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Hmmm, cheese and spam sandwich, with Branston pickle and a glass of scrapple!
Now that's livin'!
 
?????????? ?????? ?? ??????? ?????? ????? ???????????????, ? ????????? ??????????, ??? ??????! ??????????????? ? ?????????? ??????? ?????????? ?????, ?????? ?? ???????????! ???? ?????? ? 1995 ?. Spam-hosting - 200$ ???. ?????????? ??????? ??? ????-??????? - ?? 500$ ???. ????-?????? (?? 10 ???. ????? ? ?????) - ?? 600$ ???. Email-???????? - 1 ???. ???????????? ????? - 150$ ICQ-???????? - 1 ???. ???????????? ????????? - 150$ SMS-???????? - 0,02$ ?? 1 ?????????. ???????? ?? ??????? (????? 30 ???. ????????????? ? ??????????) - 100$ ???????? PR (google) ? ?? (??????) ? ??????? ? ????? ???, ??????????????? ????? ? ????? ?????????? ?? ?????? 10 ??????? ?? ????????? ???? ??????! ??????????? ? ????????? ????????, ???????, ?????????. ???? ??????????. ???????, ??????? ? ????????, ????????, dedicated servers, ?????????? ???????, ??????????? ???????, ????-???????, sms, icq, ???-??????, email-???????? Email: spam@brestmarket.com ICQ: 337229232

Wow. I could not have said that better myself if I'd practiced....
 
?????????? ?????? ?? ??????? ?????? ????? ???????????????, ? ????????? ??????????, ??? ??????! ??????????????? ? ?????????? ??????? ?????????? ?????, ?????? ?? ???????????! ???? ?????? ? 1995 ?. Spam-hosting - 200$ ???. ?????????? ??????? ??? ????-??????? - ?? 500$ ???. ????-?????? (?? 10 ???. ????? ? ?????) - ?? 600$ ???. Email-???????? - 1 ???. ???????????? ????? - 150$ ICQ-???????? - 1 ???. ???????????? ????????? - 150$ SMS-???????? - 0,02$ ?? 1 ?????????. ???????? ?? ??????? (????? 30 ???. ????????????? ? ??????????) - 100$ ???????? PR (google) ? ?? (??????) ? ??????? ? ????? ???, ??????????????? ????? ? ????? ?????????? ?? ?????? 10 ??????? ?? ????????? ???? ??????! ??????????? ? ????????? ????????, ???????, ?????????. ???? ??????????. ???????, ??????? ? ????????, ????????, dedicated servers, ?????????? ???????, ??????????? ???????, ????-???????, sms, icq, ???-??????, email-???????? Email: spam@brestmarket.com ICQ: 337229232

My dad and I sat down and had a man-to-man talk about this the other day...

Hap
 
Aw C'mon guys. Its really pretty simple. All it says is, 1979 GS 550 for sale.
$3000.00 Ran when parked in 1980, but not moved since. No rust in tank. gas has solidified and tree growing through forks. Well,.... bike actually embedded in tree at present. Condition normal for a bike this age. Some discoloration in paint and probably will need a battery. This is a collectors bike. Price firm. Only selling because wife says I have too many bikes with trees in them.

E. :-)
 
I believe he was just explaining the finer points of Spam.

See illustration below:

spam.jpg


Amazing what you can find on a Google image search....

Dan :D
 
I believe he was just explaining the finer points of Spam.

See illustration below:

spam.jpg


Amazing what you can find on a Google image search....

Dan :D

I remember something about SPAM only being eaten with a Spork....
sporkk.gif
 
Ïðåäëàãàåì ïîìîùü ïî ðåêëàìå Âàøåãî ñàéòà ÏÐÎÔÅÑÑÈÎÍÀËÜÍÎ, Ñ ÃÀÐÀÍÒÈÅÉ ÐÅÇÓËÜÒÀÒÀ, ÁÅÇ ÎÁÌÀÍÀ! Ïðîôåññèîíàëüíî è îïåðàòèâíî ñîçäàåì ðàáîòàþùèå ñàéòû, äåëàåì èõ ïðèáûëüíûìè! Îïûò ðàáîòû ñ 1995 ã.
(Here is is saying he is upset because has a small wang and suffers from little man's disease.)



Spam-hosting - 200$ ìåñ. Âûäåëåííûå ñåðâåðà ïîä ñïàì-õîñòèíã - îò 500$ ìåñ. Ñïàì-ìàøèíû (äî 10 ìëí. ïèñåì â ñóòêè) - îò 600$ ìåñ. Email-ðàññûëêà - 1 ìëí. ÄÎÑÒÀÂËÅÍÍÛÕ ïèñåì - 150$ ICQ-ðàññûëêà - 1 ìëí. ÄÎÑÒÀÂËÅÍÍÛÕ ñîîáùåíèé - 150$ SMS-ðàññûëêà - 0,02$ çà 1 ñîîáùåíèå. Ðàññûëêà ïî ôîðóìàì
(Here he is saying he has just purchased a clapped out 1980 GS450 that doesn't start, and the charging system doesn't work. He want's to know if anyone will take a Russian PayPal transfer in exchange for fixing his bike)


(áîëåå 30 òûñ. ðóññêîÿçû÷íûõ è èíîÿçû÷íûõ) - 100$ Ïîäíÿòèå PR (google) è ÈÖ (ÿíäåêñ) â äåñÿòêè è ñîòíè ðàç, ãàðàíòèðîâàííûé âûâîä â ëþáîì ïîèñêîâèêå äî ïåðâûõ 10 ïîçèöèé ïî âûáðàííûì Âàìè ñëîâàì! Ïðîäâèæåíèå â ïîèñêîâûõ ñèñòåìàõ, ôîðóìàõ, êàòàëîãàõ. Öåíà äîãîâîðíàÿ.
(Here he is saying he is mad because he doesn't understand English, and says all americans are lazy, computer geeks)



õîñòèíã, ðåêëàìà â èíòåðíåò, ðàññûëêè, dedicated servers, âûäåëåííûå ñåðâåðà, ðåãèñòðàöèÿ äîìåíîâ, ñïàì-õîñòèíã, sms, icq, âåá-äèçàéí, email-ðàññûëêè Email: spam@brestmarket.com
(and lastly he is saying he has just had a gender change surgeory, and now is female.) :)
 
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