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      From that poor 400's ad:
      "Only 150 miles since it I got it back on the road but already have my eyes on the next project."

      What that REALLY means is: that after 150 miles of this sh*t, I can't stand to ride it anymore.


      Eric

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        That thing is clean. And probably worth what he's asking. Did I miss the joke?
        '83 GS 1100T
        The Jet


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        '95 GSXR 750w
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        I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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          Originally posted by Spyder View Post
          That thing is clean. And probably worth what he's asking. Did I miss the joke?
          Nothing rare about it, except all the others have been crashed and thrashed in the last 20+ years

          Certainly not the original sportbike - while I could argue for my 1981 GPz 550, certainly the GSX-R 750 of 1986 trumps a 1989 KZ 750.
          1978 GS 1000 (since new)
          1979 GS 1000 (The Fridge, superbike replica project)
          1978 GS 1000 (parts)
          1981 GS 850 (anyone want a project?)
          1981 GPZ 550 (backroad screamer)
          1970 450 Mk IIID (THUMP!)
          2007 DRz 400S
          1999 ATK 490ES
          1994 DR 350SES

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            Originally posted by Big T View Post
            Nothing rare about it, except all the others have been crashed and thrashed in the last 20+ years

            Certainly not the original sportbike - while I could argue for my 1981 GPz 550, certainly the GSX-R 750 of 1986 trumps a 1989 KZ 750.

            The original 750 Interceptor is generally regarded as the first purpose-built sportbike. This ZXR750 certainly is clean and original. I've ridden a few and they are about the most uncomfortable ride ever. The real rare one is the RR (91?) that has the aluminum tank. I took the tank off one in the shop (empty), and it feels like the tank weighs about a pound. Seriously.

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              Originally posted by Spyder View Post
              That thing is clean. And probably worth what he's asking. Did I miss the joke?
              The joke is asking that much money for a 23 year old motorcycle. For $5000 (never mind $10,000), there a lot of much more modern bikes to be had.

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                Originally posted by davidduarte View Post
                The joke is asking that much money for a 23 year old motorcycle. For $5000 (never mind $10,000), there a lot of much more modern bikes to be had.
                LOL I did miss that... I thought he was asking 5000.00. didn't even notice the buy it now price. my mistake...
                '83 GS 1100T
                The Jet


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                '95 GSXR 750w
                The Rocket

                I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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                  um, yeah!

                  VW TRIKE...REDUCED AND REDUCED AGAIN - $9500 (South Burbs)

                  Date: 2012-06-21, 1:32PM CDT
                  Reply to: jzx9h-3086369849@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
                  2010 VW Bobbed Trike. Completely custom built, and titled. 1835, mild cam, dual carbs, alternator conversion, electronic ignition.Rear disc brakes, hydraulic clutch. Removable backrest.
                  This bike won second place in the trike class at 2011 Peotone bike show. Include phone # when responding.
                  You can see a walk around and running video of this trike (pre-paint) on You tube.
                  search "VW trike movie take #1 by trikster".







                  '83 GS 1100T
                  The Jet


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                  '95 GSXR 750w
                  The Rocket

                  I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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                    Originally posted by Spyder View Post
                    VW TRIKE...REDUCED AND REDUCED AGAIN - $9500 (South Burbs)
                    If he "reduces" it any more, there won't be anything left to sell.

                    Notice that he didn't say "PRICE reduced".

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                      Originally posted by Spyder View Post
                      um, yeah!

                      VW TRIKE...REDUCED AND REDUCED AGAIN - $9500 (South Burbs)

                      Date: 2012-06-21, 1:32PM CDT
                      Reply to: jzx9h-3086369849@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
                      2010 VW Bobbed Trike. Completely custom built, and titled. 1835, mild cam, dual carbs, alternator conversion, electronic ignition.Rear disc brakes, hydraulic clutch. Removable backrest.
                      This bike won second place in the trike class at 2011 Peotone bike show. Include phone # when responding.
                      You can see a walk around and running video of this trike (pre-paint) on You tube.
                      search "VW trike movie take #1 by trikster".

                      Or, for that money, you could buy a very nice up-scale used car.

                      Decisions decisions.



                      Eric

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                        The gas tank is lined with pure gold!


                        '83 GS 1100T
                        The Jet


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                        '95 GSXR 750w
                        The Rocket

                        I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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                          Originally posted by Spyder View Post
                          One too many zero's in the ad no doubt.
                          Either that or Monsanto is adding some secret ingredient into the local corn crops.

                          Eric

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                            This one looks comfy...





                            1982 Honda CB450 - $3500

                            Date: 2012-06-20, 8:24PM CDT
                            Reply to: xtgcn-3090953863@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
                            1982 Honda CB450

                            ****HEAD TURNER!!!

                            * Fully Painted Black & Red
                            * Carbs Redone
                            * Dropped, people's mouth drop when seeing this!! ***HEAD TURNER!!! * Runs and drives without any problems
                            *$3500 OBO

                            for more information i can be contacted at 773-963-897four





                            '83 GS 1100T
                            The Jet


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                            '95 GSXR 750w
                            The Rocket

                            I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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                              No seat and No rear suspension.
                              Yup, that should add at least $2,000 to the value.

                              Eric

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                                I kinda like it

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