Craigslist "funnies"

[wymple]

Another hack-up with inflated valuation... do these EVER sell? This one is higher priced I guess because it needs a "tune-up".

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/4691950554.html

1982 Suzuki GS1100G - $5500 (Lees Summit)





Unfortunately I'm having to put my 82' Suzuki GS1100G up for sale due to primarily health issues. It's a fully custom rebuilt bike but has a clear Mo. title in my name. I'm asking $5,500 though I have more than that invested, but, she needs to go and hopefully to a good home. Due to my health it has been worked on and ridden some but mostly sitting since May/April so Timing and Ignition could probably use a tune up. If interested please contact Kevin via email or text. Thank you.

Parts List includes but is not limited to the following:
~1982 Suzuki GS1100
*MSD Ignition
*OEM Starter Switch (start botton and kill switch)
*Kerker 4-1 header
*Custom slip-op
*EBC brake pads and Suzuki Racing Rotors.
*All calipers rebuilt and ceramic painted
*Custom re-located fuel tank painted in a Flat Matte Clear Coat.
*House of HID headlight kit (6000k)
*Matte black painted wheels
*Cycle exchange "windows" bars
*Billet riser caps
*Mesh pod filters
*New clutch cable
*New speedo cable
*New throttle cable
*Custom rear fender
*Front fender delete
*Seven Sins Choppers red flake grips
*New OEM suzuki side covers (cut to fit)
*Sully's Customs "Traditional" Solo Seat - Black Leather
*1933 Ford Replica Tail Light - Black with Smoked Lens
*New Cam seals as well as Head and Valve cover gaskets
*Extra Carb/Intake Boots and (if I can find it) OEM Fuse Box to go with it as well.

But it's got the front fender delete, what more could you ask for!

[mrbill5491]

But it's got the front fender delete, what more could you ask for!

With all that new stuff, so where is the new bike then?

[Gorminrider]

....and that blanket rolled up under the headlight...what's it for?

[dorkburger]

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/mcy/4691951767.html

Kyle is an english maestro.

[huntb]

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/mcy/4691951767.html
kyle is an english maestro.

yes he iz! I also herd he was Finnish

[azr]

why oh why.............

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/nvn/mcy/4696540539.html

[Rob S.]

....and that blanket rolled up under the headlight...what's it for?

"Then Came Bronson"!

[Steve]

why oh why.............

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/nvn/mcy/4696540539.html

I agree. I have always been under the impression that a "cafe racer" was stripped down. Anything that did not make the bike go faster, stop quicker or handle better was deemed "unnecessary" and removed.

This starts with a large, heavy shaft-driven bike (Tom will be pleased that it was an L), then adds stuff.

Saddlebags and some sort of leather skirting over carbs:


Chrome visor over the headlight:


Stock"L" bars turned upside down:

Suzuki 1000 1981 cafe motorcycle - $900 (Van)
condition: good
size / dimensions: 1000

Cheap and reliable
She ripps, lotsa parts and new seats come with.

Shifts smooth and is a fun ride

.

[jabcb]

why oh why.............

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/nvn/mcy/4696540539.html

Yeehaw, giddy up lone ranger!

[wymple]

"Saddlebags and some sort of leather skirting over carbs:"

That is an English riding saddle

[Gorminrider]

Polo, anyone? ..haw! a bike for Little Lord Fauntleroy

[Spyder]

....and that blanket rolled up under the headlight...what's it for?

That's for when it breaks down and you need to sleep in the ditch...

[Spyder]

Well, he didn't hack the hell out of it, and he isn't asking a million bucks. If the "extra" parts and seats that come with it are everything it is missing? Then maybe not such a bad deal... Looking beyond the fact that it's an L of course...

[cowboyup3371]

I agree. I have always been under the impression that a "cafe racer" was stripped down. Anything that did not make the bike go faster, stop quicker or handle better was deemed "unnecessary" and removed.

This starts with a large, heavy shaft-driven bike (Tom will be pleased that it was an L), then adds stuff.

Saddlebags and some sort of leather skirting over carbs:


Chrome visor over the headlight:


Stock"L" bars turned upside down:




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"Saddlebags and some sort of leather skirting over carbs:"

That is an English riding saddle

Sure is, looks more like an All-Purpose style than a Hunter/Jumper or Show

[chris032188]

How about this one a nice 1986 honda shadow....for 9,000$..Nice looking bike and all but 9k c'mon now I almost spit my drink out.

http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4697179972.html