I had (insert long fancy surgery name here) ear surgery done tuesday.
Had the world's prettiest anesthesiologist. had two but the guy from RSA weren't near as pretty as the gal. nice accent though.
I had a glomus tympanicum tumour removed successfully in a 200 minute op.
I guess I've never been under that long cos they actively made efforts to bring me around in the recovery area.
I woke up to melty Daliesque images of the ward and its occupants as well as a smallish group of fully armed ransacking vikings.
I was warning Alfred of Wessex of the danger when a nurse offered me a popsicle. They had no root beer which clearly demonstrates the ineffectiveness of universal health care coverage.
Mango had to suffice. Which is just as well cos saying mango in an ethereal state repeatedly is soothing to the the self as well as assuring to the medical staff that you're fit as a fiddle.
During the 200 minutes the 5 person team removed the nasty little drumming blob of vascular tissue and were able to save my auricular chain. The bones are often eroded to the point of total destruction by the tumours so a bit of a miracle.
I got a little yellow "passport" from Kurz a german prosthetic maker to present at future MRI exams.
9 years of fear and rage inducing pulsatile tinnitus gone I hope forever. The beating was so intense as to produce fight or flight response. I assure you being terrified and or enraged almost instantly by a very small angry lump of tissue is hell.
Worst case was the tumour would bleed profusely requiring a rapid and destructive op ending with my ear sutured over and functional deafness for life.
But by god er um rather skillfully applied science they fixed me.
The titanium reinforcement is 3mm x .2 mm. The deft and steady hands it takes to work in the space a sugar cube occupies boggles the mind. To attach so small a device to a 59 r old linkage of miniscule bones is beyond amazing.
No nausea no dizziness just inexplicable Vikings. They're still here three days later but I think it wise to keep that to myself. At least I can't smell them.
Then there is the ear ache and the gash in back of my ear that presently looks like a moccasin seam.
Packing comes out in three weeks but already I can hear low frequency sounds transmitting through my skull and cartilage. The packing is doubtless cutting and mid or high tones but time will tell. I suspect I have improved the excursion of my eardrum was fully blocked.
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