Craigslist "funnies"

[Rob S.]

Money back guarantee.How could you go wrong!!??

By setting foot in that place.

[jabcb]

Money back guarantee.How could you go wrong!!??

"The 30 DMBG is not a tangible cash refund, however within 30 days the customer may put the purchase amount toward the purchase of another vehicle at Arrotta's Automax & RV's."
Its not a money back guarantee.

[Rob S.]

"The 30 DMBG is not a tangible cash refund, however within 30 days the customer may put the purchase amount toward the purchase of another vehicle at Arrotta's Automax & RV's."
Its not a money back guarantee.

Exactly. It's "come back and get screwed a second time."

[chuck hahn]

I actually laughed at this..yet another "SHOW QUALITY" bike. The fact that QUALITY was misspelled in the title is just an added bonus.

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/4747109639.html

[trevor]

LOl.....

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/nvn/mcy/4755437902.html

She said: "You will not get laid until at least half of your bikes are gone!, you spent all that money in a wine rack when you could have sold some of those @#^@$%@# bikes to pay for it!"

Apparently she is serious about it.

So, culling the pack now:

Suzuki GSX1250FA 2012 with ~10,000 kms $8,000.00
Suzuki DR650 2007 with ~15,000 kms $3500.00
Kawasaki Vulcan 800 Classic, 1996 with ~14,000 miles, $3,000.00

Prices are firm, would trade for a more understanding wife, Triumph Spitfire MK1, TR3 or similar.

To my beloved unknown friends from overseas, no, I am not interested in cashing a cheque and send you the difference even if you are a pastor who is traveling and blah blah blah.

Email me using Craigslist server and I will call you to setup a time to come check out the bikes.

The wine rack is not for sale, but I really like how it looks! It is awesome!

[GSX1000E]

Trevor, he should have chosen a better wife to begin with and he wouldn't be having this problem. Amateurs!

[JamesWhut?]

That's the problem.. good wives tend to go bad over time...

[GSX1000E]

That's the problem.. good wives tend to go bad over time...

There are always newer/improved models to replace the old fat battleaxes too.

[trevor]

Trevor, he should have chosen a better wife to begin with and he wouldn't be having this problem. Amateurs!

Lol...you are right! I got a good one that's for sure. I always say.."she's a smart, beautiful and caring woman that, lucky for me, lacks good judgement".

[jabcb]

He is selling 3 bikes; so it looks like he has a total of 6 bikes.
6 bikes doesn't seem that unreasonable.

[earlfor]

I actually laughed at this..yet another "SHOW QUALITY" bike. The fact that QUALITY was misspelled in the title is just an added bonus.

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/4747109639.html

I don't think I would want a show "quility" bike. It sounds like he knitted it. heh eh

[Highway_Glider]

He is selling 3 bikes; so it looks like he has a total of 6 bikes.
6 bikes doesn't seem that unreasonable.

Heck no.

I have five and and a frame myself.

[Rob S.]

That's the problem.. good wives tend to go bad over time...

If you keep them in a wine rack, with controlled temperature and humidity, they last much longer.

[michaelj_444]

I don't think I would want a show "quility" bike. It sounds like he knitted it. heh eh

OK. So it`s a Show "Quility" bike but what`s the 2ND AMEADENT THEME BIKE? 2nd. Amendment?

[witttom]

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bar/4700324314.html

Sports Hog - 1994 - $2500 (Ambler, PA)

1994 GSXR 750 with 8 inch stretch, custom paint, runs strong. Overall 18 inch apes. Brake and shifter extended to front of the bike. Harley teardrop pipes, light kit throughout the bike. Custom made wide glide fender. What do you have to trade of equal value, or will sell for cash.