Craigslist "funnies"

[dorkburger]

Murderer..... frikkin hilarious. I thought the Suzuki murderers were the guys with sawzalls and visions of grandeur......

[Grimly]

Here is just a small disaster. I wonder if he was building it for the Shriner's Circus. Its got the right colors...

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Chopper - $500


Runs Great, needs throttle cable and brake line ran. Have the parts just no extra time. Need extra room in garage.


At least he's almost asking a decent price for it. Notice the rediculously oversized exhaust that must be doubling as a sidestand.

It's a Hogster!

[83GS1100E_Tornado]

Yes, he means 6K, not 600 which I thought must have obviously been the price. What a tard.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/5725718783.html

[Buffalo Bill]

Yes, he means 6K, not 600 which I thought must have obviously been the price. What a tard.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/5725718783.html

Ambitious tard.

[Spyder]

Bike only cost HALF that when it was NEW ! ! !

[Steve]

And with no pictures, there is no way to see how much it has been "improved".

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[Doug]

When I was looking for a bike, I laughed at the ads that say "needs carbs cleaned". That says to me the engine needs a valve job and a cam chain.

[bobgroger]

Ambitious tard.

I sent him a link to the KBB price of $1500. He said "wait, it's a '94 1100" So the KBB price is now $1880 Retail

[dorkburger]

http://cnj.craigslist.org/gms/5739635660.html

[JJ]

I sent him a link to the KBB price of $1500. He said "wait, it's a '94 1100" So the KBB price is now $1880 Retail

KBB prices are worthless for 80's Gs'es anyway.

[83GS1100E_Tornado]

KBB prices are worthless for 80's Gs'es anyway.

They are pretty worthless for all bikes older than 20 years. This guy was a real piece of work, I emailed him a few times just to pull his chain. He's convinced he's got a gold mine, RARE AND COLLECTIBLE Virago, as if there is such a thing. Just a total moron!!!

[Rob S.]

http://cnj.craigslist.org/gms/5739635660.html
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Clean the carbs and it's ready to go!

(And adjust the kickstand.)

[Buffalo Bill]

Uglied up enough???

Are those beer can holders?
One ugly skunk: 1978 Suzuki GS 1000 - $2200 (Dyer, IN)

[Buffalo Bill]

Carpenter's Special HA!!!

Perfect for taking yo little redneck wife and gran mama, for a ride around the ole plantation.
Redneck trike

[Clone]

Looks like tetanus waiting to happen...


It's cheap being $450 bucks... That's how much a good running 750 engine should cost.

Cheap is no good if at the first pothole the rear wheel folds up into your back. Just noticed that the swing arm is gone replaced with a latticework of wrenches, that ain't goin' to hold. Also isn't there a subframe under the engine that has been torched out, I don't think the engine was a stressed member on the old bikes...............