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    #31

    Attention: Beneficiary Mr. Robert,


    Thanks for your email response, I want you to know that I was authorized and approved to deliver these consignment packages to your house address. And there's nothing nobody can do about it. Okay, Trust me as I trust you also, and let's work together as one party to achieve this goal and aim. Don't allow anyone, even your brothers, to prevent you from receiving your real consignment shipment, I guess they aren't happy because you will be richer than them in a few days from now. Because I'm giving you 100% assurance and guaranteed to get this package immediately. Count on me and I will never disappoint you in any way at all. and I will make sure that you get this package successfully without any delay at all.
    1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

    2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Rob S. View Post
      Attention: Beneficiary Mr. Robert,


      Thanks for your email response, I want you to know that I was authorized and approved to deliver these consignment packages to your house address. And there's nothing nobody can do about it. Okay, Trust me as I trust you also, and let's work together as one party to achieve this goal and aim. Don't allow anyone, even your brothers, to prevent you from receiving your real consignment shipment, I guess they aren't happy because you will be richer than them in a few days from now. Because I'm giving you 100% assurance and guaranteed to get this package immediately. Count on me and I will never disappoint you in any way at all. and I will make sure that you get this package successfully without any delay at all.
      He's obviously an honest bloke, why not send him a couple of grand for four of these boxes?
      ---- Dave

      Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of a car window

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        #33
        Originally posted by Grimly View Post

        He's obviously an honest bloke, why not send him a couple of grand for four of these boxes?
        Only 2 are "guaranteed real." The other 2 could be fake.
        1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

        2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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          #34
          Dang, be more optimistic, if all 4 are real, just think of the deal you would have.
          1983 GS1100E, 1983 CB1100F, 1991 GSX1100G, 1996 Kaw. ZL600 Eliminator, 1999 Bandit 1200S, 2005 Bandit 1200S, 2000 Kaw. ZRX 1100

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            #35
            Ask him to include one of his daughters to seal the deal.

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              #36

              Attention: Beneficiary Mr. Robert,


              Thanks for your email response, And I want you to send the $500. and I will help you complete the balance money. And be rest assured that I will deliver and bring your real funds consignment shipment within 48-hours without any delay.




              Once again we urge and advise you to re-confirm your delivery information. for proper verification and clarification:

              1. Your Full Name
              2. Your Current Address
              3. Your Cell Phone Number
              4. Your Delivery Method
              5. Your Age & Occupation






              You are hereby advised to send the $500. and it will be sufficient to obtain the package clearance permit certificate.





              Secretary Name: Linda Sue Adams,
              Address: 1035 E 57Th PL. Unit 9- Tulsa, Oklahoma 74105. USA,

              After making the payment today/tomorrow. Please send the payment

              1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

              2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                #37
                What a nice guy. If I put up $500, he'll pay the remaining $50 right out of his own pocket.

                And maybe he's right about my brothers. Maybe they're just jealous that no one offered them $8 million for only $500.
                1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                  #38
                  Aw shucks, I saw you'd posted and thought maybe you'd got the package,... now I'm disappointed
                  1983 GS1100E, 1983 CB1100F, 1991 GSX1100G, 1996 Kaw. ZL600 Eliminator, 1999 Bandit 1200S, 2005 Bandit 1200S, 2000 Kaw. ZRX 1100

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                    #39
                    Guys, when I get the $8 million, I'm going to be VERY generous with you all. Why not send me $100 as a down payment? I GUARANTEE I am real. Last time I checked, at least.
                    1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                    2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                      #40
                      This is too good, I can't let him go yet. My next idea is to say my brothers have locked my bank account, and $400 is all the cash I can come up with. Unless somebody has a better idea? I was thinking of maybe getting a little racial, asking him to assure me that he's white like me. Or maybe throwing religion into the mix, telling him that if he were an atheist I would not be able to trust him.

                      This is too good - he'll go wherever I lead him. Ideas? Or just knock him down to $400 for the next round?
                      1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                      2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                        #41
                        I'd suggest that your bank won't release any money from your trust account unless you pay some fees up front, so if he'd be good enough to forward some cash, that would make things go easily.
                        ---- Dave

                        Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of a car window

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                          #42
                          That's a good idea. Tell him to send you $100 dollars in any denomination. That way you'll have something to frame.

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                            #43
                            Mr. Garry Ellis,

                            There is one thing that I must know before we get any further involved. I must know that you are a God fearing man, that you believe in God the father, the son and the holy mist. I can not trust a man who doesn't fear God. If you are an atheist, or a pagan, then I would not consider you trustworthy.

                            Awaiting your reply,

                            Robert​
                            1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                            2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                              #44
                              The "Holy Mist" Say what? I'm Catholic and that's a new one of me. That's a quadruplicate, The Father, the Son,The Holy Spirit, and The Holy Mist. Not touching that one with a 10' foot pole joke, too close to blasphemy.

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                                #45
                                Originally posted by Suzukian View Post
                                The "Holy Mist" Say what?
                                Yeah, I came up with that myself. Being that he's struggling with English, I figure he'll just think he's learned a new word for spirit. Be funny if he starts using it and it catches on in his circle. Just call me L. Rob Hubbard.

                                But I bet he starts to drool when he reads my message. Religious believers are just the type he's fishing for.

                                1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                                2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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