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    From '79 to '89, I rode a '73 Z1. I was well aware of the bike's handling deficiencies - this bike was literally a widow maker - I bought it from my cousin's best friend's widow. And it's high speed wobble had caused me to drop it on the Long Island Expressway at about 70 mph. But when you're 22 you feel invincible.

    I don't remember exactly what the car did to offend me (it probably cut me off), but I was offended. I gave a nice firm kick to it's right rear fender with my big clunky Frye boot before opening the throttle through a couple of gears.

    My experience had been that when I redlined that bike through a couple of the lower gears, whatever was behind me was in the past, never to be seen or heard from again. I continued down the same boulevard without giving the incident a second thought.

    Did you ever get the feeling you were being followed? As I slowed for a red light, I had that feeling. I stopped for the light, but a car shot by my left and screeched to a halt in the middle of the intersection.

    When I had kicked that car, I had no idea who was in it. For all I knew, the driver was alone. Now I knew there were at least three other people. How did I know that? I simply counted the number of baseball bats being held high out the car windows as it skidded by me into the intersection.

    Sharp as a whistle, I thought, "Mmm...teenage boys...not good." I didn't panic for two reasons: my trusty 903 was idling between my legs, and there were still a few feet between them and me. As I was wearing a leather jacket and a full face helmet, I briefly considered continuing straight through them, but wisely decided otherwise. I calmly made a u-turn thinking, "You caught up to me once, you won't do it twice."

    I let the big four do it's thing and never saw them again. Moral of the story: Think before you kick. Or count before you kick? Better yet, just don't kick.

    A month later I was at a party. Someone said, "Have you met Joe yet? He's got a 900 KAW also, but he doesn't ride it any more." Joe was sitting on a couch and didn't get up when we were introduced. One of his legs ended at the knee. Joe and his KZ had tangled with a van (Joe lost).

    1982 GS1100e
    Last edited by Rob S.; 01-04-2014, 07:10 PM.
    1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

    2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

    #2
    Good story. Sad joe lost his leg though
    .at least he lived to tell the tale

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      #3
      The point of it all escapes me.
      Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

      I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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        #4
        Keep your legs

        Just a true story. For me the point is keep my legs to myself.
        1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

        2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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          #5
          I have been tempted to retaliate at cars, but usually just try to escape.

          A guy I know used to live in a really nasty part of Philly and cars were always cutting him off on his bike, so he would stop and break their mirrors off. I'm amazed he is still alive.
          http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...ine=1352313915
          1979 GS1000

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            #6
            I, too, was intrigued by the story, but lost on the point.
            If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

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              #7
              Baby food

              I remember reading somewhere (Hunter Thompson's Hell's Angels?) about guys carrying little glass baby food jars filled with black paint to toss at car windshields.
              1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

              2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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