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    Yikes^^^^^

    Here's my latest "funnies":
    (This one's just a "funny" not rediculous just a "funny" (cause that's what it is):


    "Price is firm" http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/d...807582619.html ($2000) fiberglass only, no mounting brackets, etc.

    Here's one more:


    Can anything remind me MORE of a FRIGGIN' MIGRAINE???? IDK ...Funny thing I'm speaking from experience because the only extra chrome than my old '95 heritage is the frame &swingarm, gastank and fenders.

    My handgrips and footboards were MORE chrome...Yep , migraine material in whatever sunlight.
    Looked very good under neon lights though. (I bought it that way).
    Quick fast detail / protect the stupid chrome that protects the crappy cast metal and sheet metal sheeeT!
    Took about 1 1/2 hours minimum, fun fun like washing pots and pans.
    Shiny chrome like UmmmmMMm public toilet flush handles....Sometimes it flakes off and sometimes it's a surprise like a razorblade (WORSE) cut from nowhere, just rubbing finger on the brake caliper or such.
    NiiiiiiiIIIIIiiiiiCe Chroooooome!!!

    EDIT: Forgot Link: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/m...795965490.html

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      Yamazuki?



      Maybe good for someone looking for a 450 engine....
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      Glen
      -85 1150 es - Plus size supermodel.
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        Originally posted by dorkburger View Post
        https://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/5810047598.html
        [ATTACH=CONFIG]47761[/ATTACH]
        Maybe good for someone looking for a 450 engine....
        No its the opposite. “u get everything besides motor(no motor)”.

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          Originally posted by dorkburger View Post
          Yamazuki?
          Nope, just the "Yama".

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          mine: 2000 Honda GoldWing GL1500SE and 1980 GS850G'K' "Junior"
          hers: 1982 GS850GL - "Angel" and 1969 Suzuki T250 Scrambler
          #1 son: 1986 Yamaha Venture Royale 1300 and 1982 GS650GL "Rat Bagger"
          #2 son: 1980 GS1000G
          Family Portrait
          Siblings and Spouses
          Mom's first ride
          Want a copy of my valve adjust spreadsheet for your 2-valve per cylinder engine? Send me an e-mail request (not a PM)
          (Click on my username in the upper-left corner for e-mail info.)

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            I see it comes with a spare wheel and tire (under bike).


            1982 GS1100 G converted by Motorcyclist magazine in 1986 to be a tribute to the Wes Cooley replica. 1982 Honda 900F. 1997 Yamaha VMax.
            Also owned: 1973 Kawasaki Z1 900, 1972 Honda 750 K, 1976 Yamaha XS 650, 1980 Kawasaki KZ 1000 MKII, 1978 Kawasaki SR 650. Current cage is a 2001 Mustang Bullitt in Dark Highland Green. Bought new in Sept. 2001.

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              Eventually that link is going to die, here is a full-size picture of the bike:


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              mine: 2000 Honda GoldWing GL1500SE and 1980 GS850G'K' "Junior"
              hers: 1982 GS850GL - "Angel" and 1969 Suzuki T250 Scrambler
              #1 son: 1986 Yamaha Venture Royale 1300 and 1982 GS650GL "Rat Bagger"
              #2 son: 1980 GS1000G
              Family Portrait
              Siblings and Spouses
              Mom's first ride
              Want a copy of my valve adjust spreadsheet for your 2-valve per cylinder engine? Send me an e-mail request (not a PM)
              (Click on my username in the upper-left corner for e-mail info.)

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                Thought this was too good to be true, and it is!

                Honda Goldwing 1800 - $100 (Westside) hide this posting

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                2002 Honda Goldwing

                VIN: 3h34ude309862s34
                condition: excellent
                engine displacement (CC): 1800
                fuel: gas
                odometer: 47000
                paint color: black
                title status: clean
                transmission: manual




                2002 Honda Goldwing 1800, black with 47k miles, fully loaded.
                Roger

                Current rides
                1983 GS 850G
                2003 FJR 1300A
                Gone but not forgotten 1985 Rebel 250, 1991 XT225, 2004 KLR650, 1981 GS850G, 1982 GS1100GL, 2002 DL1000, 2005 KLR650, 2003 KLX400

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                  Originally posted by Burque73 View Post
                  Thought this was too good to be true, and it is!

