yamaha XS 650

-14,xxx miles
-Bike was stripped down and everything painted
-Cool beat up vintage tank
-Custom seat pan (seat actually being made now and will be included)
-Low bars

The XS 650's are by far one of the most desirable Japanese bikes to build into bobbers or cafe racers or whatever in between. This is a great start to ride it how it is or change a few things and make it your own. Very cool original bike that has been put together right. The bike had been sitting a while. It runs but definitely needs some fine tuning. Clean title in hand. Shoot me a text or give me a call anytime. Priced to sell quick, needs to go.

419 309 2107

$2100 obo

[Steve]

Not going to reproduce the whole ad here - but look at this knob's list of keywords. Took him longer to write that than it id to write the ad itself. What a moron....

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...677720083.html

I am not going to reproduce it either, but I did copy it and paste it into Word.

It fills 2 1/2 pages.

The stats on the document show 2332 words.

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[83GS1100E_Tornado]

"Mancooney carbs"........good grief, you can't make this stuff up!


Posted: 2013-03-13, 2:18PM EDT

1985 Yamaha FJ11 - $600 (Rossville)

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1985 Yamaha FJ11
This bike is fast and loud and has lots of extras
Mancooney carbs,
Digital ignition
Vance & Hines exhaust
liquid cooled engin
motor would be great for a sprint car
$600.00
contact Dj @ 765-491-6791

[dorkburger]

engin? a new type of gin perhaps?

[Larry D]

Here's some homemade fun !!!!!

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/3681955753.html

[Vmass]

Here's some homemade fun !!!!!

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/3681955753.html

The way I read the ad:

" Hi, I'm Kenny. Please put $11,500 in my left hand and your life in my right hand."

[JATO]

He only used the highest quality lawnmower seats in his build. That whole things reads like "I collect a bunch of trash on my farm and I threw this together after a case of PBR when I rolled my S-10."