Craigslist "funnies"

[dorkburger]

Yes, its emblazoned all over........"why?"

[Steve]

This is too funny.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/4899280166.html

It will be even funnier in a couple of weeks, when the ad expires and anybody that clicks on the link will be greatly disappointed.

Copy the pictures and the ad, they will be preserved here nearly forever.

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[JamesWhut?]

Ya' snooze ya' lose.

This is too funny.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/4899280166.html

Less funny, more pathetic. But the poster sure knows how to verbally polish a turd.

[78550GS]

Jeep Style Custom Built - $29000 (Tarpon Springs) < >












2003 Jeep Style - Janx paint color : silver size : compact type : other drive : fwd fuel : gas transmission : automatic title status : clean cylinders : 6 cylinders
condition: good

• For sale - a 2003 "Janx" art piece vehicle as titled by the artist and designer -- Yvonne Yolande Middlecamp Jackson. It is constructed of diamond back stainless steel and built for durability, not speed. This is an uncompleted project and being sold "as is". Its chassis is fabricated solid stainless steel and the small flat bed is meant for groceries and light hauling. This is a project piece for the person that has the time, capital and a lot of passion to invest Looking for a "show stopper"? -- This one of a kind project piece would be the Holy Grail for any collection.
  The steering box is from a 1978 Postal Jeep. The emergency brake is from a 1978 Postal Jeep and is not assembled and has been chromed. It has Stuart gauges. The steering wheel is Stainless steel. The engine is a straight six with an automatic transmission. The gas tank is Stainless steel. The front and back bumpers are double piping stainless. There are two built in drain holes in Y shapes on the floor and the bed for water drainage. There is a split windshield for 2 separate pieces of glass. There are old tires and rims from a 1979 Postal Jeep. The entire body of this project is of quarter inch thick diamond back stainless steel. It is a very heavy and solid piece of art.
  
  Serious buyers only. Price is firm. By appointment only. Contact via the contact info provided in the listing

[JamesWhut?]

If they'd made it look like a little tank, then it at least would be interesting...

[Old guy]

I think I've figured out the formula

nice original running bike = market value +/-

custom = market value + 35-120%

cafe/bobber = market value + replacement cost of missing parts + 40%

"Art" = material cost x amount of shame you felt paying what you paid for it

[Rob S.]

Hey, look at me - I can bend and weld metal! I should be on TV.

[wymple]

It could dress up as a cool little parade vehicle, but 29 big ones? Nothing like reaching for the stars

[Spyder]

I love it when they don't even bother to suggest a price.

http://columbusga.craigslist.org/mcy/4937677257.html

I think it even comes with two old bags.



This is the best motorcycle on the planet. BTW.

Um, so did I just over look the part where he tells us WHAT the bike ACTUALLY is?!? Or does "The greatest bike on the planet" sum it up?

And the blonde on the back isn't THAT ugly...

[lurch12_2000]

Um, so did I just over look the part where he tells us WHAT the bike ACTUALLY is?!? Or does "The greatest bike on the planet" sum it up?

And the blonde on the back isn't THAT ugly...

The redhead up front may be the owner's babe...and appearances can be deceiving. Those 2 ladies probably know what to do after the ride, rather than a lot of those porcelain dolls out there half their age.

[Grimly]

This is too funny.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/4899280166.html

If they were still making low-budget heist movies, that would fit right in.

[JamesWhut?]

The redhead up front may be the owner's babe...and appearances can be deceiving. Those 2 ladies probably know what to do after the ride, rather than a lot of those porcelain dolls out there half their age.

The cruel irony is that no one wants too anymore...

[Rob S.]

The cruel irony is that no one wants too anymore...

I'd take 'em. You get too picky, you end up alone.

Some vitamin V, and see what arises.

[Jedz123]

Lmao... Wow. This may have just become my new favorite thread!

FYI the Diamond plated jeep looks just like the hybrid car the guys on Top Gear made from scratch... Lol That thing was a pile.

[Highway_Glider]

What?

Not a motor "Bike". But a bike none the less.....I think.

http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/bik/4913430076.html

Custom stretch lowrider frame and custom parts - $250 (ndg)












Hi I have another lowrider bike frame and parts for sale. Frame was custom made, and the parts as well. NOT a complete bike

$500 for everything
or
$250 frame
and
$250 parts