Craigslist "funnies"

[michaelj_444]

Now what`s wrong with this?

Check the printed price. Has to be a typo. Check the price on the windsheild.

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/3306530137.html

ULTRA CLASSIC ANNIVERSARY MINT CONDITION 21K MILES NEW PRICE - $80200 (FRANKLIN)

Date: 2012-10-05, 9:59AM CDT
Reply to: see below



HARLEY DAVIDSON 1993 FLTCU ULTRA CLASSIC 90th ANNIVERSARY LIMITED EDITION. NUMBER 150 OUT OF ONLY 200 MADE. RUNS, DRIVES, LOOKS & SOUNDS GREAT!! LOADED WITH EXTRAS. INCLUDING:
(3)- EXTRA WINDSHIELDS 1) DARK TINT SHORT SPORT , 2) MEDIUM TINTED 3) LG TOURING TALL
CHROME GRIPS
H-D CUSTOM COVER
STAGE 1 AIR CLEANER W/ REJETTED CARB & PIPES
CHROME LIGHTED ROTOR & CALIBER COVERS
CHROME H.D. TAILIGHT & TURN SIGNAL COVERS
CHROME LUGGAGE RACK
PAINT MATCHED REAR SPOILER W/ LED LIGHT& STOP LIGHT
CHROME REAR TOUR PACK LIGHT COVERS & LUGGAGE RACK & TOP TRIM PIECE
CHROME FLOOR BOARD COVERS
DRIVERS REAR BACK REST
CHROME PRIMARY COVER
CHROME H.D. DERBY COVER
CHROME FRONT FENDER BAR & SHIELD LIGHT
RAISED WHITEWALL TIRES
JUST INSTALLED (8-25-12) KIRKER PIPES WITH FISH TAIL ENDS
THIS BIKE HAS ONLY 21K WELL TAKEN CARE OF MILES, RUNS OUT VERY WELL.THIS IS THE ORIGANAL PAINT AND IT IS STILL IN EXELLENT CONDTION, IT JUST DOESNT LOOK LIKE EVERYONE ELSES HARLEY. BIKE ALSO INCLUDES THESE COLLECTABLE ITEMS:
CASE OF MILLER 90TH ANNIVERSARY COLLECTABLE BEER FROM 1993 IN 16 OZ CANS, ALSO INCLUDES 1 ORIGINAL TICKET PACKAGE FROM THE 90TH REUNION W/ PIN & STICKER INCLUDED.
BUY IT NOW FOR ONLY $8000.00. / CALL SCOTT @ 414-350-7275. NO TEXTS PLEASE.
POSSIBLE TRADES CONSIDERED FOR A GM 2500 HD EXTENED CAB 4X4 PICKUP MUST HAVE 8ft BOX LOOKING FOR A NICE TRUCK NO JUNK, WOULD TRADE BIKE & CASH FOR THE RIGHT TRUCK.

THIS BIKE HAS ONLY 21K WELL TAKEN CARE OF MILES.

[Steve]

Hey Steve, someday myself and others will start following your lead and posting the ads we are commenting on....
copy/paste....copy/paste! Not so complicated. ha ha Thanks

'Bout time y'all catch on.

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[kawfeedave]

This is funny....

I came across this one, and I'm not the spelling police, but the number of spelling errors and incorrect word use was just too much for me not to post in the 'Craigslist Funnies' thread. It might be more sad than funny, but here you go.....


hey I have a 99 honda cbr 600 f 4 four sale or trade for a good car the bike have 36k run grade only nead a oil chage have miner scraches if you interesting tex me at 2162585059 thanks $2300

[avanhaselen]

The title on this one is great, the most surprising part: it has a title!

82 Honda GL500 Piece of Crap - $99 (Baseline and Gilbert)

Been sitting for years. Its missing a lot of important parts. Just got it running. It runs bad. It smokes bad. Clutch cable is frozen. All controls missing or broken. No key, its hot-wired. I want it gone. You can hear it run but it is not driveable. For sale one week only then to the scrapyard. Have title. 602-388-2647 txt or call.

[BigD_83]

Hey Steve, someday myself and others will start following your lead and posting the ads we are commenting on....
copy/paste....copy/paste! Not so complicated. ha ha Thanks

Still can't Copy/Paste images out of Craigslist on any of my computers. I can get all of the text though; anyone else in Canuck nation having the same problem?

