Craigslist "funnies"

[duaneage]

Looks like a good start to a rat bike, make mechanically sound and leave it nasty.
V

One of those "Ran when parked" deals.

[Vmass]

A great read!

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/mcy/4395711857.html

[Gorminrider]

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/mcy/4395711857.html

"i don't know front tire is on backwards that's all fine and good some say they work better this way i say it won't dissipate water right in rain anyway another hundred dollars"...

ahahahaha! what a riot!

[GSX1000E]

That Boston bike has some serious competition with this one. Lets see here, we throw away the good parts, remove the fenders, rattle can paint OVER the factory pinstripes, add a board covered in vinyl and the price doubles!

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4390176311.html

[loud et]

"i don't know front tire is on backwards that's all fine and good some say they work better this way i say it won't dissipate water right in rain anyway another hundred dollars"...

ahahahaha! what a riot!

What a lame ad. Annoyingrunonsentencesdrivemecrazy.

[Gorminrider]

That Boston bike has some serious competition with this one. Lets see here, we throw away the good parts, remove the fenders, rattle can paint OVER the factory pinstripes, add a board covered in vinyl and the price doubles!
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4390176311.html

Unscrewing the Suzuki Badge (and leaving the dent and holes where it was) makes a pretty radical bike, man.
With only 9,000 miles on it, I hope he didn't just get a really complete bike and "lay his magic" on it.

[Rob S.]

Look what somebody did to an CB1100F? Oh, the humanity!!!!!

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/4387920475.html

I like his statement "the pictures speak for themselves."

They certainly do. Those pictures should be enough to get him hung (by a jury of Honda peers).

[megatwin]

What a lame ad. Annoyingrunonsentencesdrivemecrazy.

Punctuation is a lost art.
To the lost ones,any way

[Gorminrider]

Punctuation is a lost art.
To the lost ones,any way

And Capitals. I love the humble " i ". Surely, these folk can't all be fans of e.e.cummings ?

[850GT_Rider]

CL >boston >south shore >all for sale / wanted >motorcycles/scooters - by owner

only a few good bikes on here cheap - $1000 (North Dighton )



This is one of them , don't think too hard do the math a new clutch you can get away with for 150 bucks unless you know how to change them and weather or not it needs to keep that ball berring maybe less some do some don't i don't know front tire is on backwards that's all fine and good some say they work better this way i say it won't dissipate water right in rain anyway another hundred dollars , get the brand new double o ring chain put on almost nothing i don't have the tool to do it and it does not have a master link but it's a nice chain very nice cost 60 bucks for that , most chains take 7-8 thousand pounds in whatever way they test them this one 9 it's overkill but i bought it so you buy a bike for 1000 you spend a few hundred on it and now it's faster than any 550 you ever rode ! and it looks cool too , I got the GPZ carbs perfect and then this bike launched nice it's what you want with a cool matte black paintjob what just buy it call Mike 774-872 1058 i promise you will have fun on this bike , if i finish it the price goes up to 13 or 15 hundred or i decide to keep it and have 2 !

No actual year or model shown, no punctuation, misspelling, run-together words, overpriced, preemptive insults to any potential buyer that might dare to question his pricing..... Must be a veteran CL seller!

[wedoo2]

That Boston bike has some serious competition with this one. Lets see here, we throw away the good parts, remove the fenders, rattle can paint OVER the factory pinstripes, add a board covered in vinyl and the price doubles!
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4390176311.html

A flat seat, low bars and pods does not a cafe make.

[Eli69]

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/mcy/4317402865.html

[SVSooke]

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/mcy/4317402865.html

Believe that been up before.Where's the

[Spyder]

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/mcy/4317402865.html

Wait, Weed is a sport???

[wedoo2]

How does anyone walk into their garage and say to themselves, "God that's looking good"?