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    I'm soooo evil........ :-)

    Was out yesterday for a putt about just to relax. I was feeling particularly non aggressive and picked a route that was about a 75 mile loop of local state roads with minimal traffic and low speed limits since my intent was to enjoy a little breeze, peace and quiet, and just smell the flowers kind of thing. LOL
    About 3/4ths of the way through the route, there is a mostly straight section of road for eight miles or so with a few curves and up/down hills. The speed limit is 55 mph and I'm cruising along between 55 and 60 mph. I have the road to myself, or so I thought. LOL Checking my mirrors, I see a pickup truck about a mile back and gaining on me. A minute or two later, he is 20 feet behind me. There are unlimited opportunities for him to pass me as the road is straight and there is no oncoming traffic. A couple miles later, Mr. truck is still glued 10-20 feet off my rear. Finally, I say screw this and wick it up to 70 or so. Half a minute later, El truck is right back on my butt at ten feet away. OK, now I'm getting annoyed and bump down two gears, give the throttle a good twist and watch the speedo zip right on by 120. Mr truck is fading into the distance. LOL I put about a mile between us and ease it back down to 70 mph since the speed limit is still 55 mph. Well, a minute later, I note that Mr bigwheels is closing and will soon be reattaching himself to my ass. I figure he has to be running at least 90 to be catching me at his closing rate. OK says I, you wanna play do you?
    I travel this road often and I know it well. In about 2 or 3 miles, at the end of this straight section, there is a small bar and grill that a few bikers and the locals frequent. I bump my speed back up to go to jail territory to reclaim the mile of distance between me and Mr truck and hold that speed until just before reaching the first turn at the end of the straight section. The bar and grill is at the end of this turn. Well now, in the middle of that turn, there is an overgrown, heavily wooded, set back gate which leads to a pasture. This setback is a favorite place for the local gendarmes to radar traffic because it is not visible until one is passing in front of it from one direction. I get to the beginning of the curve and jump on the brakes because I know two things the trucker may not. The speed limit drops to 45 mph in the middle of the turn and there will probably be a deputy backed into the cattle gate with a radar gun. heheh

    Fortune smiled for me. :-) I came through the turn at about 35 mph and sure enough, constable happy face is on the job. heheheh Continuing on, I pull off the road into the parking lot for the bar and grill and shut the bike off. By the time I have removed my gloves and am taking off my helmet, here comes Mr truck, hotfooting it around the curve, still chasing the biker.
    Zooooom, right past Mr happy face at about 85 mph. LMAO :-) Officer happyface is not happy anymore and the party light is on. I dont know that I've ever seen a squad car leave a 50 ft rooster tail of grass before. :-)

    Maybe this will be one guy that will quit messing with the bikes. LOL I'm only sorry I didnt have time to get him a nice card to go with the occasion. :-)

    Earl
    Last edited by earlfor; 04-28-2008, 07:04 PM.
    Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

    I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

    #2
    Great story, Earl.

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      #3
      You're quite the "badass". Going to be giving us bikers a bad name:-D and i'm going to nominate you for the 1% club. I wonder if we'll see the chase on amazing videos or such. Wonder what his ticket(s) amount to:-D

      Seriously, it looks good on the a$$hat.These twats don't realise that someone ( the rider) is likely going to get hurt or worse. At times like that, I'd like a grenade to toss over my shoulder.

      Glad you are ok and he got his.

      Cheers,
      Spyug.

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        #4
        That is excellent Earl. For a minute there I thought it was going to end up with the truck in a ditch. That would've been ok too. :twisted:

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          #5
          I think if you want to make a point, hitting them in the wallet is something they will remember. I dont know what the fine is for being 40 + mph over the limit, but I do know that anything more than 20 over can get your license pulled on the spot, a ride in the back of a squad, and your vehicle towed to impound. I'm not sure how much is at the discretion of the officer though.

          Earl

          Originally posted by emjay View Post
          That is excellent Earl. For a minute there I thought it was going to end up with the truck in a ditch. That would've been ok too. :twisted:
          Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

          I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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            #6
            Originally posted by earlfor View Post
            I think if you want to make a point, hitting them in the wallet is something they will remember. I dont know what the fine is for being 40 + mph over the limit, but I do know that anything more than 20 over can get your license pulled on the spot, a ride in the back of a squad, and your vehicle towed to impound. I'm not sure how much is at the discretion of the officer though.

