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    Denmark taxes pharts

    Yes....this is true.
    Denmark is about to start taxing farm flatulence .

    It is a tail of two gasses.





    Here is the link:

    https://ca.yahoo.com/news/flatulent-cows-pigs-face-carbon-104711905.html
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    #2
    Ya know what happens when flatulence travels north and collides with taxes traveling south......thing called a tornado.....or a smelling VORTEX !! LOL

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      #3
      I get the principle of carbon taxes but this one is a tad on the orbiting Pluto side of things. Does Denmark think they are going to create a country full of vegans ?
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        #4
        I predict Denmark will become a nation of chicken and ostrich farmers.
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          #5
          Do chickens and ostriches not phart?
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            rich, to be honest, I've not listen for nor investigated to find out.
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              My question in who is the poor schmuck that gets the job of monitoring this?............
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                #8
                Originally posted by Rich82GS750TZ View Post
                Do chickens and ostriches not phart?
                That is correct. eh eh Instead of saying, "that'll be a cold day in Hell", you can say, "When chickens fart"".
                Last edited by earlfor; 06-26-2024, 04:16 PM.
                Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

                I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by earlfor View Post
                  I predict Denmark will become a nation of chicken and ostrich farmers.
                  ………,,,,,ooooooooooooo,,,,,
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                    #10
                    I also used to believe that all the methane being emitted by cows was from their rears. Makes sense, right?

                    Turns out that "belching," as the news always referred to it, was not a euphemism for flatulence. The vast majority of the methane cows expel comes out their mouths. Has to do with ruminating, cud and multiple stomachs. Cows are just plain smelly. I prefer mine dead.

                    I'll be feasting on sauteed ground cow in marinara sauce with tons of mozzarella tonight. If you look closely, you'll discover pasta in that mix. Cow every night at my table. Vegetables? French fries!
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                      Originally posted by rphillips View Post
                      rich, to be honest, I've not listen for nor investigated to find out.
                      It's like chicken lips. You don't gotta kiss 'em to know they're real.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by marvinsc View Post
                        My question in who is the poor schmuck that gets the job of monitoring this?............
                        Apparently, you're not a member of the chicken farters union?
                        Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

                        I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by earlfor View Post

                          Apparently, you're not a member of the chicken farters union?
                          The chickens are self reporting maybe? Tempting some to set up offshore accounts?
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