Can one of our fine neighbours to the south please Copy/Paste this one for me? EDIT- I was able to get this image up in a roundabout way



My poor heart might not be able to take this anymore:

http://whistler.en.craigslist.ca/mcy/3242980061.html

[SVSooke]

1984 Suzuki GS 750e (custom) - $1500 (Whistler)

Date: 2012-09-01, 12:03AM PDT
Reply to this postReply to: 6mzwv-3242980061@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



1984 Suzuki GS 750e, new front tire, new battery, painted flat black, chopped rear fender. Runs great , starts everytime.. $1500 obo 604-902-6622

• Location: Whistler
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

That is 1/2 a bike for full price

[spchips]

The title on this one is great, the most surprising part: it has a title!

82 Honda GL500 Piece of Crap - $99 (Baseline and Gilbert)

Been sitting for years. Its missing a lot of important parts. Just got it running. It runs bad. It smokes bad. Clutch cable is frozen. All controls missing or broken. No key, its hot-wired. I want it gone. You can hear it run but it is not driveable. For sale one week only then to the scrapyard. Have title. 602-388-2647 txt or call.

Now that's honest and fair. Hell, he even went through the trouble to demonstrate the running engine.

[trevor]

seen this before?

http://bc.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-scooters-pocket-bikes-Undercover-Motorcycle-Kit-W0QQAdIdZ420298319

[cowboyup3371]

Huh?

Who in the heck would want to buy that?

[Steve]

http://bc.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-...AdIdZ420298319

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[850GT_Rider]

1980 GS550E Bobber - Los Angeles

I suppose we've seen worse.....

1980 Suzuki GS550E Cafe Racer / Bobber - $2800 (Van Nuys)

Date: 2012-10-08, 6:28PM PDT
Reply to this postReply to: mchdk-3309016439@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]




1980 Suzuki GS550E Cafe Racer / Bobber, 6 Speed trans, runs / rides good, custom paint and pin striping, Harley exhaust pipes, Clubman handlebars, good tires, lowered in the rear, custom seat and tail section with custom tail light and turn signals, new chain. Clean title and registered until October 2013! $2800 or best offer. 424.208.9204 - No tire kickers, No I'll have the money in a week, No test rides without M1, No low ballers, No spammers please.

• Location: Van Nuys
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[850GT_Rider]

'83 GS750 Header - Los Angeles

Rusty & cheap - but #2 Cylinder may not breathe right though

83 Suzuki GS750 4 into 1 Header (sf valley)

Date: 2012-10-08, 5:55PM PDT
Reply to: see below



83 Suzuki GS750 4 into 1 Header for sale.
It may fit other GS years and models.
Asking $40 obo.
You can text me at 6I9 72O O875 No e-mails


You can text me at 6I9 72O O875 No e-mails











Location: sf valley

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[SVSooke]

Geussing I can ask big bucks for this Supertrapp 4>1 to

[loud et]

more fine salesmanship

Wow, really hope I get a chance to do business with this outstanding gentleman.
Cleveland Craigslist:

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1981 Suzuki 650cc 800$ runs - $800 (west cleveland)

Date: 2012-10-10, 9:34AM EDT
Reply to this postReply to: mzhdc-3328872250@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



Names trav, got this motorcycle from my father about 2 years ago. just recently ive put myself in a financial situation which is the only reason for me selling it, runs no problems, might need a new battery but the old one will start it. fair condition not much rust. 800 firm you show up with seven and all you'll get is a show no deal. i know its worth more then what im asking. its raining bad as hell or i'd get my white ass out their and tke pictures. if interested call, 216-355-8307 will answer any questions asked.

• Location: west cleveland
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3328872250

[5150/gs]

hot rod 4 wheeler

Motorcycle-Quad- I have the paper work from the bmv to get a builders title, so it can be plated as a 4 wheeled motorcycle.
I have the street tires on it ready for the road. The all the lights work.
This is made from a 1985 Polaris 250 4 wheeler and a 440kz motorcycle.
Rides just like a motorcycle. Runs great. Fun on and off road! I have had it up to 80mph!
TRADES OPEN
Plow truck, old hot rod,-rad rod, Ford Falcon, mustang, nova, cj7,5, ford 9n, 8n, 2n tractor OR??

READ ALL> NO TEXT--
1-870-844-1533, THANKS.
Make a cash offer.

(North Judson I.N., by Knox)

• Location: North Judson I.N.