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    #16
    Rob, I think you are having waaayyyy too much fun with this thread.


    Larry

    '79 GS 1000E
    '93 Honda ST 1100 SOLD-- now residing in Arizona.
    '18 Triumph Tiger 800 (gone too soon)
    '19 Triumph Tiger 800 Christmas 2018 to me from me.
    '01 BMW R1100RL project purchased from a friend, now for sale.

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      #17
      Hopefully Mr. Ellis isn't coming from Kanada?
      2@ \'78 GS1000

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        #18
        More like Nigeria, I suspect.
        1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

        2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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          #19
          Attention: Beneficiary Mr. Robert,

          Good Morning to you, I'm very sorry for the little delay getting back to you now. Actually I was making all necessary arrangements on how to ship or handle your consignment package to you. But firstly you need to mail the package delivery clearance permit certificate obtaining the fee to my secretary name and address today. Then I can use the money to obtain and procure the needed clearance permit certificate immediately. I will definitely send my location to the airport authorities as soon as possible to acquire the clearance permit certificate document in your name. and I will forward you the copy of the documentation paid. And be rest assured that you must get or receive your real consignment shipment package as I stated and guaranteed.

          You are hereby advised to send the package delivery clearance and Non-inspection cost of $550. today. So that your real consignment package can be delivered or picked up by you. Once we have the clearance permit certificate document at hand to claim and clear the package.

          This is the payment information where to send the fee needed. Through USPS express delivery cash mailing address. Send it to post office cash mailing within US to US. USPS express delivery.


          Secretary Name: Linda Sue Adams,
          Address: 1035 E 57Th PL. Unit 9- Tulsa, Oklahoma 74105. USA,

          After making the payment today/tomorrow. Please send the payment receipt copy. For confirmation and clarification.

          Thank you so much and have a nice day.

          I wait to hear from you very urgently.

          Mr. Garry Ellis.
          Head Officer-in-Charge
          Administrative Service Inspection Unit.



          Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy smartphone

















          1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

          2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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            #20
            I feel like sending Linda Sue 55 cents or something just to keep them hanging on. And it's such a pleasure to correspond with someone who has as great a command of the English language as Garry Ellis.
            1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

            2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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              #21
              I like to make a game out of how long I can keep them on the phone messing with them ..... My record is 23 minutes with the " Grandpa I'm in jail and need bail money " guy .....
              Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time1983 GS 750
              https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4256/3...8bf549ee_t.jpghttps://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4196/3...cab9f62d_t.jpg

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                #22
                I wonder what goods the Real Company make.
                Mighty ju-ju in "Real", I've no doubt the goods are tangible and not Fake. He's very reassuring, Mr Ellis.
                ---- Dave

                Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of a car window

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                  #23
                  Dear Mr. Ellis,

                  I'm a little confused. Is Linda Sue Adams in Tulsa, Oklahoma, or Austin, Texas?​
                  1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                  2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                    #24

                    Attention: Beneficiary Mr. Robert,


                    Thanks for your email response, And there's absolutely nothing to be confused about here, You have to follow up my instructions, To enable you to receive your real consignment package immediately, Be informed this is the correct name and address where to send the money now. Linda Sue Adams,

                    Address: 1035 E 57Th PL. Unit 9- Tulsa, Oklahoma 74105. USA,



                    You are hereby advised to send the package delivery clearance and Non-inspection cost of $550. today. So that your real consignment package can be delivered or picked up by you. Once we have the clearance permit certificate document at hand to claim and clear the package.

                    This is the payment information where to

                    1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                    2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                      #25
                      For those just tuning in, there are 2 boxes, each containing $4 million in $100 dollar bills. Total of $8 million, and all I have to layout is $550. They are "real, guaranteed and have nothing to do with scam."
                      1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                      2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                        #26
                        Dear Mr. Ellis,

                        Both of my brothers are trying to convince me not to send you the $550. They say that when something sounds too good to be true, it rarely is. I don't know what the truth is anymore, or who to trust.​
                        1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                        2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                          #27
                          Oh, no! I think I may have scared him off.
                          1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                          2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                            #28
                            Christmas is in 11 days, delivery may depend on if you've been naughty or nice.
                            1983 GS1100E, 1983 CB1100F, 1991 GSX1100G, 1996 Kaw. ZL600 Eliminator, 1999 Bandit 1200S, 2005 Bandit 1200S, 2000 Kaw. ZRX 1100

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                              #29
                              Send the $550 in pennies if they pay the postage?
                              ‘Solomon Gundi’ thought he was on to a good thing when he emailed a 22-year-old Limerick student
                              97 R1100R
                              Previous
                              80 GS850G, 79 Z400B, 85 R100RT, 80 Z650D, 76 CB200

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                                #30
                                Mr. Garry Ellis
                                Head Officer-in-Charge
                                Administrative Service Inspection Unit

                                Mr. Ellis,

                                I can only afford $500 right now. Would that be sufficient to obtain the package delivery clearance certificate? Please inform me as soon as possible.

                                Mr. Robert​
                                1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                                2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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