Craigslist "funnies"

[cowboyup3371]

For all to see

https://columbiamo.craigslist.org/bar/5826877117.html

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great trail bike 74 honda xl250 great condition only 9k runs great just need carbs cleaned no title $800 cash $1000 or trade no junk

[Burque73]

Found an odd one. I'm lost as to why they are asking for $800 cash or $1000 trade. Why not just ask for a trade or something to the value of whatever the cash amount is?
Also....
"runs great just need carbs cleaned no title"
https://columbiamo.craigslist.org/bar/5826877117.html

That sounds like a pawn shop. Spend your money there and the trade value is higher than the cash value.

[TxGSrider]

I've gotta tell ya guys, this section is one of my favorite parts of the forum. Sometimes it makes me think, sometimes it makes me wonder, but it nearly always makes me smile. lol!

[BurntKittyForge]

This one's just "Funny" like odd funny.
It is worded funny and funny 'cause it's her and not me. Kinda bad because she states that she put 30k miles on that bike: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/d...866670593.html
Gotta read the whole thing, it's too much to find just one quote.

There's a tough, biker chic at my work, Ad reminds me of/probably very similar (Arlington is all weirdos, I live further out) small and petite, carries herself like a six foot 200lb. man, never talks to me and I don't even park near her MC...Always crying about her current girlfriend to others. Like duh, don't see any of the actual men crying about their woman all day sometimes, only her...Something must've made her hate men. So I stay away cause it's psycho...

[dorkburger]

E bay listing, but...... yuck

Apparently theres a fleet of these abominations.
Scroll thru the pics at your own peril...

http://m.ebay.com/itm/1985-Honda-CB-/252629637591?_trkparms=aid%253D222007%2526algo%253DSIC.MBE%2526ao%253D1%2526asc%253D20150519202348%2526meid%253Df5c036750d854a9a838070c85d1b4120%2526pid%253D100408%2526rk%253D18%2526rkt%253D25%2526sd%253D131995553606&_trksid=p2056116.c100408.m2460

[Buffalo Bill]

Um, I wanna bike for my selfie images…whatta ya got?

Perfect bike for the self absorbed…

[dorkburger]

Not that it would ever happen given that those bikes will likely ride less then 100 miles under their own power, but imagine counting the links and ordering a chain. "Yes I said a thousand links.... and stop calling me Shirley".

[Frank Z.]

Not that it would ever happen given that those bikes will likely ride less then 100 miles under their own power, but imagine counting the links and ordering a chain. "Yes I said a thousand links.... and stop calling me Shirley".

LOL. Classic.

[cloudbreakmd]

1982 Honda MB5 - $1500 (Bowie, MD)






1982 Honda MB5

engine displacement (CC): 50
fuel: gas
transmission: manual


Hello, I'm selling my rare Honda MB5, a street legal Honda only sold in 1982 in the US. If you're looking at this ad, I'm sure you already know everything about this bike.

It has a torn seat and it has seen better days cosmetically, but it runs well. The owner before me took off the oil mixer so it just runs two-stroke pre-mixed gas in the tank.

I love the bike but I'm saving up for a new truck. Toys must go.

Thanks,

[cloudbreakmd]

1981 Honda CB125S - $1650 (Alexandria)

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1981 Honda cb125s

engine displacement (CC): 125
fuel: gas
transmission: manual


I've got a 1981 Honda cb125s. First year of CDI ignition meaning NO Points! The carb has been cleaned and rebuilt and the fuel tank has also been cleaned out. Bike has brand new tires. It runs and rides great. Has no issues. Has been converted to 12v so you don't have to worry about the 6v problems. The speedometer is not original to the bike and states it has about 14k miles, but the previous owner said it has about 3k miles before the speedometer broke. Bike has dents in the gas tank and the paint could be redone and it would be perfect. I have a clean and clear title for it in my name. It is currently insured and tagged. It's a great beginner bike and not meant for speed. Perfect for cruising around town and not on major highways. Might be interested in other older bikes as a trade so let me know what you got. I'm really looking for a Yamaha dt 250 or rt 360

[cloudbreakmd]

1978 Kawasaki KZ400 - $3000 (front royal)

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1978 Kawasaki KZ400

condition: excellent
engine displacement (CC): 400
fuel: gas
odometer: 7000
paint color: green
title status: clean
transmission: manual


collectible bike, low miles, runs perfect. serious offers considered

[dorkburger]

That MB5 looks fun. Never heard of one before.

[Burque73]

https://showlow.craigslist.org/mcy/5877038199.html

Its getting harder to find these molded bikes with cheatless cabs fabedited into them.

[TxGSrider]

That MB5 looks fun. Never heard of one before.

A kid I went to high school with had one and I haven't seen one since. I remember some of the seniors at the school were constantly doing stuff to it. They'd remove the spark plug wire or hide the whole bike on him. It wasn't surprising to find it in the gym or out on the football field. It was so light they'd just carry it off whenever they saw it.

[Falcon Taco]

https://showlow.craigslist.org/mcy/5877038199.html

Its getting harder to find these molded bikes with cheatless cabs fabedited into them.

HahaHAHAH what in the....????

Classic hideous paint job. I'll never understand the flaming skull motif.