Craigslist "funnies"

[Gregory]

he must have rattle canned it in the apartment before he wrote the ad and priced it.

[alke46]

bin price is 3500. I offered 150.00. I hope he doesn't accept it.

[Gregory]

Very comfortable and fast bike.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/5026794924.html

83 suzuki gs1100 - $1300 (lake villa) < >






I have for sale a running 83 gs1100. Very comfortable and fast bike. Has new Vanes&hanes exhaust 4 into 1 with romovable baffle. Handle bars are adjustible. Has newer grips and rim/tire swapnin the frony
Have stock parts still also including rear fairing and seat. Tail light and side fairings. show contact info fastes way to reach me is by text. Thank you.

[Grimly]

Handle bars are 'adjustible' right enough. All the way to the ground, I would think.

[Straightedg4lif]

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/5029210499.html

Motorcycle - $450 (Jamison) < >







Title available for an extra $100. Will start on ether and continue to run on gas at 2,000 RPM. Carbs need to be cleaned.

[witttom]

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/5029210499.html
Motorcycle - $450 (Jamison) < >



Title available for an extra $100. Will start on ether and continue to run on gas at 2,000 RPM. Carbs need to be cleaned.

Maybe I'm missing it, but I don't see what's funny about that one. Someone help me out. My humor my not be tuned in today.

[SVSooke]

Maybe I'm missing it, but I don't see what's funny about that one. Someone help me out. My humor my not be tuned in today.

Title for $100 extra has to be a bit funny.

[witttom]

Title for $100 extra has to be a bit funny.

Eh. I can understand that a little. I've been in positions like that where I might be selling a bike of minimal value, and the cost of having the title transferred/made in my name, paying the taxes, and document fees, and misc extras, etc... might not be worth it to some potential buyers. Although it probably WOULD be easier to sell if that was all squared away. I dunno. Is that the funny part?

[Straightedg4lif]

Ok maybe paying extra for the title isn't that funny, but it usually included in the sale price charging extra for it is a little ridiculous.
Maybe this next one will be a little funnier for you guys...not sure where this person went to school but obviously couldn't have graduated. Plus don't know much about bikes but doesn't UM stand for United Motors?

http://delaware.craigslist.org/mcy/4991035270.html

Um 250 r street bike - $1000 (middletown) < >






2008 Um 250 r fuel : gas transmission : manual
condition: good

I don't havev the title it's not stolen I took it to troop 9 n the cop ran the vin n it clear do to person reasons I haven't been able to get it tagged or titeled it's a 08 250r its maked by Suzuki run and rides great new tires n brakes it need mirror n turn singals n battery I will trade for stuff let me no what u got I have no problem bringing the bike to u or going to troop 9 again n have then run the vin again give a call or text

[Straightedg4lif]

http://delaware.craigslist.org/mcy/5029353159.html

78 Yamaha xs 650 project. Need gone. TC bros hardtail, new bars, seat, fender, tires, and a few other things. Have 2 tanks to pick from. maybe both for right price. Title in my name . Bike ran good before break down. Asking $1800 OBO. Tex or call for more info.

XS 650 project - $1800

"Bike ran good before breakdown." That is a miracle since there is no engine, or not much else for that matter. Must have been some break down.

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[JTGS850GL]

For $1800?? What a deal!!! Must get great gas mileage with that setup.

[bobgroger]

Very comfortable and fast bike.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/5026794924.html

83 suzuki gs1100 - $1300 (lake villa) < >






I have for sale a running 83 gs1100. Very comfortable and fast bike. Has new Vanes&hanes exhaust 4 into 1 with romovable baffle. Handle bars are adjustible. Has newer grips and rim/tire swapnin the frony
Have stock parts still also including rear fairing and seat. Tail light and side fairings. show contact info fastes way to reach me is by text. Thank you.

Really, not a bad deal. He includes the stock parts, the good 83+ motor, and not cut up (yet). If that pipe is new there are some serious jetting issues though....

[Highway_Glider]

The back end was cut.

There should be a hump in the back where the tail light and seat lock attaches to.

[storm 64]

Really, not a bad deal. He includes the stock parts, the good 83+ motor, and not cut up (yet). If that pipe is new there are some serious jetting issues though....

Not I bad deal! Are you kidding me? Did you see Ihanscom 82 1100e in the for sale section for $1100? Now that is a good deal.

[AKC75]

Heh! That seat does not look comfy at all. And I'm just wondering how well it turns with those handlebars that low.

It's really amazing what some people come up with to try and make a bike look cool. At least he didn't call it a cafe racer!