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    O lord he's back

    Remember this douche from post #4593 ?



    Well he republished his ad.

    Visit Kijiji Classifieds to buy, sell, or trade almost anything! New and used items, cars, real estate, jobs, services, vacation rentals and more virtually anywhere.


    Same exact ad as last months. Just the price is different. It used to be $2,500. Now the text says $1,800 and the ad title is $1,500....

    How come nobody bought it?

    It's sure to sell now! For sure. Right?
    Daniel

    https://www.thegsresources.com/_foru...ine=1539562056

    1973 Honda ST90
    1983 Suzuki GS1100GK

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      $3250????



      Honda CX500 Vintage Cafe Bike - $3250

      1979 Honda CX500 Vintage Cafe Bike
      Very clean, Excellent condition
      Compete Fresh dealer service
      Carbs cleaned and tuned
      NEW Battery and Tires
      Clean Original OH title.
      Calls only(614)592 50 60

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        Whats with the headlight angle? Looking for airplanes maybe? Clearly he never rode it at night.....
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        When consulting the magic 8 ball for advice, one must first ask it "will your answers be accurate?"

        Glen
        -85 1150 es - Plus size supermodel.
        -Rusty old scooter.
        Other things I like to photograph.....instagram.com/gs_junkie
        https://www.instagram.com/glen_brenner/
        https://www.flickr.com/photos/152267...7713345317771/

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          Originally posted by dorkburger View Post
          Whats with the headlight angle? Looking for airplanes maybe? Clearly he never rode it at night.....
          Well, with a $3250 asking price, they're clearly aiming high!
          https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4299/35963078222_2b5805c2c7.jpg ∙ ∙ ∙ Tom Witt
          13.Tri.Tiger.800 13.Suz.Wee-Strom 09.Kaw.KLX250 00.MZ.Skorpion 98.MZ.Baghira 86.Honda.CH250
          PARTING OUT: Suzuki 77-82.GS750 81.GS550T 85.GS550L 81.GS650GL 82.GS650E 80.82.GS850G

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            Tom, that gave me a nice chuckle........Thanks
            sigpic
            When consulting the magic 8 ball for advice, one must first ask it "will your answers be accurate?"

            Glen
            -85 1150 es - Plus size supermodel.
            -Rusty old scooter.
            Other things I like to photograph.....instagram.com/gs_junkie
            https://www.instagram.com/glen_brenner/
            https://www.flickr.com/photos/152267...7713345317771/

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              Hi Tom, tell us about that space ship looking building. thanx

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                Originally posted by B.C.G.S. View Post
                Hi Tom, tell us about that space ship looking building. thanx
                UFO House. There are a few throughout the country, most of which I think were built/assembled in the late-60's/early-70's. This one is in Carlisle Ohio (actually, I think it is two that have been joined together). This particular one is often used for moto-tag games by motorcycle forums in my area. I've 'claimed' it several times now on various bikes, but most recently on my GS. I thought the photo looked cool, so I figured I'd use it in my signature.

                Visit reports, news, maps, directions and info on Futuro - Mating Flying Saucer House in Carlisle, Ohio.
                https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4299/35963078222_2b5805c2c7.jpg ∙ ∙ ∙ Tom Witt
                13.Tri.Tiger.800 13.Suz.Wee-Strom 09.Kaw.KLX250 00.MZ.Skorpion 98.MZ.Baghira 86.Honda.CH250
                PARTING OUT: Suzuki 77-82.GS750 81.GS550T 85.GS550L 81.GS650GL 82.GS650E 80.82.GS850G

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                  Originally posted by Skywalker View Post
                  He forgot to mention the 10-second quarter mile time...and the comfy two-up touring seat.
                  1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                  2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                    Not really a funny, good deal for someone.

                    82 suzuki gs 850 - $500 (galion) < >










                    1982 fuel : gas transmission : manual

                    runs starts but needs carbs rejetted due to aftermarket air filters not street able will need hauled has new rear tire decent front new front brake master cylinder new battery and new left hand controls has 14000 original miles be a good cafe racer project bought a new bike and lost interest only txt will be answered if it's listed it's available interested in trades as well please realize this is a 20+ year old bike and price reflects that
                    • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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                      " This can be registered as a motorized bicycle and legal for the street."

                      Motorized chopper bicycle - $200 (Freetown) < >



                      2015

                      I have a chopper bike with a 3hp Briggs and Stratton engine. 4 stroke so it runs on just plain gas, no mixing oil.

                      Front tire is flat and probably needs fresh fuel... I don't have time to play with it.

                      This can be registered as a motorized bicycle and legal for the street.

                      Asking $200
                      Email or text show contact info

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                        I think thats actually kinda cool......
                        sigpic
                        When consulting the magic 8 ball for advice, one must first ask it "will your answers be accurate?"

                        Glen
                        -85 1150 es - Plus size supermodel.
                        -Rusty old scooter.
                        Other things I like to photograph.....instagram.com/gs_junkie
                        https://www.instagram.com/glen_brenner/
                        https://www.flickr.com/photos/152267...7713345317771/

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                          My eyes!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
                          ---- Dave

                          Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of a car window

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                            Honestly, I think it's retro cool. Would I ride it? Hmm... not so sure. Hehe... but it's still cool.





                            1974 SUZUKI GT750 (WATER BUFFALO/KETTLE) - $750 (RAY,OH)








                            condition: parts
                            1974 odometer: 7670paint color : brown fuel : gastransmission : manual

                            1974 Suzuki GT750 w/odometer showing 7670 miles. Was told that bike has set for 15 to 20 years. I have no way of verifying if actual miles. Engine will turn over and plugs have good spark. Most of the chrome parts have surface rust and some are pitted. Most of these parts could be cleaned up and used on a rider quality bike if so desired. Being sold with no title but will supply buyer with a receipt upon purchase. At this time selling bike complete for $750.00.
                            If not sold in 3 weeks. Will be parting out! Thanks for looking.
                            https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4299/35963078222_2b5805c2c7.jpg ∙ ∙ ∙ Tom Witt
                            13.Tri.Tiger.800 13.Suz.Wee-Strom 09.Kaw.KLX250 00.MZ.Skorpion 98.MZ.Baghira 86.Honda.CH250
                            PARTING OUT: Suzuki 77-82.GS750 81.GS550T 85.GS550L 81.GS650GL 82.GS650E 80.82.GS850G

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                              Thats funky cool. Plus I dig GTs. Id lose the seat and ride it like crazy.
                              sigpic
                              When consulting the magic 8 ball for advice, one must first ask it "will your answers be accurate?"

                              Glen
                              -85 1150 es - Plus size supermodel.
                              -Rusty old scooter.
                              Other things I like to photograph.....instagram.com/gs_junkie
                              https://www.instagram.com/glen_brenner/
                              https://www.flickr.com/photos/152267...7713345317771/

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                                Title or no title that bike is a steal!!!!! Who is already on the way to get it?

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