Craigslist "funnies"

[Griffin]

A can or two of flat primer black would do this one a world of good....

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/mcy/5621913252.html

Kawasaki Rat Bike - $3500
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This is not a bike for a beginner. Always turns heads. TONS OF FUN. KZ550 rigid frame....it is basically all custom built and the pics speak for themselves.

Highlights...rust everywhere. Patina patina patina. The sissy bar/seat/fender is removable with two set screws. Clean title.
Negatives....it is due for an oil change. The headlight isn't bright enough for night riding (it's a HD spot light from a FatBoy)
Please look at all the pics first, then feel free to ask questions

Yes, the pics speak for themselves....they say, "The seller is a moron!" The turquoise wheel hubs are a nice touch though.

Not only is the headlight not bright enough for night riding, the seller isn't either.

I wonder if the seller really thinks anyone is going to give him even $50 for this POS....

[Redman]

A can or two of flat primer black would do this one a world of good....

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/mcy/5621913252.html

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If he painted it, then might ask $4500 instead of only $3500. After all, it IS a rigid frame.

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[Cyrano]

The headlight isn't bright enough for night riding

The seat isn't worth sitting on

The paint isn't worth looking at

The front brake just isn't

The hardtail isn't worth mentioning

The whole thing isn't worth $3,500

However, tyres are great (for off road)

[80GS850GBob]

Yeah, but it has great "patina" for the ratrod crowd...that'd be "untouched rust" to regular folk.

[Grimly]

"This is not a bike for a beginner."

Got that right; the buyer would have to be a well-seasoned dufus, to match the seller.

[60ratrod]

At least they admit this one's an abortion

https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/5666683735.html

[Buffalo Bill]

“Serious inquiries only, please”
Frankenbike Project - $150 (Tacoma)





Selling my project bike, no room in the garage. This is an early '80s Honda 3 wheeler morphed into a 2 wheeler with a '90s Yamaha 250 4-stroke engine. Bike is currently NOT RUNNING. It is either the coil or the stator. Ran perfect before it lost spark. Electric start, but no brakes. No title for obvious reasons, but I will do a bill of sale. Possibly open to trades. Serious inquiries only, please. Thanks

[suzukigs1100ez]

http://wausau.craigslist.org/mcy/5658753331.html

Wth?

[cowboyup3371]

http://wausau.craigslist.org/mcy/5658753331.html

Wth?

Nice motorcycle for sale ran parked o.b.o - $159 (Auburndale)









2017 Mt fury road master f
VIN: 3gna512ek7ds63828
condition: like new
engine displacement (CC): 150
fuel: other
odometer: 15
paint color: purple
title status: clean
transmission: manual

Nice purple color barley any rust with a 15 speed manual transmission. It ran when I parked it willing to negotiate on the price. Make an offer also has a clean title with new tires and rims. I am also willing to trade.

Talk about a joke from heck.

[bobgroger]

Talk about a joke from heck.

Yeah, they're $56 from Wally World with a straight wheel....

[Brendan W]

Don't drop the ball on your resto project if you have a rusty garage

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagebikes-for-sale/suzuki-gt750/12758388

[lurch12_2000]

A woody for you....I can see why it has "very little miles on it".

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/5657347750.html

[Cyrano]

Don't drop the ball on your resto project if you have a rusty garage
https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagebikes...gt750/12758388

A bit of polish will sort that out.

[Deuce]

Really?

This takes "extreme" to a new level.

http://mcallen.craigslist.org/mcy/5632562999.html

[TxGSrider]

Id think with a wheelbase that long it'd be a great hillclimber....