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  • Guest

    #4591
    So tired of seeing idiots that have time to cut the frame and exhaust but never time enough to finish a bike. Of course by finish I mean getting one to run at all....Or built something....Hard....Like....A seat.

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    • Rob S.
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      • Dec 2013
      • 9346
      • New York City

      #4592
      Originally posted by Kowalski
      Check out the other looker in the back of the second photo - he's a serial offender.
      1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

      2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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      • Guest

        #4593
        Douches kinow no country or linguistic barriers

        This is one of our local douche.

        The spelling and grammar is abysmal.

        Visit Kijiji Classifieds to buy, sell, or trade almost anything! New and used items, cars, real estate, jobs, services, vacation rentals and more virtually anywhere in Canada.


        Suzuki GS 450L 1985 cafe racer







        Date de l'affichage 20-oct.-14
        Prix 2 500,00 $
        Adresse 21 Rue Eugène, Knowlton, QC J0E 1V0
        Afficher la carte

        Marque Suzuki
        Modèle Autre
        À vendre par Propriétaire
        Couleur Rouge
        Cylindrée (cc) 450
        Kilomètres 14000
        Année 1985


        Description
        Je vend mon projet Cafe Racer presque terminé, il ne reste qu'un banc à faire javais déja une base mais elle n'est juste par rembourrée et recouverte, la moto est en parfaite condition aucune rouille pour ses années la, c'est plutot rare, seulement 14 000km. J'ai modifié l'esthétique seulement; le guidon (qui peut être installé de deux facons voir 5e photo), les poignée, les mirioir aux extrémités du guidon (plus discret), exhaust tape blanc, roue avant, fourche, headlight peinturé en noir, filtre à air, j'ai recouvert la tank de pastic dip(produit qui s'enlève sans faire de trace) gris mais la peinture rouge en dessous est parfaitemement neuve. Je suis le deuxième propriétaire, avant c'était une femme dans la 40e qui a acheter la moto neuve, aucune inspection à passer. 2500$ ou échange.
        In a nut shell:

        He bought the bike running and plated from the origninal owner. A woman in her "40th". The bike as no rust and has 14,000k on it.

        He is nearly finished with is "Cafe racer". Just need a seat. He has a base for it but it need covering....

        The tank is plastidipped with "Perfect red paint" underneat.

        The handlebars can go "2 ways".....

        $2,500 or trade.........

        EDIT:

        I can't explain why he looks like he just did a "Minstrel Show"...
        Last edited by Guest; 10-21-2014, 04:01 PM.

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        • Guest

          #4594
          Hey, bro, want to get some hipster chicks? here you go: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/4691292993.html

          It almost seems like he's joking, but I don't think he is. Entertaining at least.

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          • Rob S.
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            • Dec 2013
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            • New York City

            #4595
            Originally posted by Highway_Glider

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            $2,500 or trade.........
            I'd trade a pair of dirty socks - looks like he could use them.
            1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

            2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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            • Grimly
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              • Sep 2012
              • 5736
              • Ireland

              #4596
              Originally posted by Kowalski
              I just learned something from that ad - that the '82 750 tank is a single-bolt fixing, and it's got knee dents, which makes it rather useful to me. I'm not taking an angle grinder to one of mine, but small incremental differences to make it more nimble.
              Dave
              '79 GS850GN '80 GS850GT
              Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of a car window

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              • jbird7262

                #4597
                $2000......

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                • jbird7262

                  #4598
                  I have 3 of those tanks from multiple years 750-1100, the shape is why I prefer them.

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                  • jbird7262

                    #4599
                    Yeah, that seat really makes the bike.....

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                    • JamesWhut?

                      #4600
                      Originally posted by Spyder
                      Wow, I fell lyk I are much stupiter wen after reedin that ad... OWWwww ! ! !
                      Craigslisteze will go right next to Ebonics...

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                      • Rob S.
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                        • Dec 2013
                        • 9346
                        • New York City

                        #4601
                        I wents to college with that guy.
                        1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                        2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                        • Guest

                          #4602
                          This guy wants you to pay to clean is yard.





                          2 Late 1980's ZX6 - $150 (Granville, NY)



                          Lots of parts. Both are 600's. One is 1986 and the other is 1988. Motors may run.
                          Motors may run

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                          • JamesWhut?

                            #4603
                            Originally posted by Highway_Glider
                            Motors may run...
                            ...eventually.

                            I donno, that is less than their scrap metal value.






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                            • wymple
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                              • Apr 2014
                              • 1893
                              • SE Iowa

                              #4604


                              This is why there are shrinks

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                              • dorkburger
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                                • Jan 2013
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                                • Stupid Freehold Boro NJ

                                #4605
                                Hmmmmm......150 HP, 4 valves per cylinder, fuel injection......Sounds like a modern superbike would fit the bill, and at a bit less weight.
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                                Glen
                                -85 1150 es - Plus size supermodel.
                                -Rusty old scooter.
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