Craigslist "funnies"

[glib]

I was looking at that last week. That is a mighty dent. Are those bolts in the "fering" supposed to be there? Decent looking bike aside from that. I wonder how low he would go. (Im not inthe market)

I’m gonna say no bolts there. They pop in just like the side covers.

[Buffalo Bill]

I like that bike and price. I've never worked on a tank dent like that but looks like it fell over in the garage kinda dent.
Maybe 2 years and that kid will be big enough to whip his ole grandad LOL

[Deuce]

I think it's funny that he has two pictures of himself, but only one of the whole bike. Narcissist much?

[roeme]

I think it's funny that he has two pictures of himself, but only one of the whole bike. Narcissist much?

Judging from the writing, more likely that the pictures are from back when he got the bike.

[glib]

Flat Black strikes again. Remove fenders and side covers, dip in flat black and triple asking price. Oh my.

https://skagit.craigslist.org/mcy/d/1983-suzuki-gs1100-cafe-racer/6386997886.html

31892B20-C55F-410C-8675-6E870C82E2B5 by Gary L, on Flickr

[Buffalo Bill]

Maybe these people have never owned a bike that ran good?

“The bike is awesome, loud, chopped and ready to be customized even more. I have no more time for it sadly, but would love to see it go to someone new rather than collect dust. It runs just fine, has a newer starter, solenoid, battery, some lights etc. Its not completely street legal at the moment but can be remedied with some led blinkers and horn pretty quickly.”

[bobgroger]

“The bike is awesome, loud, chopped and ready to be customized even more. I have no more time for it sadly, but would love to see it go to someone new rather than collect dust. It runs just fine, has a newer starter, solenoid, battery, some lights etc. Its not completely street legal at the moment but can be remedied with some led blinkers and horn pretty quickly.”

I would give him $700 for a big crank motor, there is no value in the rest. 5 minutes with a Sawzall and a can of spray paint does NOT add value, it eliminates it.

[Rust_to_Redemption]

“The bike is awesome, loud, chopped and ready to be customized even more. I have no more time for it sadly, but would love to see it go to someone new rather than collect dust. It runs just fine, has a newer starter, solenoid, battery, some lights etc. Its not completely street legal at the moment but can be remedied with some led blinkers and horn pretty quickly.”

I personally cannot wait for the "bobber bubble" to burst. Chopping up a bike, thowing a Chinese sourced café seat pan on the frame, and using some flat black spray paint isn't hard to do and doesn't magically add 3 grand in value to a bike.

[chuck hahn]

Bobbers (Corks) are for fishing and nothing else.

[chuck hahn]

OK..so I will see that fugly azzed spray bombed bobber and raise you one douchbagged Honda

https://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/d/honda-cb750-chopper/6468588063.html

[Spyder]

I'd be interested in the '73 Impala...

[Buffalo Bill]

Hey Bro what you'd do to my 1100G??? Sure loved that ole bike.

1982 Suzuki GS1100 Chopper - $2499 (Elmwood Park)
Bike runs exceptionally well and gets looks everywhere I go with it.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/d/1982-suzuki-gs1100-chopper/6469851281.html

[bobgroger]

I actually saw someone riding a bobber sort of two cylinder bike today in the pouring rain... No $h!t...

[Boriqua]

I like the position of the highway bars on the Suzharley. Yup comfortable as hell to ride with my legs pointed straight out in front of me!!

Well to each there own.

I dont mind the idea of a chopper with a bit of a kick ass 4cylinder in it. I think that could be cool .. You lose me when you chose to use plumbing straps on the tank.

[glib]

OK..so I will see that fugly azzed spray bombed bobber and raise you one douchbagged Honda

https://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/d/honda-cb750-chopper/6468588063.html

That made me laugh out loud. Douchebagged is so colorfully descriptive. Ha!