                  Honda Goldwing 1800 - $100 (Westside) hide this posting

                  2002 Honda Goldwing 1800, black with 47k miles, fully loaded.
                  I'm not sure what the motivation is behind all the fake ads on CL. There are always a couple dozen. I flag them and move on. Might be interesting to play along with one..
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                  09 Kaw C14 Rocket powered Barcalounger
                  1983 GS1100e
                  82\83 1100e Frankenbike
                  1980 GS1260
                  Previous 65 Suzuki 80 Scrambler, 76 KZ900, 02 GSF1200S, 81 GS1100e, 80 GS850G

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                    I did once just to tweak them out for a laugh, a Yamaha R1.
                    Phony military story, need to sell because of deployment. The bike ain't here it's on a base out west in a locker. Send me a money order.
                    No answer after suggesting a mutual sale guarantee.
                    When people start to mention hardships, hang on to your wallet.
                    Last edited by Buffalo Bill; 10-15-2016, 02:06 PM.
                    "Only fe' collected the old way, has any value." from His Majesty O'Keefe (1954 film)
                    1982 GS1100G- road bike, body, seat and suspension modded
                    1990 GSX750F-(1127cc '92 GSXR engine) track bike, much re-engineered
                    1987 Honda CBR600F Hurricane; hooligan bike, restored

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                      This guy has been trying to sell this atrocity for at least 6 months. I don't know where to start....

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                        1971 Honda Cl 350 - $1000 (Va Beach)




                        Just rewired an old Cl 350 custom, kick start, needs some carb work, carbs spits fuel (not worth my time to fix). Bike petal foot pegs, new hand grips, custom painted tank, custom sissy bar, and bobber style seat.I buy em, fix em, and sell em as a hobby. Ive had it on the highway at 60mph, could be a bit faster, but I'm too fat and the tires are a bit rough. Has current antique plates on it. Clean title in hand, cash will get it done. Faster you can buy it the more lenient I can be on the price, it has to go.
                        (kitty litter underneath is for the fuel leak from carb, like I said it leaks)
                        This guy has been trying to sell this atrocity for at least 6 months. I don't know where to start....
                        I don't either! but yeah, a fuel leak may not be something many want in their shop for $1000.If OP can redo wiring , it's too bad he can't fix this. "Not worth his time" suggests he thinks it will take a LONG time.... but ... I rather like the tank's paint job....

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                          OK......so we see all the hacksaw jobs, spelling like they just came out of a cave, and numerous other funnies. But this is by far the absolutely most uninformative add I have EVER seen....enjoy!!!

                          Last edited by chuck hahn; 10-17-2016, 07:41 PM.
                          MY BIKES..1977 GS 750 B, 1978 GS 1000 C (X2)
                          1978 GS 1000 E, 1979 GS 1000 S, 1973 Yamaha TX 750, 1977 Kawasaki KZ 650B1, 1975 Honda GL1000 Goldwing, 1983 CB 650SC Nighthawk, 1972 Honda CB 350K4, 74 Honda CB550

                          NEVER SNEAK UP ON A SLEEPING DOG..NOT EVEN YOUR OWN.


                          I would rather trust my bike to a "QUACK" that KNOWS how to fix it rather than a book worm that THINKS HE KNOWS how to fix it.

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                            Originally posted by chuck hahn View Post
                            OK......so we see all the hacksaw jobs, spelling like they just came out of a cave, and numerous other funnies. But this is by far the absolutely most uninformative add I have EVER seen....enjoy!!!

                            https://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/5833426002.html
                            So I guess everything I need to know is in the ad.

                            LOLOL!!

                            Umm...what?
                            1984 GS1150ES (finally arrived, more to come...)
                            1989 Dodge Dakota (the perfect Oregon work truck)
                            1980 Sears "Free Spirit" bicycle (original patina and everything!)
                            1978 "The Executive" RV (vintage like its owner)

                            How can I be in two places at once when i'm not anywhere at all?

                            Can I double park in a parallel universe?

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                              Originally posted by oregonjake View Post
                              So I guess everything I need to know is in the ad.

                              LOLOL!!

                              Umm...what?
                              And Carnac the Magnificent has readily seen that its a 1999 Honda Shadow in good condition with 40,000 miles.

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                                The one of a kind '99 Honda Shadow 650...
                                '83 GS 1100T
                                The Jet


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                                '95 GSXR 750w
                                The Rocket

                                I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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