Craigslist "funnies"

[Larry D]

Uhmmmm okay....

https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/d/fairfield-suzuki-gs750l-custom-hot-rod/6974465735.html

[Rob S.]

"Loud, fast and awesome..." One out of three ain't bad.

With the exhaust tape applied, and the gauges removed, it'll sell in a day.

I could live a few blocks away from it. Big, looong blocks. Avenues. Boulevards.

[zuluwiz]

It's not "bad"......it's just that he had all those Harley just laying around the garage and figured 'why not, someone will buy it'.

[simmoto]

Fixxer Upper. Clean title though.

https://neworleans.craigslist.org/mpo/d/new-orleans-1987-bmw-k75s-burned-out/6980378467.html

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[Rob S.]

Fixer upper? Okay, let's get to it. First things first. Probably going to need new tires (remember, even if there's enough tread, age and condition are factors ).

Doesn't say how much he hopes to profit. Hope he's not planning on using the proceeds to build an extension on his house, or even a new kitchen. Actually, if you go and clean that mess out of his yard, he should go and build you a new kitchen.

I wonder what his policy with test rides is? Cash in hand first?

[Rob S.]

At least the ashes are all there. That's something.

[Griffin]

This Guy is a Pro

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1981-suzuki-gs750e/293215538518?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

1981 suzuki gs750e. Condition is For parts or not working. Local pickup only.
Does not currently run.
NEED GONE TODAY NEEDS TOW
Did a little bit of work on it, previous owner clearly had no idea what he was doing, had some weird ass under glows hitched to the battery in the worst way possible. Old bikes already have a bit of parasitic draw from the battery, so im assuming he tried to beef up the battery and thats what shot the starter.

Bought a new solenoid starter just in case that one was shot and replaced all the fuses. Also got a new battery but thankfully came into some luck and got a daily. So all that left is to replace the starter (40$ part) front tire (80$) and the back right blinker is missing.
Super f***ing clean, carbs look great, lots of chrome, not too much body damage for a 30 year old bike, with only 11000 miles on her, shes still got a lot of life in her, dont let it waste away in my garage.

Asking 750 OBO

Title in hand

[Grimly]

That must be super ****** clean plastic seat and special red gaffer tape. (I actually typed gagger tape, which might be appropriate).

[Griffin]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/d/plainfield-85-max/6991543642.html

This isn't necessarily a "funny" per se, but the owner seems to have been a little naïve thinking he could invest this kind of money into a V-Max and get even half of it back when he sold it:

One of a kind V max. Street or show bike. Very low miles. Candy blue paint. Almost everything chromed or polished. Built with a New Engine and Carbs. Newer style front forks and brakes. Custom made 18 inch rear wheel with 200mm wide rear tire. Progressive front springs and rear shocks. Rides very smooth. Too much to list. Call for more details. I bought this bike 5 years ago from a custom bike builder in California for 40k. Selling because I don't have much time to ride and a bike this nice should not sit in the garage. I would consider a trade for a nice corvette or muscle car or maybe a nice boat. $28k cash obo. I do not need help selling this bike. Call or Text only. Mike

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[storm 64]

He says he doesn't need help selling this... I say for 28 grand, he needs all the help he can get! 😲

[dorkburger]

I'm shocked that NADA lists an excellent Max at 12k, but then again, I dont watch sales of those.

[earlfor]

He says he doesn't need help selling this... I say for 28 grand, he needs all the help he can get! 

He is in California, so he will probably find someone willing to pay 28K for a old, used V Max. lol

[Griffin]

I'm shocked that NADA lists an excellent Max at 12k, but then again, I dont watch sales of those.

They are typically listed on Craigslist for $3,000-$5000. I imagine most of them sold over the past couple years go in the $3k-$3.5k range.

Five years ago, they were going for about $5k on ebay, but not anymore.

[Buffalo Bill]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m...991543642.html

This isn't necessarily a "funny" per se, but the owner seems to have been a little naïve thinking he could invest this kind of money into a V-Max and get even half of it back when he sold it:





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Looks pimped out e-nuf fo pro basketball o football jock. Chi's got plenty o those.

[Rob S.]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m...991543642.html

This isn't necessarily a "funny" per se, but the owner seems to have been a little naïve thinking he could invest this kind of money into a V-Max and get even half of it back when he sold it:
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Bought for $40k - needs to see a mental health professional.

Trying to sell for $28k - needs to adjusts his meds.