Craigslist "funnies"

[Steve]

Only $3000? Kelly Blue Book lists this exact bike for $7500!

It only makes sense.

For about half the price, you get about half the bike.

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[Spyder]

Anybody notice how TWISTED it is ? ? ? Thing likely dog tracks 5" to the left ! ! !

[craftsman]

https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/4624699028.html

1978 Suzuki GS1000 Vintage Complete - $1800 (Pottstown)

1978 Suzuki GS1000 complete, barn find. This was pulled from a barn after sitting for over 20 years along with a 1978 Honda CB750 (see other listing). I got bike to start but didn't go any further. Could use some TLC, no title. Asking $1800 obo. Send email or text 610-583-5 eight eight 3.

Might be worth checking out if you live in the area. Looks like 19k miles on the clock.

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[earlfor]

That is insane. I am trying to visualize what type of body you would have to have in order to ride it. Do you think the guy has 2' legs and 6' arms?

It's a special bike built for those that have a problem with their hands dragging on the ground when they walk. LOL

[850GT_Rider]

Honda bobber on eBay. I wonder if he decided to sell it before or after he took a pic with someone on the bike.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Honda-Other-...-/271613901012

Long-distance touring? No need for those pesky potty stops?

[mrbill5491]

I wanna know how in the heck he got it plated???

[Gorminrider]

That Honda has got some style, though compared to this ebay wonder. BuyNow for $3000

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Suzuki-GS-1981-suzuki-gs-550-custom-build-ratbike-/171472151291?forcerrptr=true&hash=item27ec8962fb&item=171472151291&pt=US_motorcycles

[78550GS]

That Honda has got some style, though compared to this ebay wonder. BuyNow for $3000

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Suzuki-GS-1981-suzuki-gs-550-custom-build-ratbike-/171472151291?forcerrptr=true&hash=item27ec8962fb&item=171472151291&pt=US_motorcycles

Wouldn't give him 3 hundred.

[Rob S.]

Tank is severely dented, wiring messed up - that I believe.

130 mph - I do not believe.

$3,000 - I do not believe that either.

[cowboyup3371]

68mpg seems a bit high to me

[winfield]

This one just creeps me out.... The bike is nice but the seller has issues...

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I just don't feel right letting your perky power commander III take on your original 118 bhp and 75 ft-lb of torque sit idle so much of the time; there has to be a better rider for you out there.

Much like when your first owner let you go in 2010, I will have a hard time saying goodbye to your torquey groans and good times. I'll happily send your rear seat cover, original sprocket and unused Corbin seat along with you. I hope you can look back at our time together as positive and know that, as a young bike with only 13k miles, you have many more good miles ahead of you.

And I have to confess, that though I still get a thrill from riding you, I have been seeing a couple Hondas and a Kawasaki lately. I can't ask you to stay around any longer, idely watching the other toys get all the attention.

Louisville, ky craigslist

[Big T]

https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/4624699028.html




Might be worth checking out if you live in the area. Looks like 19k miles on the clock.

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Too bad it's a 79, plus, it's only worth 1/3rd what's he's asking

[1980GS1000E]

That Honda has got some style, though compared to this ebay wonder. BuyNow for $3000

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Suzuki-GS-1981-suzuki-gs-550-custom-build-ratbike-/171472151291?forcerrptr=true&hash=item27ec8962fb&item=171472151291&pt=US_motorcycles

Ha ha. That is the second biggest pile of crap I have ever seen.

[Gregory]

Another hack-up with inflated valuation... do these EVER sell? This one is higher priced I guess because it needs a "tune-up".

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/4691950554.html

1982 Suzuki GS1100G - $5500 (Lees Summit)





Unfortunately I'm having to put my 82' Suzuki GS1100G up for sale due to primarily health issues. It's a fully custom rebuilt bike but has a clear Mo. title in my name. I'm asking $5,500 though I have more than that invested, but, she needs to go and hopefully to a good home. Due to my health it has been worked on and ridden some but mostly sitting since May/April so Timing and Ignition could probably use a tune up. If interested please contact Kevin via email or text. Thank you.

Parts List includes but is not limited to the following:
~1982 Suzuki GS1100
*MSD Ignition
*OEM Starter Switch (start botton and kill switch)
*Kerker 4-1 header
*Custom slip-op
*EBC brake pads and Suzuki Racing Rotors.
*All calipers rebuilt and ceramic painted
*Custom re-located fuel tank painted in a Flat Matte Clear Coat.
*House of HID headlight kit (6000k)
*Matte black painted wheels
*Cycle exchange "windows" bars
*Billet riser caps
*Mesh pod filters
*New clutch cable
*New speedo cable
*New throttle cable
*Custom rear fender
*Front fender delete
*Seven Sins Choppers red flake grips
*New OEM suzuki side covers (cut to fit)
*Sully's Customs "Traditional" Solo Seat - Black Leather
*1933 Ford Replica Tail Light - Black with Smoked Lens
*New Cam seals as well as Head and Valve cover gaskets
*Extra Carb/Intake Boots and (if I can find it) OEM Fuse Box to go with it as well.

[Gorminrider]

If it's especially good at riding across those bridges, it might be worth it-but seriously, $5500?and why o why do people have to blog about intimate personal details in an ad?
....as to "ever selling",good question. Here's one of my faves that's been reposted from a year ago

http://nanaimo.en.craigslist.ca/mcy/4609440983.html