            Earl

            I wonder if he was smart enough not to complain about you not getting pulled over. "Why were you trying to catch this biker, sir?"
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              #7
              Originally posted by spyug View Post
              At times like that, I'd like a grenade to toss over my shoulder.
              A fistfull of paintballs.

              Or marbles.

              Or live chickens.

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                #8
                I know a guy who used to carry a Desert Eagle under his pillion. That ought to crack an engine block, but it would be hard not to hit the driver, since he'd be on the brakes and receding quickly.

                I wonder what our friends in the law enforcement community can tell us about these situations? I don't know if showing a weapon would be legally justified, but the truck WAS jeapardizing Earl's life.
                Dogma
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                O LORD, be gracious to me; heal me, for I have sinned against you! - David

                Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. - Carl Sagan

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                  #9
                  Watched a similar situation a few years ago.

                  Was truckin on the freeway in my car and watching two squids pulling wheelies (at freeway speeds) in the far right lane to show off for a couple girls in a Jeep. Well, we happened to be under an overpass which has an onramp coming off the overpass, and I happened to look back (up the onramp) to see Mr. Highway Patrol coming onto the freeway. Sure enough, his party light was on in a flash. Don't know what those two assclowns got as we were still traveling on the freeway, but I bet it wasn't pretty.

                  I love to see (and hear) when real justice is served.

                  Glad no one got hurt.

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                    #10
                    That cracks me up!

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                      #11
                      Brandishing a firearm is an instant and automatic go to jail in Florida, permit or not and there is no provision for an appeal to that law. The law is clear and specific on that point. Simply taking it out of the holster to show it to someone in public COULD get you jail time. You must be in immediate, life threatening danger to publicly justify use.
                      Home invasion is a different set of requirements.

                      Earl

                      Originally posted by Dogma View Post
                      I know a guy who used to carry a Desert Eagle under his pillion. That ought to crack an engine block, but it would be hard not to hit the driver, since he'd be on the brakes and receding quickly.

                      I wonder what our friends in the law enforcement community can tell us about these situations? I don't know if showing a weapon would be legally justified, but the truck WAS jeapardizing Earl's life.
                      Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

                      I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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                        #12
                        past 120 ... yikes...I have had my bike off the 85mph speedometer but plunty of RPMS before redline... I did that once and then stopped... sorry but for me the second I start getting comfortable going that fast on the bike the sooner I will likely end up a smudge on the pavement. I don't doubt my bike can hit 120 and maybe more but I've done that speed in my car barrying the needle at 120 and hitting the govenor =P and that was fun, I mean you have ot know where teh edge is right?... .things change when you lose the safety of metal between you and the road, for me anyway.

                        Still good to hear that clown tailgater got his... reminds me of the person who cut me off at like 12am when there were four other lanes to go around me and no one but me and him, still thoguht it would be funny to buzz me. Some people just never learn... appropriate song for this i think is.... 'another one bites the dust' \\/

                        glad your ok

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                          #13
                          120 mph on the B12 is about midrange, two gears left and it isnt even working hard. LOL

                          Earl

                          [quote=Kcwiro;808015]past 120 ... yikes...I have had my bike off the 85mph speedometer but plunty of RPMS before redline... I did that once and then stopped... sorry but for me the second I start getting comfortable going that fast on the bike the sooner I will likely end up a smudge on the pavement.
                          Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

                          I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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                            #14
                            Oh man....great story, Earl! Too fast for my comfort zone, though. I don't think I'll ever hit that speed. I probably would have just pulled over and let him by.

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                              #15
                              I don't think I'll ever hit that speed. I probably would have just pulled over and let him by.
                              I don't think the guy was trying to pass. He was out for some sport at Earl's expense. The guy was trying to intimidate him and or goad him into doing something stupid. I've seen it a time or two myself not on a bike but with a huge wrecker used for hauling buses and semis on small cars, usually driven by women.

                              There was a guy I grew up with who drove one for his dad's company. He really enjoyed coming right up on somebody's bumper and "pushing" them. It was all grins and giggles until he forced one young girl in a volkswagen off a two lane into a ditch. She was fine but really shook up but not as shook up as he was when her dad turned out to be a cop:shock:. Needless to say the wrecker driving stopped right after that incident.

                              As they say, "what s**t goes around comes around" Karma baby, Karma.

                              Anyhoo drive as safe as you can folks and do get out of the way if you can.

                              Cheers,
                              Spyug

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