Craigslist "funnies"

[Highway_Glider]

O lord he's back

Remember this douche from post #4593 ?



Well he republished his ad.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-moto-touring/granby/suzuki-gs-450l-1985-prix-revise/1026933669?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Same exact ad as last months. Just the price is different. It used to be $2,500. Now the text says $1,800 and the ad title is $1,500....

How come nobody bought it?

It's sure to sell now! For sure. Right?

[Skywalker]

https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/4743818784.html

$3250????

Honda CX500 Vintage Cafe Bike - $3250

1979 Honda CX500 Vintage Cafe Bike
Very clean, Excellent condition
Compete Fresh dealer service
Carbs cleaned and tuned
NEW Battery and Tires
Clean Original OH title.
Calls only(614)592 50 60

[dorkburger]

Whats with the headlight angle? Looking for airplanes maybe? Clearly he never rode it at night.....

[witttom]

Whats with the headlight angle? Looking for airplanes maybe? Clearly he never rode it at night.....

Well, with a $3250 asking price, they're clearly aiming high!

[dorkburger]

Tom, that gave me a nice chuckle........Thanks

[B.C.G.S.]

Hi Tom, tell us about that space ship looking building. thanx

[witttom]

Hi Tom, tell us about that space ship looking building. thanx

UFO House. There are a few throughout the country, most of which I think were built/assembled in the late-60's/early-70's. This one is in Carlisle Ohio (actually, I think it is two that have been joined together). This particular one is often used for moto-tag games by motorcycle forums in my area. I've 'claimed' it several times now on various bikes, but most recently on my GS. I thought the photo looked cool, so I figured I'd use it in my signature.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2635

[Rob S.]

https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/4743818784.html

$3250????

He forgot to mention the 10-second quarter mile time...and the comfy two-up touring seat.

[78550GS]

Not really a funny, good deal for someone.

82 suzuki gs 850 - $500 (galion) < >










1982 fuel : gas transmission : manual

runs starts but needs carbs rejetted due to aftermarket air filters not street able will need hauled has new rear tire decent front new front brake master cylinder new battery and new left hand controls has 14000 original miles be a good cafe racer project bought a new bike and lost interest only txt will be answered if it's listed it's available interested in trades as well please realize this is a 20+ year old bike and price reflects that

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

[Vmass]

" This can be registered as a motorized bicycle and legal for the street."

Motorized chopper bicycle - $200 (Freetown) < >



2015

I have a chopper bike with a 3hp Briggs and Stratton engine. 4 stroke so it runs on just plain gas, no mixing oil.

Front tire is flat and probably needs fresh fuel... I don't have time to play with it.

This can be registered as a motorized bicycle and legal for the street.

Asking $200
Email or text show contact info

[dorkburger]

I think thats actually kinda cool......

[Grimly]

My eyes!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[witttom]

Honestly, I think it's retro cool. Would I ride it? Hmm... not so sure. Hehe... but it's still cool.

http://chillicothe.craigslist.org/mcy/4779131756.html

1974 SUZUKI GT750 (WATER BUFFALO/KETTLE) - $750 (RAY,OH)








condition: parts
1974 odometer: 7670paint color : brown fuel : gastransmission : manual

1974 Suzuki GT750 w/odometer showing 7670 miles. Was told that bike has set for 15 to 20 years. I have no way of verifying if actual miles. Engine will turn over and plugs have good spark. Most of the chrome parts have surface rust and some are pitted. Most of these parts could be cleaned up and used on a rider quality bike if so desired. Being sold with no title but will supply buyer with a receipt upon purchase. At this time selling bike complete for $750.00.
If not sold in 3 weeks. Will be parting out! Thanks for looking.

[dorkburger]

Thats funky cool. Plus I dig GTs. Id lose the seat and ride it like crazy.

[GSX1000E]

Title or no title that bike is a steal!!!!! Who is already on the way to get it?