So this drunk starts chasing Me...

[8trackmind]

I'm coasting up to a red light when I look in My right mirror and notice this goofy looking guy running (well, staggering quickly) up the sidewalk towards Me at an alarming pace. He's twisting his wrist in a "throttle-like" gesture and shouting at Me to; "open it up, open that muff-hugger up"...Needless to say, I didn't "open it up"

The light turns green so I take off and turn into the gas station 'cause I know I'm about two miles from hitting reserve. The drunk is now at the other side of the intersection yelling some nonsense at Me again.

I ignored Him and went in to pay for My gas. As I walk up to the register, the bum hits the front door at a dead run. He bursts inside and askes Me at the top of His lungs: "what size engine you got in that 350?" 8O
Of course I was the only person in the store who saw the humor in that statement so, I chuckled a bit as I paid the cashier.

By the time I get back to the pump, The bums had somehow multiplied to three. I now have a full blown bum bench racing convention going on. As I pumped My fuel, the lead bum decided to tell Me all about the 427 Camero he has at home :roll: The last ten cents of fuel seemed to take about an HOUR to come out.

So, I finally get My gas pumped and hit the road. I get going out into the intersection, (you guessed it, a red light) They start running towards Me through the parking lot. 8O As the light turned green, The lead bum pipes up again... "open it up, open that muff-hugger up"...That time, I did.

[Desolation Angel]

It's probably your own fault. Were you dressed provacatively?

[scotty]

Amazing story you MF

[Hoomgar]

I knew that paint job was a bad idea :twisted:

[8trackmind]

I knew that paint job was a bad idea :twisted:

Yep...bad idea indeed.

[8trackmind]

It's probably your own fault. Were you dressed provacatively?

With My build, "provacative" would be a kind word. "Ewww!" would fit Me better.
Actually, It was too cold to wear my white thigh-high boots and Speedos this time.

[Desolation Angel]

It's probably your own fault. Were you dressed provacatively?

With My build, "provacative" would be a kind word. "Ewww!" would fit Me better.
Actually, It was too cold to wear my white thigh-high boots and Speedos this time.

Yes, well, evidently it was the way your bike was dressed instead. All that shiney paint! What were you thinking?

[earlfor]

Thats hilarious. :-) :-) :-) I have to admit, thats one that has never happened to me.

Earl :-)

[Desolation Angel]

Thats hilarious. :-) :-) :-) I have to admit, thats one that has never happened to me.

Earl :-)

I had a 30ish year old chick at a gas station walk up to me one night real late and ask me if I wanted to give her a ride in my Audi. I decided against it as my wife was in the mini-market buying sodas and snacks.

Reckon she was a hooker? Or just fond of Audis?

[8trackmind]

Thats hilarious. :-) :-) :-) I have to admit, thats one that has never happened to me.

Earl :-)

First time for Me too...
Before it got painted I could ride in My white thigh-high boots and Speedos and nobody noticed... :?

[Ninja_Lancer]

It's probably your own fault. Were you dressed provacatively?

With My build, "provacative" would be a kind word. "Ewww!" would fit Me better.
Actually, It was too cold to wear my white thigh-high boots and Speedos this time.

But you meet the strangest muffhuggers when your dressed like that! Take it up to J-wags and see what kind of response you get. :twisted:

[Desolation Angel]

Muffhuggers has more than one definition, right? :? :?

[8trackmind]

It's probably your own fault. Were you dressed provacatively?

With My build, "provacative" would be a kind word. "Ewww!" would fit Me better.
Actually, It was too cold to wear my white thigh-high boots and Speedos this time.

But you meet the strangest muffhuggers when your dressed like that! Take it up to J-wags and see what kind of response you get. :twisted:

I already attract cRaZy women like velcro...Now My bike attracts drunks and bums...The Speedos may actually help to repel some of these weirdos. Then again, It may just attract more weirdos.. :?

[8trackmind]

Muffhuggers has more than one definition, right? :? :?

Depends on who says it...

Thats hilarious. :-) :-) :-) I have to admit, thats one that has never happened to me.

Earl :-)

I had a 30ish year old chick at a gas station walk up to me one night real late and ask me if I wanted to give her a ride in my Audi. I decided against it as my wife was in the mini-market buying sodas and snacks.

Reckon she was a hooker? Or just fond of Audis?

Audis are truly Chick magnets...Was it a jacked up 85 quattro with white wheels or what?

[Desolation Angel]

...Audis are truly Chick magnets...Was it a jacked up 85 quattro with white wheels or what?

A completely stock '96 A6, pearl white. Black carbon fiber front end and mirror bras. Handsome dude pumping gas into it.

I was not aware that Audis were chick magnets. 8O That's good to know! Maybe I better change my avatar to a pic of the Audi. Think of all the attention I'd get! Woo hoo! 8)