Craigslist "funnies"

[Cyrano]

Cafe racer? The cafe would be closed by the time you got there.

[dorkburger]

If he gets his price he will have made $800 for turning the handlebars upside down. Who could you beat? A bicycle? My leaf blower has more horsepower.....

Agreed about flipping the handlebars and charging a premium.
Besides that though, it's all about fun. I have an old 2 stroke, 3 speed manual shift, 78cc scooter, and whenever I go for loops around the block on it, the result is always a dumb smile stuck on my face....

[cloudbreakmd]

Suzuki GS 550E - $5000 (Manassas)

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1978 Suzuki GS 550E

fuel: gas
paint color: black
title status: clean
transmission: manual


I have for sale my fathers Suzuki GS 550 E, it's all original and only has 4,500 miles. It's a one owner bike, he bought it brand new in 78. Email with any questions

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

[Gorminrider]

^ hmm ....better deals in Canada... Here's one with all the work done!

1978 honda cb400t cafe project - $550 (victoria)







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honda cb400t

fuel: gas
transmission: manual


Complete bike with papers

[dorkburger]

https://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/5855561582.html

[bobgroger]

Not CL but.....

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1982-1983-Suzuki-GS-1100E-1100ES-1100-E-ES-Coil-Coils-Mounting-Bolts-Hardware-/252378900857?hash=item3ac2f46979:g:GWgAAOSwLs5XKo3I&vxp=mtr

[Buffalo Bill]

Does this bike have any distinction?
$1800 worth???

[Oldman99]

Does this bike have any distinction?
$1800 worth???

What the heck is up with that???

Found this... thing...

https://loz.craigslist.org/mcy/5882263081.html

[BurntKittyForge]

^^^I think it's a chopper,bobber, cafe, rat , scooter sprty dooky bike???
I like to be positive and remember it might have been a total wreck missing everything to begin , BUT can't even justify some.
When/why the heck they don't have a seperate section for scooter and mopeds and electric toys and scooter chairs??? Probably wouldn't matter. Like the accessories mixed in...

The bolts on ebay ad was funny. Up there^^

I noticed a bunch of GS ads lately. Hard to say whether probably members bikes. One was funny /cool.
An 850 project the builder "lost interest in"...can't find it now. $400. Ad read at end, "There's a network of [helpful] people out there for these bikes and they have a forum.""..And their leader is called BassCliff"

EXACTLY like that. Can't find ad again. maybe bike sold just odd funny was all...
Here's My latest funny ad. Just makes me chuckle to look at. cool , but funny ad:

http://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/mcy/5885402586.html

"Enduro runs just needs throttle cable and ranger needs a few parts will trade both for something else"

LOL , the guy with a running scooter/moped maybe should reply...just funny ad IMO is all.
Why have ads been stating "Just needs a throtamacable is all" since I was little BTW???

Was up doing Christmas browsing online...No sleep. Here's a cool under $5 thingamajig, would wrap on the stupid cafe tail IF a little brighter model. I might get one for extra lighting on my plate..(I have no affiliation with ad, just noticed again is all):Light LED thing for like $5 MUST sleep couple hours...got most of gifts planned out. Just enough Time to make sure got everything...This post has me seeing same bikes reposted for less $ I liked before ad went down. ...Just need to ride the bike got and forget a few/the rest quick , that's what'd happen... G'day!

[Buffalo Bill]

What the heck is up with that???

Found this... thing...
https://loz.craigslist.org/mcy/5882263081.html

Can't hate the price:
Honda 647 cc Hawk Builder bike - $550 (Buffalo)

[Vmass]

Pictures say a thousand words:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/5906399298.html

[Deuce]

I wonder which "yesterday" he's talking about. Maybe he's been in a coma for a few years.

[Brendan W]

Pictures say a thousand words:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/5906399298.html

Or repeat the same word a thousand times.

[Deuce]

Now THIS is a wonderful, descriptive picture, no?

[wyly]

Does this bike have any distinction?
$1800 worth???

probably worth that much if you sold it for parts, so that's not out of line.

A local motorcycle shop knew I had acquired a GS1150ef that needed a considerable amount of restoration work but he still offered me $2K for it as it was. One of his mechanics offered me the same amount, I turned them both down. I checked ebay prices and figured I could get at least $3k myself if I sold it for parts. I didn't, I spent about $3k to restore and ride it and never regretted doing it.