Craigslist "funnies"

[davidduarte]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2262935204.html

2003 kawasaki ex250 ninja - $800 (ellington)

Date: 2011-03-13, 11:40AM EDT
Reply to: sale-ahe3r-2262935204@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

here is a bike that runs. needs carb clean from sitting in garage. needs work. has paperwork to get it legally registered in ct. only. needs vin verified at dmv. 8k for miles. email or call rich at 860 803 0158. no key. clean tank inside.

Location: ellington

[lurch12_2000]

Nice bike....must be why he keeps it right next to the fridge!

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/2265380620.html

[davidduarte]

This might actually be worth $2000 because the carbs are clean, new stator and r/r, and a new battery. I wonder what shape the tires are in.

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2267069901.html

1980 Suzuki GS850G (1 owner) 25k original miles! - $2000 (Manchester)

Date: 2011-03-15, 2:58PM EDT
Reply to: sale-p2yvk-2267069901@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Hi there folks up for grabs here is a clean original 1980 Suzuki GS850G. I bought this bike from a woman whos husband had passed away and the bike sat for a few years. I bought the bike only to clean it up fix what it needed and to sell it (however did consider keeping it as it is much more comfortable than my GSXR), I have not even registered the GS yet and have the original Connecticut title from April 1980! I am a certified Motorcycle Technician and have repaired or replaced the parts it needed to get it running well (which was not much as these bikes are very reliable as some may already know).
Here is a list of things I have done to the bike;

-Cleaned Carburetors THOROUGHLY bought 4 new rebuild kits by K+L and installed all new needles, jets, O-rings ect.
-New stator
-New voltage regulator rectifier
-New battery

Only thing it needs,
-New tires and small split in seat not bad for 31years old.

Here's a great opportunity to own a very clean, very reliable ! owner motorcycle. THIS BIKE WILL SELL QUICK SPRING IS NEAR! NOT TO MENTION GAS ISNT GETTING ANY CHEAPER!!!
NO EMAILS PLEASE Thanks my name is Billie Heres my number 860 978 4441

[Don-lo]

Looks legitimate?

http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcd/2275197154.html

Don't think so

[SVSooke]

Looks legitimate?

http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcd/2275197154.html

Don't think so

Neither did someone else,flagged.

[davidduarte]

oh snap this a hella good deal

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tal/1984502593.html

[Truth]

I wish people would stop cutting up their bikes....

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2278818338.html

[chuck hahn]

Go to bikes for sale and read BO BOs first post..LOL It a CLEAN AZZ BIKE!!!

[850GT_Rider]

I wish people would stop cutting up their bikes....

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2278818338.html

Just chock full of bad ideas, poorly executed.

Question #1 - why even start that work if you don't have a clear title to begin with?

[Truth]

Just chock full of bad ideas, poorly executed.

Question #1 - why even start that work if you don't have a clear title to begin with?

I think with that seat height you could drag a knee going straight!

[Dave8338]

I think with that seat height you could drag a knee going straight!

I know I could. Only thing that bike was missing was a prayer.

[850GT_Rider]

Black Mask Included!

But at least it's expensive.


1979 SUZUKI GS 550. RUNS AWESOME, SIX SPEED TRANSMISSION. SUPERTRAP EXHAUST. ENGINE HAS 16,000 TOTAL MILES, AND HAS UPGRADES. THIS BIKE HAS BEEN REBUILT. NEW SEAT, NEW HANDLEBARS, NEW SHOCKS, CUSTOM PAINT, NEW GRIPS, NEW MIRRORS. THIS BIKE IS SLICK AND VERY FAST!!!
Call For Further Information,
(901)412-4456

• Location: Lakeland, TN
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Hornswaggle]

You can tell it's fast by the black flames on the tank...

[Dave8338]

You can tell it's fast by the black flames on the tank...

Those were flamezzzz. Youy know, masking tape and and a rattle can.

[Dave8338]

This guy is dreaming!

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/bar/2280654860.html