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    Kickstand down! Kickstand down!

    As it happens, I was enjoying a leisurely ride home today. The sun is shining, it's a comfortable 80 degrees, and the freeway is not yet congested with cages jockeying for position in rush hour traffic.

    I'm breaking in my new jacket and my new to me 78 GS1000 having strategically removed several layers of skin from my knuckles after a lengthy wrenching endeavor to finally get the bitch back on the long and straights.

    It's handling great. Progressive fork springs laugh at the numerous pot holes and obstacles littering Kansas City's highways and byways. Hard to believe that a highway can be reduced to 1 or 2 lanes for maintenance almost year round and still offer the fun and excitement one would expect riding on a Supercross track... I digress.....

    The shiny black wall Shinko's need a little less pressure and a little more wear to grip the treacherous terrain but are doing a mighty job for only $100 for the pair.

    The Carb Tutorial and Valve Adjustment Spreadsheet have proved invaluable as I twist the throttle in 3th and scream into 7k rpms. Holy ****, did I just lose my baffle!?

    I stroke the old girl and she responds with a growl and I effortlessly merge onto the North/South smog pumping artery of Kansas City. The mighty I-35! Constantly vigilant, always leery of the hulking beasts to my left and right, I slide, dancing around the distracted wheel turners attending more to the cellphone in hand than the actual road in front of them.

    Hallelujah! I've spotted another two wheel brother ahead. Ummm wtf? NOT BROTHER but a distant cousin perhaps!?

    I've armored myself fitting a road warrior of the times. My full faced helmet protects my melon from the numerous wayward projectiles of the battlefield. My new body armor is thick leather, and is fully padded in the event of a fall from my stead. My cow hide gloves shrug off the debre from the seasonal "maintenance." Finally, my calf high boots and thick leggings protect my soft tissue from the gravel packed roadway and the fiery heat emanating from the heart of my stallion.

    This cousin, fellow warrior, is outfitted in bizarre garb. A black bandana, dark eye wear, cut off T-shirt, ripped jeans, and tennis shoes complete the unsightly attire. This one must be of the berzerker clan, unafraid of wounds taken in combat, able to shrug off the most brutal of road rashes and Gallegheresk crushing blows to the watermelon!

    I inch the throttle back and surge forward, hoping to join my fearless comrade in his flight. Gradually, I close the distance but observe his overdressed and painfully sparkling ride ailing in what must be the most painful or embarrassing displays of neglect.

    She has thrown her left leg out in what seems to be a defiant gesture of all mistreated and poorly ridden steads. I pour more fuel into my war horse's lungs which flows flawlessly through her recently dipped and o-ringed bodies in hopes of alerting my friend to his eminent danger.

    As I pull along side, allowing the both of us the full use of the opposite lanes, I gesture frantically attempting to indicate the problem.

    My full faced helmet inhibits communication, but I continue to flail like a newborn looney bird,that the side stand on his ride is still down.

    As I gain his attention, I get not the response I expecting. No sign of gratitude or show of understanding was exhibited. Instead, I received a strange hand gesture with a middle finger raised and what I must have mistakenly misinterpreted as "**** You" mouthed from the lips of my hairy companion.

    I begin to fall back in utter disbelief, and as I do, my lost brother swerves left into another lane and with a shower of sparks, nearly looses his seat!

    Strange...

    Are we not of the same flock!? I can only offer a prayer for my lost brothers and ask the great lord to protect my confused brethren.






    Nic
    Last edited by niclpnut; 03-28-2012, 07:15 PM.
    83 GS1100ES rebuild:

    http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=170032

    Budget GSXR Conversion:

    http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=200563

    New to me bike: 2008 B-KING

    #2
    Did you write that?
    I usually cant read long posts but I couldnt stop on this one.

    Hellava story!
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      #3
      lose your baffle
      steed not stead

      A bike cannot be both a horse and a female dog.

      I do hope that biker dude got his kickstand comeuppance.

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        #4
        I like to write. Never was very good. But thank you for pointing out my spelling and grammatical errors.
        83 GS1100ES rebuild:

        http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=170032

        Budget GSXR Conversion:

        http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=200563

        New to me bike: 2008 B-KING

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          #5
          Should have PMd you but that would have been vile condescension.
          It was a nice thale.

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            #6
            That gave me a laugh.

            83 GS1100ES rebuild:

            http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=170032

            Budget GSXR Conversion:

            http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=200563

            New to me bike: 2008 B-KING

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              #7
              Very entertaining, got another?
              -Mal

              "The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." - B. Banzai
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              78 GS750E

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                #8
                The title of your thread should have been "Kickstand Down! Kickstand Down! (And the adventures of my new Thesaurus!)"
                Last edited by Guest; 03-28-2012, 08:22 PM.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by 1_v8_merc View Post
                  The title of your thread should have been "Kickstand Down! Kickstand Down! (And the adventures of my new Dictionary!)"
                  Doh. Perhaps I should put a poor writing label warning on it.

                  And for clarification, I only looked in the dictionary...errr thesaurus twice... :P

                  Nic
                  Last edited by niclpnut; 03-28-2012, 08:43 PM.
                  83 GS1100ES rebuild:

                  http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=170032

                  Budget GSXR Conversion:

                  http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=200563

                  New to me bike: 2008 B-KING

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                    #10
                    Speaking as member of said beserker clan, Very cool story disp**** shoulda put his kickstand up. But I do love riding sans helmet and jacket, sometimes I even go sans shirt and just cruise in shorts and deck shoes.

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                      #11
                      To each their own. I've had road rash and lost a friend who didn't wear a helmet.

                      Sucked to watch the guy almost dump it cause his kickstand was down going 70 on the highway. Was worried for his safety and the safety of those around him.
                      83 GS1100ES rebuild:

                      http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=170032

                      Budget GSXR Conversion:

                      http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=200563

                      New to me bike: 2008 B-KING

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by niclpnut View Post
                        To each their own. I've had road rash and lost a friend who didn't wear a helmet.

                        Sucked to watch the guy almost dump it cause his kickstand was down going 70 on the highway. Was worried for his safety and the safety of those around him.
                        Ive laid em down, hit deer, dogs, and a turtle once. I am scuffed scarred and broken, but aint cracked my noggin yet.

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                          #13
                          Nicely written and entertaining story there, nic. Hopefully the kickstand kamikaze arrived at his destination in one piece... and replaced his middle finger gesture with a thumbs up in your direction.
                          '80 GS1000ST
                          '92 ZX-11
                          Past rides: '79 GS1000SN, '84 GPZ900R

                          http://totalrider.com/

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                            #14
                            Great story and I'd like to think he probably cussed himself out for disrespecting you after that was done.
                            Cowboy Up or Quit. - Run Free Lou and Rest in Peace

                            1981 GS550T - My First
                            1981 GS550L - My Eldest Daughter's - Now Sold
                            2007 GSF1250SA Bandit - My touring bike

                            Sit tall in the saddle Hold your head up high
                            Keep your eyes fixed where the trail meets the sky and live like you ain't afraid to die
                            and don't be scared, just enjoy your ride - Chris Ledoux, "The Ride"

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Blastr2783 View Post
                              Speaking as member of said beserker clan, Very cool story disp**** shoulda put his kickstand up. But I do love riding sans helmet and jacket, sometimes I even go sans shirt and just cruise in shorts and deck shoes.
                              HEHE... You are kidding right?
                              No signature :(

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