Craigslist "funnies"

[Spyder]

Good to hear it comes with a gas cap.

And a dipstick. That's worthy of noting in the "extras" list...

[JayWB]

Not to mention "TIRES", and a "FRONT HUB" to hold one of them on.

[Frank Z.]

Ad of the week. Gotta appreciate the "inspired" copywriting; I think i've learned a thing or two.

Suzuki 1000cc - $3500








Whats up ladies & gentleman what we have here is a 1998 Suzuki blow your head back 1000cc for those who are new to the bike scene 1000 does not mean $ so dont ask if thats the price its how big the engine is which equals to BADASS !!! If your lonely guy this will give you company w/out all the nagging. If your a guy looking for a girlfriend sportbikes are chick magnetics. If your a guy looking to get laid this will line them up for you BUT its not guarantee that you will get some thats based on your attitude. For chicks it works the same way but even better ain't nothing like seeing a sexy female handling a beast, all the guys can do is watch you zoom by w/their jaws dropped & drooling. Sportbikes do to the females butt as high heels do to the calves just in a seated down position !!! The Suzuki has twin yosh exhaust which is loud as hell, never been dropped a hell of a gas saver in which if you fill up your car or truck it could be between $20-$50 but w/the bike its bout $8 for full tank can't beat that !! Its my cousins bike he gots to many vehicles & another bike as of right now so trying make somebody's wish into a reality, he's busy w/work reason why im helping out if any questions give me holler & ill try get back to you ASAP !! If interested we are located in Austin Texas the price is firm w/cash only.

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/5450640989.html

[isleoman]

Sounds like the pilot Quagmire on Family Guy wrote that ad. Must be a lot of kids named Gixxer in the wake of that bikes travels.

[Rob S.]

"Suzuki blow your head back 1000cc"

I like the blow your head back 1100 better.

He doesn't say if the panty-dropper is stock or after market.

[bobgroger]

[QUOTE=Frank Z.;2267122]Ad of the week. Gotta appreciate the "inspired" copywriting; I think i've learned a thing or two. QOUTE]

Wonder if that is at the Gas Monkey Garage? "Get me somma that. WOOOOO!"

[Clone]

Ad of the week. Gotta appreciate the "inspired" copywriting; I think i've learned a thing or two.

Suzuki 1000cc - $3500








Whats up ladies & gentleman what we have here is a 1998 Suzuki blow your head back 1000cc for those who are new to the bike scene 1000 does not mean $ so dont ask if thats the price its how big the engine is which equals to BADASS !!! If your lonely guy this will give you company w/out all the nagging. If your a guy looking for a girlfriend sportbikes are chick magnetics. If your a guy looking to get laid this will line them up for you BUT its not guarantee that you will get some thats based on your attitude. For chicks it works the same way but even better ain't nothing like seeing a sexy female handling a beast, all the guys can do is watch you zoom by w/their jaws dropped & drooling. Sportbikes do to the females butt as high heels do to the calves just in a seated down position !!! The Suzuki has twin yosh exhaust which is loud as hell, never been dropped a hell of a gas saver in which if you fill up your car or truck it could be between $20-$50 but w/the bike its bout $8 for full tank can't beat that !! Its my cousins bike he gots to many vehicles & another bike as of right now so trying make somebody's wish into a reality, he's busy w/work reason why im helping out if any questions give me holler & ill try get back to you ASAP !! If interested we are located in Austin Texas the price is firm w/cash only.

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/5450640989.html

"your" does not equal 'you are' or "you're" It is a sad state that schools have become to put out people who write like that.

[GS1150Pilot]

Schools have become a state? Which one?

OK, here is my contribution du jour: A real bastardpiece:

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/mcy/5459338753.html

[bobgroger]

Schools have become a state? Which one?

OK, here is my contribution du jour: A real bastardpiece:

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/mcy/5459338753.html

First big bump and your gonads would be smashed into the tank....

[bobgroger]

One of the greatest atrocities ever....WHY!!!!!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/5461529965.html

[GS1150Pilot]

The rat bike/bobber craze is proof of de-evolution. Bunch of inbred nimrods with the aesthetic eye of a blind cyclops.

[Eli69]

why would anyone remove the seat where a girl can ride on their bike? don't make no sense....

[Rob S.]

why would anyone remove the seat where a girl can ride on their bike? don't make no sense....

'Specially on a 'panty-dropper'!

And what kind of passenger would sit on the back of this?
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[Buffalo Bill]

Cool BAT helmet!

92 gsxr 750 - $1500 (Auburn Indiana)

[bobgroger]

There is a much better batbike at your Honda dealer:

http://powersports.honda.com/touring/2016/nm4.aspx

Helmet here:

http://www.helmetdawg.com/Products.php