I don't remember exactly what the car did to offend me (it probably cut me off), but I was offended. I gave a nice firm kick to it's right rear fender with my big clunky Frye boot before opening the throttle through a couple of gears.
My experience had been that when I redlined that bike through a couple of the lower gears, whatever was behind me was in the past, never to be seen or heard from again. I continued down the same boulevard without giving the incident a second thought.
Did you ever get the feeling you were being followed? As I slowed for a red light, I had that feeling. I stopped for the light, but a car shot by my left and screeched to a halt in the middle of the intersection.
When I had kicked that car, I had no idea who was in it. For all I knew, the driver was alone. Now I knew there were at least three other people. How did I know that? I simply counted the number of baseball bats being held high out the car windows as it skidded by me into the intersection.
Sharp as a whistle, I thought, "Mmm...teenage boys...not good." I didn't panic for two reasons: my trusty 903 was idling between my legs, and there were still a few feet between them and me. As I was wearing a leather jacket and a full face helmet, I briefly considered continuing straight through them, but wisely decided otherwise. I calmly made a u-turn thinking, "You caught up to me once, you won't do it twice."
I let the big four do it's thing and never saw them again. Moral of the story: Think before you kick. Or count before you kick? Better yet, just don't kick.
A month later I was at a party. Someone said, "Have you met Joe yet? He's got a 900 KAW also, but he doesn't ride it any more." Joe was sitting on a couch and didn't get up when we were introduced. One of his legs ended at the knee. Joe and his KZ had tangled with a van (Joe lost).
1982 GS1100e
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