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    What the Hell is the matter with people? At least he said "trade of equal value". I have a couple of concrete blocks I'm not using for anything at the moment.
    Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

    I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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      sport hog??? He needs a Gibbs head slap.

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        "What do you have to trade of equal value...?"

        Last month's Cycle World. Or some toe nail clippings, but not both.
        1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

        2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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          I never understood those fish tail exhaust pipes.

          Or the ape bars.

          Or the front controls.

          I guess I must be stupid.
          Daniel

          https://www.thegsresources.com/_foru...ine=1539562056

          1973 Honda ST90
          1983 Suzuki GS1100GK

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            Originally posted by Highway_Glider View Post
            I never understood those fish tail exhaust pipes.
            They produce an annoying noise.
            1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

            2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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              Now that is some funny looking chit.
              sigpicMrBill Been a GSR member on and off since April 2002
              1980 GS 750E Bought new in Feb of 1980
              2015 CAN AM RTS


              Stuff I've done to my bike:dancing: 1100E front end with new Sonic springs, 1100E swing arm conversion with new Progressive shocks installed, 530 sprockets/chain conversion, new SS brake lines, new brake pads. New SS fasteners through out. Rebuilt carbs, new EBC clutch springs and horn installed. New paint. Motor runs strong.

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                Wow that reaches a new high in wtf???
                sigpic1982 gs750e 1186 oil cooled engine USD front mono shock rear
                1994 gsxr1100w
                1981 gs1260dragbike (this one I've owned for29yrs)

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                  Originally posted by earlfor View Post
                  What the Hell is the matter with people? At least he said "trade of equal value". I have a couple of concrete blocks I'm not using for anything at the moment.
                  I was at least going to offer a box of donuts.

                  .
                  sigpic
                  mine: 2000 Honda GoldWing GL1500SE and 1980 GS850G'K' "Junior"
                  hers: 1982 GS850GL - "Angel" and 1969 Suzuki T250 Scrambler
                  #1 son: 1986 Yamaha Venture Royale 1300 and 1982 GS650GL "Rat Bagger"
                  #2 son: 1980 GS1000G
                  Family Portrait
                  Siblings and Spouses
                  Mom's first ride
                  Want a copy of my valve adjust spreadsheet for your 2-valve per cylinder engine? Send me an e-mail request (not a PM)
                  (Click on my username in the upper-left corner for e-mail info.)

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                    Originally posted by Steve View Post
                    I was at least going to offer a box of donuts.

                    .
                    Last year's leftovers? eh
                    Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

                    I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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                      Ummm.... well, it's a GS.



                      suzuki Gs1100e - $1400 (Sarasota )







                      1983 Gs1100e suzuki with new chain, brakes, regulator, recently cleaned the carbs. bike runs good. Make me an reasonable offer. It needs minor stuff like the speedo lights are out but its a dependable strong bike with around 20k on it. call or text 9417257035 with any questions
                      https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4299/35963078222_2b5805c2c7.jpg ∙ ∙ ∙ Tom Witt
                      13.Tri.Tiger.800 13.Suz.Wee-Strom 09.Kaw.KLX250 00.MZ.Skorpion 98.MZ.Baghira 86.Honda.CH250
                      PARTING OUT: Suzuki 77-82.GS750 81.GS550T 85.GS550L 81.GS650GL 82.GS650E 80.82.GS850G

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                        Devil Bike for Sale

                        http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/4759317459.html

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                        Fast, street legal, customized 2005 KTM 450 EXC.

                        Wife says: Devil Bike wants to kill my husband - it's gotta go. I really hate that bike. It looks all nice and innocent sitting in that mountain meadow, but when you look at it long enough, you can see it's true nature - as I tried to convey in the first photo. It's gotta go.

                        Husband says: Yeah. It's gotta go.

                        Wife says: So here's the official marketing mumbo jumbo: "Declared 'King of the dirtbikes' and 'race ready', this bike has been customized to be a lightweight, adventure bike." Devil bike has it's paperwork in order: titled and licensed, and street legal. I'm pretty sure my husband spent a small fortune at some place called TJ's. And it did give him a nice hobby, riding trails, spending time in the garage "maintaining it" or whatever.

                        Husband says:
                        It's a man cave, not just a garage. Top end rebuild at 95 hrs. Many upgrades. Also have all the racing/riding gear you need plus receiver hitch carrier, straps, 2 tanks, plastic to convert to racing mode. Bike has many upgrades. All records. Complete owner and repair manual. Meticulously maintained. Extra set of full knobbies. Many spare parts. 3 helmets, 3 jackets (XL), gloves, 2 pants, motocross boots (size 12), 2 chest protectors, neck brace, gear bag. Upgraded seat (comfort concepts tall). Keyed ignition. On Guard lock and chain. Bike alarm. Ride legally on street between trails! Currently set up with larger tank and street legal 60/40 tires. Perfect set up for tall rider.

                        Wife says: He's got gear all over the place. Body armor, gloves, jackets, helmet, neck brace, and boots that look like they were built for an astronaut or something. Husband says he'd sell gear separately from the bike. I don't care, I want it ALL gone.

                        Husband says: $3200 for the bike and we can talk about the gear.

                        Wife says: $3200 OR best offer. I do not want it in my house anymore.

                        Husband says: Yeah, we bought a jeep so we can both ride the trails. She's just over reacting. We went out riding the trails at Hidden Falls and she didn't want to do anything past a level 2. That bike was a good ride.

                        Wife says: There fun and then there's scary fun. And the jeep is better because we can take friends with us. I think we should sell that devil bike only to an experienced rider.

                        Husband says: Well, just call me so I can get this bike sold. And it's not a devil bike.

                        Wife says: Yes, it is. (I like to have the last word).

                        Husband says: Yeah, she does.

                        Wife says: This could go on forever. I'm placing the ad.
                        '80 GS1000ST
                        '92 ZX-11
                        Past rides: '79 GS1000SN, '84 GPZ900R

                        http://totalrider.com/

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                          Originally posted by witttom View Post
                          Dipping the entire bike in paint stripper.

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                            1980 Suzuki GS1000S - $1000 (Binghamton)...

                            ...or G... or whatever



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                            '80 GS1000ST
                            '92 ZX-11
                            Past rides: '79 GS1000SN, '84 GPZ900R

                            http://totalrider.com/

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                              Looking for $3,000.00



















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                              1976 odometer: 8000 fuel : gas

                              Have a 1976 Yamaha XS650 Bobber Project. Hard tail is already done and welded and frame painted. Motor is rebuilt, havent even fired it yet. New Wiring Harness. New Gas Tank. Have all new throttle and clutch cables and drive chain still new in box. Have 90% of parts needed to finish just no time. Title is in hand from 1978!
                              Cash or willing to hear offers on trades. Dirt Bikes, Quads, Street Bikes, if it has a motor i'll listen
                              • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

                              post id: 4759046548
                              posted: 5 days ago
                              updated: 10 hours ago
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                              Avoid scams, deal locally Beware wiring (e.g. Western Union), cashier checks, money orders, shipping.
                              Last edited by Vmass; 11-18-2014, 09:54 AM.

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                                Where is he looking?
                                sigpic
                                When consulting the magic 8 ball for advice, one must first ask it "will your answers be accurate?"

                                Glen
                                -85 1150 es - Plus size supermodel.
                                -Rusty old scooter.
                                Other things I like to photograph.....instagram.com/gs_junkie
                                https://www.instagram.com/glen_brenner/
                                https://www.flickr.com/photos/152267...7713345317771/

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