Craigslist "funnies"

[Gorminrider]

Sigh....

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/mcy/d/1980-suzuki-gs850-bobber/6475174083.html

Don't email him, he will get irritated

Funny! But to be fair he must be near to a mental breakdown trying to sell a bike that won't go over 40 mph for $4000 so you better not push him over the edge.
1980 suzuki gs850 bobber - $4000 (cottage grove)

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1980 suzuki gs850

condition: fair
engine displacement (CC): 850
fuel: gas
odometer: 16000
paint color: black
title status: clean
transmission: manual


there has been so much **** done to this bike. we will start here
stainless steel race valves,
viton valve stem seals
rebuilt head
bored 0.5mm over cylinder block
new pistons
Barnett clutch
mac 4/1 exhaust
led headlights
new plugs new coil packs
gs1100 carbs
brand new Dunlop tires front and rear
there is 5k into the motor.
been converted to hardtail

have a ton of other parts laying around. also have a gs1100 block that is a perfec candidate for a 1500cc big bore kit. whole 1983 gs1100 harness front forks and all sorts of other parts.
was considering going efi so I have 2 efi Kawasaki gpz1100 fuel rails to go with and other efi parts. there is 7k+ between the bike you see here and other msc stuff for it laying around.
bikes been painted and due to moving it around a lot the paint isn't excellent. tank has a dent in it.
bike starts and runs and is titled, the carbs lean out at 3k rpm so it has no power above 40mph.
I know I'm missing other stuff
I have video of the bike on youtube here. currently doesn't have the baffle in it but I have it.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVdV7tZj1yGvhzQ0EJd_8Vg

do not email me reguarding the bike. I will not answer. I will actually get irritated.

[dorkburger]

I could never understand someone dumping cash into building up an engine then placing it into a made useless by design chassis. I’m weird though.

[glib]

“Must see” (on any empty stomach)

A “must see” and a “head turner” oh boy. I think the head turning is really just head shaking.

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/mcy/d/custom-1984-honda-nighthawk/6478252444.html

8B017569-AE9C-4A57-A5BE-5026C7F004AA by Gary L, on Flickr
(on AN empty stomach) why can't we edit the title?

[dorkburger]

" I planned on removing the front brakes anyway".... brilliant.

[Deuce]

I think he meant to say "...a real stomach turner."

[earlfor]

A “must see” and a “head turner” oh boy. I think head the turning is really just head shaking.

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/mcy/d/custom-1984-honda-nighthawk/6478252444.html

8B017569-AE9C-4A57-A5BE-5026C7F004AA by Gary L, on Flickr

For $150, I'll bring a trailer and haul it to the dump for him.

[bobgroger]

" I planned on removing the front brakes anyway".... brilliant.

Darwin's law...

[Big T]

I don't think 650s were shaft drive, a CB 700 maybe?

[Steve]

I don't think 650s were shaft drive, a CB 700 maybe?

This Wikipedia article indicates that the 650 was also shaft-driven.

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[Big T]

This Wikipedia article indicates that the 650 was also shaft-driven.

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So much to forget in 35 years about a bike I've always ignored

[Steve]

So much to forget in 35 years about a bike I've always ignored

Don't feel bad, that's why I had to look it up.

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[Nessism]

A “must see” and a “head turner” oh boy. I think head the turning is really just head shaking.

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/mcy/d/custom-1984-honda-nighthawk/6478252444.html

8B017569-AE9C-4A57-A5BE-5026C7F004AA by Gary L, on Flickr

This is my favorite GSR thread! You just can't make this sh*t up. Thanks for the laugh! I needed that!

[habsdoc]

Wow, that would sure give you a face full tank on a really hard bump.

[Grimly]

Wow, that would sure give you a face full tank on a really hard bump.

Gives a new meaning to the word, "tankslapper".

[simmoto]

http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2012-cbr-250r-heavily/6459754079.html

Key selling points:

"This is one of the most seen CBR250 R on the planet. The bike has over 138K views on youtube alone."

"This isn't your run of the Mill 250R, the bike is so modified that it is illegal for the Canadian 250 racing series."

It's awesome except:

"Now the bad, my girlfriend placed a hot pan on the rear seat which burned a small hole in it.

The front tire will need to be replaced.I recommend getting another pilot power tire, however, I'm giving you a brand new front and rear tire.

Lastly, the bike was dropped about 3 months after I got it. This cause NO mechanical problem. The frame slider did its job, this bent the frame slider bracket on the right side. This can be bent back as its CNC aluminum, it did scrape the rear fender (see picture) the new part cost around $20 ALREADY PAINTED!!!

The last bit is the front fearing at the top was scratched.. in the same (only ) drop and I believe I have a new piece already painted to replace it if you want. It never bothered me enough to actually replace it."