Craigslist "funnies"

[Jamie]

http://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/mcy/2528509365.html

Saw this ad and went looked at it a couple of weeks ago. It looks a lot better in the pics than real life. Some MINOR work says the seller, that's a MAJOR understatement.

[7981GS]

http://fredericksburg.craigslist.org...528509365.html

Saw this ad and went looked at it a couple of weeks ago. It looks a lot better in the pics than real life. Some MINOR work says the seller, that's a MAJOR understatement.

For those that live in the Culpeper area, that IS practically in brand new condition.
Just a little buffing and she will be good as new!

Daniel

[Guard Guy]

http://fredericksburg.craigslist.org...528509365.html

Saw this ad and went looked at it a couple of weeks ago. It looks a lot better in the pics than real life. Some MINOR work says the seller, that's a MAJOR understatement.

Notice the loving way it had been stored? Wasn't it resting on that mattress in the background?

[ozarkdrb]

What Tha Wappapelo is this thing???

I have no words...
trailer? Motorcycle?
Car-ish device?
It appears to have a license plate somehow...
Yeesh!
Ozarkdrb

http://springfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2572509079.html

[Willmrx]

Great starter bike?

http://modesto.craigslist.org/mcy/2554763400.html I like the, Great starter bike, statement.
1998 Yamaha VMAX, Magnacharger Supercharger, Holley 4 barrel double pumped 395 csf carb, Kerker 4:1 exhaust, reinforced/hardened pistons to accommodate the 19:1 compression during boost, Custom pain, Custom wheels, 300 rear wheel, 300x35/r18 VENOM R tire, reinforced shaft-drive & frame brace to accommodate increased torque, drag bars. 2007 engine with less than 2000 miles. Great starter bike.
Sean
510-673-0600
serious inquiries only.
more pics upon request.

• Location: Tracy
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2554763400

[850GT_Rider]

I have no words...
trailer? Motorcycle?
Car-ish device?
It appears to have a license plate somehow...
Yeesh!
Ozarkdrb

http://springfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2572509079.html

The stress load on the triple tree and forks would be terrible - especially since you have to stop every few miles and refill the gas tank.....

[HatchA74]

http://modesto.craigslist.org/mcy/2554763400.html I like the, Great starter bike, statement.

I've never driven a bike before in my life... I guess that's perfect for me..??

[SVSooke]

Posted this a while back,guess it didn't sell:
$1850 - Collectors/Classic/Mint Condition 1981 -SR-185 Yamaha
FOR SALE/$1,850.00


CLASSIC/COLLECTORS ANTIQUE MOTORCYCLE


CLASSIC-1981 Yamaha SR185 Exciter Motorcycle

1-Cylinders
4-Stroke
185cc

-Tear Drop Gas Tank- Harley-Davidson Low Rider Seat for two, seat valued at $1,100.00. Harley Windshield, Special Chrome Riders Grips, New Breaks, New Tires, New Battery, Small Harley Saddle Bags, Chrome Foot Rests matching chrome handle grips and much more, the bike is all done is high gloss Black Finish. Just had the bike tuned up, new plug, oil changed and a new Gas Cock System installed. Gas Tank is full! This is a collector?s piece and a must see -runs like it just came off the show room floor.

Call now 250-893-7725 or email tpower49@hotmail.ca
Selling Price Reduced From - $ 2,850.00 to-

($1,850.00 Price is Firm)Pictures(Lots) available via email just ask!


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Well there are bad pics now.Wonder why it hasn't sold?

[Dave8338]

http://modesto.craigslist.org/mcy/2554763400.html I like the, Great starter bike, statement.
1998 Yamaha VMAX, Magnacharger Supercharger, Holley 4 barrel double pumped 395 csf carb, Kerker 4:1 exhaust, reinforced/hardened pistons to accommodate the 19:1 compression during boost, Custom pain, Custom wheels, 300 rear wheel, 300x35/r18 VENOM R tire, reinforced shaft-drive & frame brace to accommodate increased torque, drag bars. 2007 engine with less than 2000 miles. Great starter bike.
Sean
510-673-0600
serious inquiries only.
more pics upon request.

• Location: Tracy
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2554763400

That bike "might" be fast...

GREAT starter bike, for a fighter jet pilot !

[GoJoeGo]

Saw this on another forum http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/2602910568.html

[davidduarte]

Saw this on another forum http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/2602910568.html

here's the text, because it will probably get flagged soon:

2002 Suzuki GSXR 1000 - $2000 (Newark)

Date: 2011-09-17, 1:57AM EDT
Reply to: sale-52qfv-2602910568@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This bike was so ****ing awesome that I blew the engine. Due to my hardcore life (doing 500+ mph without a helmet, no clothes, just a belt and a beeper, etc), this is now a project bike. A while ago I sold my own ass to buy this bike and I paid $3500 when it was working... now I beat it to **** and I'm asking for $2000 obo. Comes with extra plastics although some are messed up cause somehow I managed to **** those up too while they just sat in my house. **** it, everyone needs some extra plastics. Rock them on your arms or some **** like a Transformer. Tank has a hole on it that was repaired with some trusty JB Weld which is fine until you explode on the highway doing 100+. Clutch was just changed 2 months ago cause I needed that **** and I still have all receipts for all the work that was done at Motorcycle Mall. This Beast needs work but I can't afford this **** right now cause my main priorities nowadays are pimping, growing more chest hair, and planking. Hit me up anytime. I'm usually up from 12pm-1pm. Thanks. Eddie -973-573-3142

[davidduarte]

can't fathom the whole hardtail/bobber fixation some guys have. Since it's already cut up, it would be cool to re-do it with a single shock under the seat, like a Vincent:

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2613476815.html

[Big T]

can't fathom the whole hardtail/bobber fixation some guys have. Since it's already cut up, it would be cool to re-do it with a single shock under the seat, like a Vincent:

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2613476815.html

Vincents have twin shocks

[davidduarte]

Vincents have twin shocks

so they do then with 2 shocks under the seat. I've only recently "discovered" Vincent motorcycles. What beautiful bikes!

[JCSkokos]

Not a funny, but an 'I WANT!!!"

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/2609396218.html

Honda Goldwing 1979 - $4800 (Glendale, CA)

Date: 2011-09-23, 6:37PM PDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm selling my honda goldwing 1979
10,000 k
Hard sattlebag
Windhsield CC bar
Perfect condition
Ask for Henry : 1(818) 515- 7535

http://images.craigslist.org/3kc3m33p15W35X05R1b9k6e13f20ed33b11f5.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/3n13k33p45V45Q45P0b9k274206928030142b.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/3n73ma3l05O65U45S5b9kf3362c52cd3d1038.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/3kb3pf3o95T25U15X4b9k31d6a78503ac1408.jpg

Location: Glendale, CA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tls/2615299871.html

Soul for sale - $1000 (LA)

Date: 2011-09-24, 11:12AM PDT
Reply to: sale-ec8ek-2615299871@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

will sign contract to sell one human soul

Location: LA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests