Craigslist "funnies"

[fishfarm]

How do you make a mistake like this? Was it because they both are 5 Speed?
SUZUKI GS 550L 1980 5 SPEED - $5500 (St. Petersburg)

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/2379194514.html

[chuck hahn]

fishfarm..kinda makes me wanna see the add for the car now!! Needs the usual..was a barn find. Clean the tank and carbs will probably need done.

[tkent02]

I like this one. Really.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2391642189.html

[FreshStart]

I like this one. Really.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2391642189.html

That thing is actually pretty cool

[850GT_Rider]

There's projects, then there's PROJECTS

Ummmm, yeah......

Cushman Scooter $500 please call 901-409-0583

• Location: Southaven MS
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[7981GS]

Ummmm, yeah......

Do they give away prescription drugs in the neighborhood?


Daniel

[7981GS]

This clown has tried to sell this 425 with a stating price of $1,600.00
a couple of times so far.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180667685810&ssPageName=ADME:B:WNA:MOTORS:1123#ht_500wt_1182

I sent him this message to wake him up to reality:


"Dear bigrus60,

You surely must have finally come to the reality that your STARTING PRICE is WAY out of line, haven't you?
Try STARTING at closer to $700.00 and see if it goes up from there.
Just a "Heads Up" from an owner of 9 GS Suzuki motorcycles. (Wink)"


His reply a short while later:


"that wouldn't buy the carbs on it. thanks

- bigrus60"




Daniel

[davidduarte]

This clown has tried to sell this 425 with a stating price of $1,600.00
a couple of times so far.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180667685810&ssPageName=ADME:B:WNA:MOTORS:1123#ht_500wt_1182

I sent him this message to wake him up to reality:


"Dear bigrus60,

You surely must have finally come to the reality that your STARTING PRICE is WAY out of line, haven't you?
Try STARTING at closer to $700.00 and see if it goes up from there.
Just a "Heads Up" from an owner of 9 GS Suzuki motorcycles. (Wink)"


His reply a short while later:


"that wouldn't buy the carbs on it. thanks

- bigrus60"




Daniel

I posted this one a couple weeks ago. The NADA value for excellent is $1700; I seriously doubt this bike fits that category, certainly not without the original seat. He should knock $1000 off his asking price just for that hideous seat.

[loud et]

Ummmm, yeah......

Damn, at that price I wish he had two of them. um, yeah, NO!

[Big T]

You can't but help notice that the gauges are crooked in that last pic

Wonder how many times it's been dropped?

$700 carbs?

I'm going to email him and see if he wants some" high performance VM 26" models

[Nessism]

You can't but help notice that the gauges are crooked in that last pic

Wonder how many times it's been dropped?

$700 carbs?

I'm going to email him and see if he wants some" high performance VM 26" models

I wouldn't mind having a 425. Roller crank goodness and classic styling. That seat is a major bummer but otherwise that bike looks good. I'd say it's worth at least $1200 or so.

[850GT_Rider]

Parts? What parts?

This is the actual ad!

Good Choice of Used Parts

Date: 2011-05-23, 10:42AM CDT
Reply to: sale-7cmgz-2397617900@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



we have a few leftover parts contact us today to see if we have what you need





















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[81GS750]

Batmobile?

All I can say is it should come with a side car!

http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/2396507739.html

[davidduarte]

All I can say is it should come with a side car!

http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/2396507739.html

That's not a terrible price, I wish I was closer, I might make him an offer

[Don-lo]

This one is a head-turner, alright, but not the way he thinks....

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/mcy/2398034371.html

I always turn my head when I'm gagging

and the list of things wrong goes on and on and .....