Around midnight last night, I nearly bought the farm with all it's implements...There was a deer carcass hiding in the shadows across my lane. I schmucked it. Things got wiggly after that. I futily tried to counter-steer out of the ensuing tank slapper. I went down at 60 mph--not even time for cursing.
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The right side of my bike was grinding down the tarmac, and I was still all mixed up in it. My crash bars started shooting off a spectacular geyser of sparks and my leg started heating up. I just let the bike go and watched it slide into the abyss. I remember thinking,' This is pretty fast! --My bum is getting warm!? I stopped a few meters after that. My bike was only a few more meters down the pike.
I gave myself the once-over and everything was in place and functioning. I jumped to my feet, ran over to my bike, picked the old girl up, and dragged her off the highway. I thought, 'Here I am 35 miles from home and now I'm screwed.' Great.
I gave the bike a quick check-- tires, head light, blinkers, no obviously bent forks, no oil puddles, not even a ding on the gas tank.... Might as well see if it runs. She fired right up and dropped into the familiar clanking idle of a GS. No rattles, hiccups, or wheezes...
I rode the old girl home with no complaints...not even a shimmy. My only scuff is a scrape my daughter classified as an 'owie' (something marginally Band-Aid-worthy).
There is no way I can ever get rid of my bike --It's the Phoenix. It's now been through two deer (the first one I stayed up) and risen from the ashes of a cooked intake valve (always run OEM plugs). The old girl can take a punch.
Here are my commuting tips for southern Wisconsin:
Be Captain Safety--wear full gear (Cordura saved my bacon) and a helmet.
Be super careful on that deer-choked gauntlet called 'the Beltline'.
Good Luck Everyone!
Tim
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