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[kdo58]

talk about bad voc.

1991 Suzuki GSXR 750 (1st year, inverted fork) WITH 10K on NEW MOTOR - $2995 (Graham)

Date: 2011-02-12, 11:55AM PST
Reply to: sale-ys9rb-2211140105@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

****FIRST $2995 obo!! TAKES IT***** NEWER motor, with only10k on it. Scary fast..... ..... Also includes grenaded org. motor and all org, skin and extra performance pipe.(Yashomerra) JUST BOUGHT A 70+ DOLLAR** NEW** BATTERY FOR IT TODAY 8/14/10 with a 1 year worentee...Tab's good till Aug. 2011 NEW high quality chain and sprockets. NEWER rear Fox shock, A/M fenders and more.....Redy to ride NEED IT GONE!!

h...253-262-3170

c...330-4585

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[toejams1]

1991 Suzuki GSXR 750 (1st year, inverted fork) WITH 10K on NEW MOTOR - $2995 (Graham)

Date: 2011-02-12, 11:55AM PST
Reply to: sale-ys9rb-2211140105@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

****FIRST $2995 obo!! TAKES IT***** NEWER motor, with only10k on it. Scary fast..... ..... Also includes grenaded org. motor and all org, skin and extra performance pipe.(Yashomerra) JUST BOUGHT A 70+ DOLLAR** NEW** BATTERY FOR IT TODAY 8/14/10 with a 1 year worentee...Tab's good till Aug. 2011 NEW high quality chain and sprockets. NEWER rear Fox shock, A/M fenders and more.....Redy to ride NEED IT GONE!!

h...253-262-3170

c...330-4585

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Well, at least the battery has a "worentee".

[toejams1]

Buy a bike, Chop it up. Realize you don't know what the hell you are doing, and then try to sell the pieces for $1500. Absolutely fantastic! Since he admits it was too much for him, I'm sure the "rebuilt" motor will run perfectly.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/2195427221.html

[Big T]

Found this on another forum

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Suzuki-GSXR-750-1989-Low-Rider-Custom-Built-Slingshot-/330529518684?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item4cf518345c#ht_1683wt_1139

Suzuki GSXR 750

1989

Custom Built Low-Rider

Mild to Wild Hardtail Frame

Singshot Engine

Sportster Tank

Pingle High-Fuel petrol Tap

Dave leonard Race Cam

Gas-Flowed Cylinder Head

Aircraft Filler Cap

New Front tyre

Brand new Battery (11/2/11)

Back Tyre Rideable (Not New)

Plus

Lots of Spare Engine parts

This is a Beautiful Example of a custom Low-Rider. Bike is Ready to Ride (Mechanically)

V5 Document Available

SORN Declaration

Not Taxed or MOT'd

I am selling this for a friend of mine, it is the first Motorbike I have sold but please check my feedback for Satisfaction of a Good Ebayer (927 - 100%)

Please Email me initially with all queries. We will then organise at least 2 evenings when we and the Bike are available at our local Pub for viewing (No Test Drives - Sorry!)

My Friend (who built the bike) will be available to talk you round it. He is a serious Chopper Rider and will not appreciate Tyre Kickers and Time Wasters. We therefore ask respectably that only Serious Bikers with a genuine desire to own such a beautiful machine need apply"

PLEASE NOTE - This Bike is not MOT'd or Taxed so must be collected by Trailer/Transport

[Billy Ricks]

Found this on another forum

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Suzuki-GSXR-750-1989-Low-Rider-Custom-Built-Slingshot-/330529518684?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item4cf518345c#ht_1683wt_1139

Suzuki GSXR 750

1989

Custom Built Low-Rider

Mild to Wild Hardtail Frame

Singshot Engine

Sportster Tank

Pingle High-Fuel petrol Tap

Dave leonard Race Cam

Gas-Flowed Cylinder Head

Aircraft Filler Cap

New Front tyre

Brand new Battery (11/2/11)

Back Tyre Rideable (Not New)

Plus

Lots of Spare Engine parts

This is a Beautiful Example of a custom Low-Rider. Bike is Ready to Ride (Mechanically)

V5 Document Available

SORN Declaration

Not Taxed or MOT'd

I am selling this for a friend of mine, it is the first Motorbike I have sold but please check my feedback for Satisfaction of a Good Ebayer (927 - 100%)

Please Email me initially with all queries. We will then organise at least 2 evenings when we and the Bike are available at our local Pub for viewing (No Test Drives - Sorry!)

My Friend (who built the bike) will be available to talk you round it. He is a serious Chopper Rider and will not appreciate Tyre Kickers and Time Wasters. We therefore ask respectably that only Serious Bikers with a genuine desire to own such a beautiful machine need apply"

PLEASE NOTE - This Bike is not MOT'd or Taxed so must be collected by Trailer/Transport

I didn't want to look but curiosity made me do it. Oh the horror.

[850GT_Rider]

Just in time for Valentine's Day!

For that special lady in your life, eh?

TEACH HER TO RIDE ON A BIKE SHE'LL LOVE - $4500

Date: 2011-02-13, 9:06AM CST
Reply to: sale-b4f9e-2212130285@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



XS650 GREAT SHAPE RUNS GREAT 414-THREE33-7392.

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[Don-lo]

Just hit the stupid racoon!

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/ctd/2210945862.html

[MadDogGS]

I use this.

http://www.searchtempest.com/

Thanks

Thanks

[steve murdoch]

...price neegoshabul.

http://flint.craigslist.org/mcy/2216774722.html

[Steve]

...price neegoshabul.
http://flint.craigslist.org/mcy/2216774722.html

Good thing it's "neegoshabul", because it's flagged and GONE!

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[mcycle-nut]

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classifi...a-400_14122785
Dream on buddy

Hey, this is Victoria. I wouldn't be surprised if someone gave him that for it.

[mcycle-nut]

Oh, check out this dude! I wonder how old he is?

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/Wanted-a-cool-motorcycle-_14090257

[SVSooke]

If he's up in Broadmeed you'd think Mommy or Daddy could buy him one

[Redneck]

Not really a funny but a doesn't it figure

I was looking around on CL when i found this

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/2205083111.html

It looks like a easy fix, but my wife would kill me if I brought home another bike without first finishing the two I have at the house. Shame though I bet I could talk down the price too.

[mcycle-nut]

I was looking around on CL when i found this

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/2205083111.html

It looks like a easy fix, but my wife would kill me if I brought home another bike without first finishing the two I have at the house. Shame though I bet I could talk down the price too.

Taken down already! Sold?