Craigslist "funnies"

[Big T]

I'm a little confused... I see the handlebar Hex bolts in the clamps... Did I miss something?

There may be black Allen heads in there - it'd hard to tell - if so, they mimic what the bar clamps look like when you remove the bolts

[Steel Toed Tank]

Not really a 'funny' but posting because it looks like someone treated this GS just right, and it has a totally fair price, almost like it was someone from GSR selling it!

http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-street-cruisers-choppers-Classic-Suzuki-GS-1000GL-W0QQAdIdZ388525231

Classic 1980 Suzuki GS1000GL - $2000

Selling my classic 1980 Suzuki GS1000 GL, complete, fully functional and in great shape. This bike is a shaft drive, so no messy chain to lubricate or adjust. This bike also has a stock fuel gauge and gear indicator.
I have updated the following on this bike:
Progressive front and rear shocks;
Carburetors rebuilt and synchronized;
Brake pads;
Saddleman seat;
New Intake O-rings
New Intake Boots;
Valve clearances reset
New Carb/airbox boots
New Petcock ;
Ignition relay installed;
No oil leaks, electrical in great working
This is a great classic style bike for cruising around town or heading out on the open road. Great for beginners or seasoned riders.

[Toasty]

This seat looks really comfy

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3064609815.html

[Toasty]

I'm not a bobber hater but this just looks wrong... and $2500???

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3064256847.html

[7981GS]

I'm not a bobber hater but this just looks wrong... and $2500???

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3064256847.html

"Danger Will Robinson!" Castration imminent.

Eric

[Steel Toed Tank]

I'm not a bobber hater but this just looks wrong... and $2500???

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3064256847.html

LOL, thats a lot of motorcycle for those mountain bike tires!!

[Spyder]

There may be black Allen heads in there - it'd hard to tell - if so, they mimic what the bar clamps look like when you remove the bolts

e's just missing the little plastic plugs that go in the heads...

Quote: Toasty I'm not a bobber hater but this just looks wrong... and $2500???

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3064256847.html

is it just me or is the front tire bigger than the rear?????

[Sunburn]

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3051777346.html

No expense spared, includes 18" air horn.

This started at $8000 and continues to drop.


Who buys this crap?

[Nessism]

What a jackass.

If he would have only taken care of the usual things on that bike (which he said he paid almost nothing for), he could have easily sold it for $1,800 with minimal investment. Cosmetically, it was pretty much perfect.

Here's the funny thing about these abominations that people call "bobbers". The intelligence level of the person who might actually want to buy one precludes their ability to generate the revenue required to pay cash for a bike if it costs more than a few hundred dollars.

In other words, there is no market for these things, none. Idiots see them listed on Craigslist like this, and assume that they actually bring the prices they're listed at. I've watched several ebay auctions for these things, they never bring more than $1,100 or so, and most don't make reserve at that price.

I'm done mincing words anymore, these bobber guys are just f***ing morons.

Don't hold back, tell us what you really think....lol, I have to agree, it was a nice looking bike before, now he's just like so many others, and we got to talk to him first hand which pretty much confims all are rantings about these bikes and their owners, sorry to those who actually know what they're doing when they build one, he just wasn't one of them.

No brain, no headache. Dude that built this is brainless.

[trevor]

Wow...tach doesn't work but who needs a tach. Bike made from several wrecks..Yeah 2 grand seems fair!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/3080207620.html

[old_skool]

Ever since Sons of Anarchy, everybody want to be a bad ass biker....or at least think they are one with some crappy biker wanna be bike.

[Blastr2783]

At $2500.00 I'd be a buyer. But at 6grand he's dreaming.

[Gonzo]

Not a bike, but definitely funny: http://saginaw.craigslist.org/zip/3081798107.html

[Toasty]

I just came across this gem

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/3074994057.html

The bike looks nice but wtf why did they go with that paint job?

[7981GS]

I just came across this gem

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/3074994057.html

The bike looks nice but wtf why did they go with that paint job?

Catholic school?

Eric