Craigslist "funnies"

[koolaid_kid]

Only needs a timing chain, LOL!!!

suzuki - $800 (nicholasville)



1983 suzuki Hs850 T, clean title, nice tires,saddle bags, only thing is it needs a timing chain.
$800 or best offer.

Hey, a 16 valve chain drive 850T. Someone on here should snap that up.

[GS1000G Shopper]

How NOT to write an ad:

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/3640433856.html

I am selling my bike. I have the title but it is not in my name. I can provide you with a bill of sale. The bike has a gas leak from the carbs which I will be rebuilding this week. the speedometer stopped working about 400 miles ago. I just replaced the rear tire with a 160/60/17ZR. this bike can and will do 0-60 in 3 flat. I know because I have done it. This is a very powerful bike. I am not asking 1500 obo I am selling it for $1500 firm!!! No test rides unless you have cash in hand. Do not call or text unless you are buying the bike The pics posted here are what the bike looks like right now so dont ask for pics. do not waste my time asking questions about the bike.

[koolaid_kid]

I love ads that threaten prospective buyers. Very enticing, really motivates me. Of course, he should be charging extra since the title is not in his name.

[SVSooke]

$600 · selling my bike

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1990 kawasaki 250 4 stroke

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/selling-my-bike_19193243

Who could resist such a great selling job?Looks like the bike is in the right place to

[duaneage]

I love ads that threaten prospective buyers. Very enticing, really motivates me. Of course, he should be charging extra since the title is not in his name.

He may be selling it but it won't be sold.

[heinzh]

How to ruin a GS1000

This is not funny, really sad.

http://bemidji.craigslist.org/mcy/3632274477.html

SUZUKI GS1000 - $1500 (SHELLY MN)



1979 SUZUKI GS1000 - LESS THAN 9,000 MILES! - NEW BATTERY - ALL FOUR CARBS REBUILT - NEW PAINT - RUNS AWESOME - AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURES, THERE HAS BEEN A LOT DONE TO THE BIKE! - $1500 - WILLING TO TRADE FOR SOMETHING OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE - CALL OR TEXT SEVEN O1 4THREE O THREE 687

[Steve]

WILLING TO TRADE FOR SOMETHING OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE

I have an old, broken weed whacker that I can offer him.

The only consolation is that he is not asking double or triple the price.

I think it was almost worth the asking price in the "before" picture.

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[dorkburger]

Wow, that makes me sad

[duaneage]

I think we need federal legislation to prevent atrocities like that.

[Gorminrider]

he wrecked what looked to be a good seat and I bet that paint is going to stink and smoke for awhile(and then flake off) when the engine warms up!

[koolaid_kid]

Is it just me or did that aberration used to be a skunk?

[selzer85]

another overpriced gs

http://nashville.craigslist.org/mcy/3640705568.html

How much would you offer for this bike?

[Gorminrider]

http://nashville.craigslist.org/mcy/3640705568.html
How much would you offer for this bike?

well, it don't look that bad compared with other bikes seen here.... as to what I would pay? if I wanted it/needed it? it'd just depend on what else was out there.
as to overpriced? $5,000 !!! it's not strictly a motorcycle but it was listed in with them . Kind of puts things in perspective, maybe.

[selzer85]

$5000 and their not even street legal lol. Well you they say there's a sucker born every minute.

[Mad Mark]

This is not funny, really sad.

http://bemidji.craigslist.org/mcy/3632274477.html

SUZUKI GS1000 - $1500 (SHELLY MN)



1979 SUZUKI GS1000 - LESS THAN 9,000 MILES! - NEW BATTERY - ALL FOUR CARBS REBUILT - NEW PAINT - RUNS AWESOME - AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURES, THERE HAS BEEN A LOT DONE TO THE BIKE! - $1500 - WILLING TO TRADE FOR SOMETHING OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE - CALL OR TEXT SEVEN O1 4THREE O THREE 687

you know you build custom bikes when you get carried away with the gloss black and yellow paint. not to mention the custom bobbed seat and fender.
i like how he left the stock roto tiller bars.