Craigslist "funnies"

[michaelj_444]

I like...

Check the gas cap lock key!

Anyone posted this before? It's perfect in every way.

The "genuine skunk hide" is a classy touch and the out of the box thinking for the exhaust is just brilliant.

If anyone here buys it, I want the trailer. I've got a few old trees to drag around!

Enjoy...

http://corvallis.craigslist.org/mcy/3753624512.html

RAT BIKE one of a kind 1982 Suzuki GS - $1200 (Corvallis)






One of a kind rat bike with custom trailer
Base bike is a 1982 Suzuki GS550. I forget the year, it might be a 1981. The bike is fully street legal with title and valid tags. The bike is very ugly and very experienced. It is perfect for crashing those Harley & BMW rallies. In fact this bike was raced at the Salem Indoor Flat Track Series.

Key Features:
• 1967 Dodge Speedometer
• Deer skull with 1968 Dodge marker lights
• Animal skin decor with a genuine skunk hide for a seat cover.
• Real wild turkey wings on tank.
• CR high-bend handle bars with Cowboy boot wind guards
• Rear fender is skid plat off a 2003 XR650R
• LED tail lights with extension cord wiring
• Shopping cart trailer with LED tail and brake lights
• Air Horns
• Two HID high beam driving lights (extremely bright) these are a $500 accessory
• 6-inch exhaust made from flexible dryer vent
• Nice patina
• Parts bike available (see my other ad)

Experience:
• Raced at the Salem Indoor Flat Track Series
• Run across the Alvord Desert
• BMW dual Sport rally
• Attended multiple other rallies

Disclaimer: This bike is for exhibition. Through I've ridden this bike many miles and many places, I make no claims or guarantees of its road worthiness. Buyer assumes all risk.




How could you possibly go wrong?

[gsrick]

I just don't get the Rat Bike thing. What am I missing or can anyone shed a little light on the WHY, to such a crap heap?

1.)It makes it hard for the cops to check the VIN.
2.) The use of animal hides works for the " I break for animals " crowd, since they don't seem to notice motorcycles.
3.) It's a great anti theft device.
4.) Replacing roadkill is cheaper than vintage UJM parts.
5.) The ladies apparently like them.
6.) Never a need to repaint.(see #4)
7.) A good way to **** P.I.T.A. members off.
8.) If your a hunter, you can blend in with the herd.
9.) He always wanted to study taxidermy, but couldn't pass the entrance exam.
10.) He helped re-elect Obama and has nothing better to do with all the free time till the next election.

[gsrick]

Here is something Eric sent me. http://reno.craigslist.org/mcy/3704346545.html
ANCIENT JAPANESE MOTA PSHYCHO FRONT END-Suzuki ?? - $50 (RENO)




See photo's,perhaps Suzuki ??Have others..........will reply to E-wails every few days.....

• Location: RENO

[gsrick]

I found this one in San Diego CL. Anybody need an others bike? http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/mcy/3734984967.html

HONDA RAT ROD BIKE CLEAN TITLE UP TO DATE TAGS - $1500 (ESCONDIDO )



info 1981 Honda cx500 5 speed 30k miles
selling my Honda Rat Rod or trade for a car
bike looks good and runs even better
have a clean title and up to date tags in my name
willing to trade for the right car but cash is king
call me 858-735-0357 Matt thanks
$1500 FRIM

bobber / cafe racer / rat rod

[Toasty]

LOL what is going on with those pipes??

[Spyder]

What a maroon...

Both tires appear to be mounted backwards...

[850GT_Rider]

Posted: 2013-04-21, 10:31AM PDT
HONDA RAT ROD BIKE CLEAN TITLE UP TO DATE TAGS - $1500 (ESCONDIDO )



info 1981

Ignoring the hack job for a minute, just looking at the bike itself - How much cleaner Suzuki handled the integration of the shaft drive on our G-series machines. That's one fugly setup on the Honda......

[850GT_Rider]

I like the plumbing valve petcock, the obscured brake light, the castrating fuel tank mount, the unsecured cotter key on the rear axle....

Yeah, sure...I'll dash right out there and drop 4 large on this custom beauty.....

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/3772936771.html

Posted: 2013-04-28, 8:32PM PDT

Bobber Honda CB650 $4500 obo (Rancho Cucamonga)



Selling my 1979 Honda CB650. This is a Bobber Style Bike. Totally Bad Ass! Its a great custom built bike. It has a custom gas tank, fender, battery box, everything on this bike is custom.. This bike is ready to be ridden home. There is nothing wrong with the bike, it runs great. Registration and Insurance are all up to date.
Only Serious buyers Please.
Asking $4,500 OBO
Text/Call Joel (909) 835-3701

[earlfor]

I like the plumbing valve petcock, the obscured brake light, the castrating fuel tank mount, the unsecured cotter key on the rear axle....

Yeah, sure...I'll dash right out there and drop 4 large on this custom beauty.....

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb...772936771.html

I was going to say I would give'em a hundred bucks for it, but on 2nd thought, It just isn't worth that much.

[loud et]

Who needs a sweet jacket?

If anyone sees you wearing this jacket they will definitely say-
" I'lllll reeeememberrrrrr youuuuuuu"! Lol

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/clo/3745843481.html

[akckhim]

Wow! I thought it was some ****ed off woman lol

[Dave8338]

LOL what is going on with those pipes??

They are simply rotated up at the head. They are stock pipes that actually blend in nicely to the bikes lines when not turned up by some mouth breather.

I have a pair of GL 500's (in pieces ) and they are a fun and torque y little monster. Liquid cooled twin and build for the 100,000 mile club.

http://cycles.evanfell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/cx-500-dual-sport.jpg

I plans to do diz to one of them.

[Don-lo]

Yeah, since the pipes come around your legs when riding, you would need to wear leather pants all the time. That is one stupid "custom item"

[Rollerpig1]

Really?

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/3766941336.html

Now that's how you get a deal done! haha I'm going to see if he wants my 49cc blender. No sense of adventure at all.

[michaelj_444]

Wtf!

Now this is funny. Only $149.00! BUY IT NOW!!!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1978-SUZUKI-GS550-550E-GAUGES-SPEEDOMETER-TACHOMETER-OEM-/251165820091?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item3a7aa644bb&vxp=mtr

LMAO

No breaks or cracks! I think the seller is on crack.