Craigslist "funnies"

[850GT_Rider]

GS750 "Superbike"?

Milwaukee Craigslist - not mine...

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/5791153907.html

image 1 of 5

1977 suzuki GS 750

engine displacement (CC): 851
fuel: gas
odometer: 100
title status: clean
transmission: manual

Are you looking to be mr badass with your vintage bike?

This is a fully race prepped AHRMA Vintage Superbike Heavyweight Racebike with clean title. What does that mean? It means you can put lights on it and rip balls through the city and be johnny badass. Yes the ladies will love you. Don't know **** about making an engine go fast and stay reliable? This would be a good fit for you. Want a modern suspension on a vintage frame with all the modified cross bracing and a clean powdercoat finsh? Here it is without all the welding and calculations. Want a period correct Yoshimura exhaust system? yep it's got that. You want a ported head with pocketed pistons and megacycle race cams, race springs with titanium keepers? It's got that too. Need racetech springs and piggyback rears so your butt don't hurt...we got ya covered. Wanna learn to touch a knee on the track? Here you go - press the start button. Green Coils and electronic ignition? Yes. Barnette clutch , fancy italian rear sets and fork brace...yep. Stainless braided, CR Carbs...yep You get the point.

Does it rip balls? Yes.
Does it sound amazing? Yes.
Is it fun as ****? Yes
Should you buy it? Ask your wife.
No wife? You'll have a girlfriend soon.

Wanna be in Bike Exif with your brat build or cafe thing but don't know engine ****, welding **** or how to build an engine? Here ya go I started the project and you can butcher up the seat and put a cowl and clip-ons on the forks and call it yours. I won't say a word.

She has about 10-12 hours of saddle time, maybe 100 miles. is sorted and ready for you.
Serious inquiries only. Cash only. Accepting Serious offers.
Call Joe

[dorkburger]

Well the ad may be a bit funny. The bike? I love it!

[Deuce]

What do you expect for $1.00? Nice looking bike, but yeah, they didn't race 750s in Superbike, right? I think he could have found blue plexiglass for the number plates, though.

[Buffalo Bill]

Nuthing funny about that that bike or the owner who is a member here, Joe Ryan, mrbridgeport.
But he should have listed all the upgrades he's done, like that engine is bored out to the max!
I met him this June at an AHRMA race:

Joe Ryan with his bike:

[1948man]

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mcy/5782610665.html

This should be easy to sort. Cat looks bored.

[raygun]

http://elpaso.craigslist.org/mcy/5836918668.html

I don't know why people think they'll ever get the asking price. 9 grand for a 450?

[Rob S.]

A hell of a lot closer to $900.

[dorkburger]

I think it's a cool looking bike. Not 9k cool though.

[steve murdoch]

Love the bike and the ad for the "Superbike" from Mr Ryan.
You will have a girlfriend soon if you buy that bike. Outstanding!

[Gregory]

Nice bike and I liked the ad. As I was reading it I was hearing Steve Martins voice reading it to me ....

Milwaukee Craigslist - not mine...

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/5791153907.html

image 1 of 5

1977 suzuki GS 750

engine displacement (CC): 851
fuel: gas
odometer: 100
title status: clean
transmission: manual

Are you looking to be mr badass with your vintage bike?

This is a fully race prepped AHRMA Vintage Superbike Heavyweight Racebike with clean title. What does that mean? It means you can put lights on it and rip balls through the city and be johnny badass. Yes the ladies will love you. Don't know **** about making an engine go fast and stay reliable? This would be a good fit for you. Want a modern suspension on a vintage frame with all the modified cross bracing and a clean powdercoat finsh? Here it is without all the welding and calculations. Want a period correct Yoshimura exhaust system? yep it's got that. You want a ported head with pocketed pistons and megacycle race cams, race springs with titanium keepers? It's got that too. Need racetech springs and piggyback rears so your butt don't hurt...we got ya covered. Wanna learn to touch a knee on the track? Here you go - press the start button. Green Coils and electronic ignition? Yes. Barnette clutch , fancy italian rear sets and fork brace...yep. Stainless braided, CR Carbs...yep You get the point.

Does it rip balls? Yes.
Does it sound amazing? Yes.
Is it fun as ****? Yes
Should you buy it? Ask your wife.
No wife? You'll have a girlfriend soon.

Wanna be in Bike Exif with your brat build or cafe thing but don't know engine ****, welding **** or how to build an engine? Here ya go I started the project and you can butcher up the seat and put a cowl and clip-ons on the forks and call it yours. I won't say a word.

She has about 10-12 hours of saddle time, maybe 100 miles. is sorted and ready for you.
Serious inquiries only. Cash only. Accepting Serious offers.
Call Joe

[Deuce]

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mcy/5782610665.html

This should be easy to sort. Cat looks bored.

What a mess! I'd rather untangle Christmas tree lights.

[bobgroger]

Darburetors have been rejected

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-/282224708455

[dorkburger]

My break components generally consist of coffee and a snack.

[wymple]

Rejected darbs don't come off as a selling point, but only 7568 dollars, what a great buy!!

[oregonjake]

Rejected darbs don't come off as a selling point, but only 7568 dollars, what a great buy!!

Rejecting darbs just makes him angry.

https://www.facebook.com/DarbsPoetry/