Craigslist "funnies"

[Burque73]

https://farmington.craigslist.org/mcy/d/chuzuki-drt/6237645709.html

Chuzuki DRT 200 - $600 (Farmington)



If you are looking for a bike to put around on to me around in the hills and it's reliable this is the bike for you this thing runs great starts up every time good tires all the brake brakes work a new carburetor won't find another deal this cheap call me

[wymple]

"Is that the distance at which it looks good, or is finally down to a tolerable sound level? "

The distance you might go before you've had enough.

[Spyder]

The distance it will go before needing some tinkering...

[Buffalo Bill]

Will we live to see the end of this crap???

No need for me to explain, or make wise crack…
Custom Hardtail XS650 bobber chopper custom XS rigid - $4300

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/d/custom-hardtail-xs-bobber/6240118785.html

[Brendan W]

Apparently the equations of evolution are time symmetric. It is possible to go backwards.

[Buffalo Bill]

It has been observed that some species have not evolved in millions of years.

[oregonjake]

The only "bobber" worth having. All the rest are but pale imitations of the original.

https://roseburg.craigslist.org/mcy/d/triumph-thunderbird-with/6221579907.html

[Burque73]

This pic looks like it was taken in the store room of the Poseidon, after it sank!

• albuquerque >
  
• for sale >
  
• motorcycles/scooters - by owner

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/d/motorcycles-jack-for-sale/6242380380.html

motorcycles jack for sale - $75 (taylor ranch)

[Burque73]

This should be good for a laugh, or three........
https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/m...254536728.html

Four Speed Automatic Transmission Honda Gold Wing - $2050 hide this posting

1995 Honda Gold Wing

fuel: gas
transmission: automatic


Trying to sell a great 95 Gold Wing (Honda).
Condition is Like New w/ Practically No Damage
Just 14X00 mileage.
Routine maintenance at every 300 miles, which includes careful cleaning and chain lubed.
Oil changed initially at 600 mls, latest change @ 3,400 miles.
No repairs required, great smooth bike.
Fell once to the right side, comes with 2 scuff marks though nothing big.
Clear papers.

Shorty Levers, Puig Touring Windshield, Custom Corbin Leather Seats, Tank Guard, Yoshimura Frame Sliders, Swingarm Spool Sliders (10 millimeter), and spare stock fairing, stock seating, stock windshield, stock levers.

Happy to respond to any kind of concerns you have. Get in touch now.

[earlfor]

This should be good for a laugh, or three........
https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/m...254536728.html

Four Speed Automatic Transmission Honda Gold Wing - $2050 hide this posting

1995 Honda Gold Wing

fuel: gas
transmission: automatic


Trying to sell a great 95 Gold Wing (Honda).
Condition is Like New w/ Practically No Damage
Just 14X00 mileage.
Routine maintenance at every 300 miles, which includes careful cleaning and chain lubed.
Oil changed initially at 600 mls, latest change @ 3,400 miles.
No repairs required, great smooth bike.
Fell once to the right side, comes with 2 scuff marks though nothing big.
Clear papers.

Shorty Levers, Puig Touring Windshield, Custom Corbin Leather Seats, Tank Guard, Yoshimura Frame Sliders, Swingarm Spool Sliders (10 millimeter), and spare stock fairing, stock seating, stock windshield, stock levers.

Happy to respond to any kind of concerns you have. Get in touch now.

Ahhh, chain freshly lubed, has frame sliders and only fell over once on the right side. How can you go wrong? heh lol

[bsharpish]

Same scammer selling it in Houston

[isleoman]

Phone number for the Honda trike is Baltimore. I see this scam post a lot. Seems to be targeting naive seniors.

I thought CL bike ads were bad with about 10% being scams. The car ads are about 50%

[gbw]

Interesting that the bike has "Just 14X00 mileage." and the "Oil changed initially at 600 mls...latest change @ 3,400 miles."

So it was changed religiously every 600 miles until it reached 3400 miles, then no oil changes in the last 10k or so miles? Doesn't sound too fishy to me

[earlfor]

Same scammer selling it in Houston

He must have come across a good deal on two of those chain drive Goldwing trikes with matching dents on the right side. heh

[Datsa Noydb]

I like the "routine maintenance every 300 miles".

Goldwings are noted for NOT needing much maintenance and certainly not that often.