Craigslist "funnies"

[Gregory]

what us holding that gas tank in place?

that is not a gas tank...it is a metal pillow for the riders head.

[Spyder]

"Hotrod parts"...

[Frank Z.]

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/4016845818.html

Vintage 1975 HONDA CB360T MOTORCYCLE (GOLDEN UNICORN) - $1000 (ATX)

** 1975 HONDA CB360T MOTORCYCLE ** ONLY HAS 5,894 ORIGINAL MILES !!! ****

ORIGINALLY --> PRICED TO SELL at $4,500 BUT WILL CONSIDER ANY REASONABLE OFFER. ****

BUT THEN I RAN OUT OF DRUGS TO SMOKE.

(Wife wants it sold after kids were born & we're moving.)

• Motor spins free

• EVERYTHING ORIGINAL (EVEN RUST!) and complete except mufflers (WITH ADDITIONAL RUST)

• Have ORIGINAL IGNITION KEY!!!

• Front disk, drum rear brakes


ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS PLEASE!! BUT REMEMBER I AM A BIT CRAZY!!! I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT THIS THING WAS MADE OF GOLD, COPPER, HELL SOMETHING WORTH MORE THAN SCRAP!

Call/text (512) 389-9924 or reply email. Thanks!
BE SURE TO REMIND ME WHICH PRICE YOU'RE CALLING ABOUT, $4500 OR $1000.

[Truth]

Truth in advertising! Love it

[Gorminrider]

Compare that honest funny guy to this weirdness:

"

suzuki gs450 1981 custom - $2200 (victoria)



1981 suzuki gs450 in great shape runs perfectly with low km's and has been customized into a cafe racer. rare bike to find and its registered as a 400cc so the insurance is as cheap as it gets"


(Hey, craigslist-boy, I do believe IS a 400cc, judging by the camcovers ,unless someone's done one heck of a number on the engine...and if he'd just look where it is stamped GS40X on the engine... also not as "cheap as it gets" insurance- there's a cheaper insurance bracket in the scooter range)

[trevor]

Beauty! And only 4 grand!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/4019410564.html

[BigD_83]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/va...019410564.html

Oh gawd! not that beast again.

[chuck c]

1987 Honda CR 500 - $1100 (Estell Manor, NJ)


1987 Honda CR 500
20 hours on rebuilt top end (needs side cover cooling side)
very fast bike
$1,100 or $900 if bought by 8-14-13
call 609-389-5716 or 609-957-2215

• Location: Estell Manor, NJ

[dorkburger]

Top end rebuilt.....in 1988. Used to hold down the ground since.

[earlfor]

1987 Honda CR 500 - $1100 (Estell Manor, NJ)


1987 Honda CR 500
20 hours on rebuilt top end (needs side cover cooling side)
very fast bike
$1,100 or $900 if bought by 8-14-13
call 609-389-5716 or 609-957-2215

• Location: Estell Manor, NJ

OMG! Whatever he is smoking, he should be selling that!

[850GT_Rider]

1987 Honda CR 500 - $1100 (Estell Manor, NJ)


1987 Honda CR 500
20 hours on rebuilt top end (needs side cover cooling side)
very fast bike
$1,100 or $900 if bought by 8-14-13

call 609-389-5716 or 609-957-2215

• Location: Estell Manor, NJ

Another primo example of the Craklist "Ran when parked".

[subforry]

1987 Honda CR 500 - $1100 (Estell Manor, NJ)


1987 Honda CR 500
20 hours on rebuilt top end (needs side cover cooling side)
very fast bike
$1,100 or $900 if bought by 8-14-13
call 609-389-5716 or 609-957-2215

• Location: Estell Manor, NJ

I think the plastic purple wheel quad is a better buy.

[cowboyup3371]

I like this guy's attitude here - 1 year or 5000 miles which ever comes first - makes you wonder if he's promoting the bar hopping scene?

GAS SAVER !!!!! 2013 CLEVELAND CYCLE WERKS THA HEIST BOBBER - $3295 (LAWRENCEBURG, IN 47025 (513) 205-2829)






2013 THA HEIST 250cc Bobber. These motorcycles look amazing. These bikes get between 65 - 100 mpg depending on driver. If you are looking for a very affordable and stylish looking bike then this is the one. Come check out these bikes and more at Adrenaline Motorsports Toys. This bike is new and is backed with a full factory warranty for 1 year or 5000 miles whichever comes first.
MSRP $3295 Financing available

[Gregory]

I like this guy's attitude here - 1 year or 5000 miles which ever comes first - makes you wonder if he's promoting the bar hopping scene?

GAS SAVER !!!!! 2013 CLEVELAND CYCLE WERKS THA HEIST BOBBER - $3295 (LAWRENCEBURG, IN 47025 (513) 205-2829)






2013 THA HEIST 250cc Bobber. These motorcycles look amazing. These bikes get between 65 - 100 mpg depending on driver. If you are looking for a very affordable and stylish looking bike then this is the one. Come check out these bikes and more at Adrenaline Motorsports Toys. This bike is new and is backed with a full factory warranty for 1 year or 5000 miles whichever comes first.
MSRP $3295 Financing available

I really don't understand this market segment they are selling to. If I had to ride a 250cc I would go for an endure or dirt bike with a lot of torque. Cruising with 250cc's seems odd. On the other hand if I was hell bent on getting into the cruiser/bobber/chopper theme with over $3k to spend, I would opt for a mangled 750cc+ vintage like ours.

[bccap]

How to sell a Harley.....................

Harley Electraglide 2005 Twin Cam 88 - $12500 (Garage)


Original owner,17,100 kms,Black ,Pipes,Chrome,Always Maintained,....Blair, 604-313-8954

• Location: Garage
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests