Craigslist "funnies"

[earlfor]

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bar/4700324314.html

What the Hell is the matter with people? At least he said "trade of equal value". I have a couple of concrete blocks I'm not using for anything at the moment.

[B.C.G.S.]

sport hog??? He needs a Gibbs head slap.

[Rob S.]

"What do you have to trade of equal value...?"

Last month's Cycle World. Or some toe nail clippings, but not both.

[Highway_Glider]

I never understood those fish tail exhaust pipes.

Or the ape bars.

Or the front controls.

I guess I must be stupid.

[Rob S.]

I never understood those fish tail exhaust pipes.

They produce an annoying noise.

[mrbill5491]

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bar/4700324314.html

Now that is some funny looking chit.

[akckhim]

Wow that reaches a new high in wtf???

[Steve]

What the Hell is the matter with people? At least he said "trade of equal value". I have a couple of concrete blocks I'm not using for anything at the moment.

I was at least going to offer a box of donuts.

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[earlfor]

I was at least going to offer a box of donuts.

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Last year's leftovers? eh

[witttom]

Ummm.... well, it's a GS.

http://sarasota.craigslist.org/mcy/4754471094.html

suzuki Gs1100e - $1400 (Sarasota )







1983 Gs1100e suzuki with new chain, brakes, regulator, recently cleaned the carbs. bike runs good. Make me an reasonable offer. It needs minor stuff like the speedo lights are out but its a dependable strong bike with around 20k on it. call or text 9417257035 with any questions

[Frank Z.]

Devil Bike for Sale

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/4759317459.html

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Fast, street legal, customized 2005 KTM 450 EXC.

Wife says: Devil Bike wants to kill my husband - it's gotta go. I really hate that bike. It looks all nice and innocent sitting in that mountain meadow, but when you look at it long enough, you can see it's true nature - as I tried to convey in the first photo. It's gotta go.

Husband says: Yeah. It's gotta go.

Wife says: So here's the official marketing mumbo jumbo: "Declared 'King of the dirtbikes' and 'race ready', this bike has been customized to be a lightweight, adventure bike." Devil bike has it's paperwork in order: titled and licensed, and street legal. I'm pretty sure my husband spent a small fortune at some place called TJ's. And it did give him a nice hobby, riding trails, spending time in the garage "maintaining it" or whatever.

Husband says:
It's a man cave, not just a garage. Top end rebuild at 95 hrs. Many upgrades. Also have all the racing/riding gear you need plus receiver hitch carrier, straps, 2 tanks, plastic to convert to racing mode. Bike has many upgrades. All records. Complete owner and repair manual. Meticulously maintained. Extra set of full knobbies. Many spare parts. 3 helmets, 3 jackets (XL), gloves, 2 pants, motocross boots (size 12), 2 chest protectors, neck brace, gear bag. Upgraded seat (comfort concepts tall). Keyed ignition. On Guard lock and chain. Bike alarm. Ride legally on street between trails! Currently set up with larger tank and street legal 60/40 tires. Perfect set up for tall rider.

Wife says: He's got gear all over the place. Body armor, gloves, jackets, helmet, neck brace, and boots that look like they were built for an astronaut or something. Husband says he'd sell gear separately from the bike. I don't care, I want it ALL gone.

Husband says: $3200 for the bike and we can talk about the gear.

Wife says: $3200 OR best offer. I do not want it in my house anymore.

Husband says: Yeah, we bought a jeep so we can both ride the trails. She's just over reacting. We went out riding the trails at Hidden Falls and she didn't want to do anything past a level 2. That bike was a good ride.

Wife says: There fun and then there's scary fun. And the jeep is better because we can take friends with us. I think we should sell that devil bike only to an experienced rider.

Husband says: Well, just call me so I can get this bike sold. And it's not a devil bike.

Wife says: Yes, it is. (I like to have the last word).

Husband says: Yeah, she does.

Wife says: This could go on forever. I'm placing the ad.

[JamesWhut?]

http://sarasota.craigslist.org/mcy/4754471094.html

It needs minor stuff like...

Dipping the entire bike in paint stripper.

[Frank Z.]

1980 Suzuki GS1000S - $1000 (Binghamton)...

...or G... or whatever

http://binghamton.craigslist.org/mcy/4763298895.html

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[Vmass]

Looking for $3,000.00



















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1976 odometer: 8000 fuel : gas

Have a 1976 Yamaha XS650 Bobber Project. Hard tail is already done and welded and frame painted. Motor is rebuilt, havent even fired it yet. New Wiring Harness. New Gas Tank. Have all new throttle and clutch cables and drive chain still new in box. Have 90% of parts needed to finish just no time. Title is in hand from 1978!
Cash or willing to hear offers on trades. Dirt Bikes, Quads, Street Bikes, if it has a motor i'll listen

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[dorkburger]

Where is he looking?