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Something that can only come from our fine Southern friends the Aussies:

Start Ya Bastard starter fluid.

I'm having a friend of mine in Melbourne send me a can, shipping be damned. That has to be on my shelf.
 
There's a can on my workshop bench, in the back of my 4WD (SUV), one in my farm truck and one in our business workshop. Best thing since sliced bread.




Oh and Simon, XXXX tastes like horse **** :) (I'd rather drink the starter fluid).
 
This Automotive Gremlin Removing spray also works rather well. You just apply it to any part of your machine that is malfunctioning and it fixes it instantly:eek:








I bloody wish:D
 
Any chance that company, with it's excellent reputation for making a product that works, would consider manufacturing a combination stator and R/R kit for our bikes? They could call it: (drum roll please)






















(wait for it)
























"CHARGE, YA BASTARD!"


It'd slot in perfectly to their product line! :lol:;)

(I know ... it was predictable - hehe!)
 
Very good Planecrazy:D I just had to replace my generator coils and r/r as well:mad:
 
Horse p*ss,horse p*ss you say!I'll be stopping in on the way to the Island Zooks,and I'll bring a can of DRINK YA BASTARD and we'll see how you go.Cheers,Simon.:D
 
and don't forget the... it ain't working, scratch'n yer head... wtf ya barstard.
 
Horse p*ss,horse p*ss you say!I'll be stopping in on the way to the Island Zooks,and I'll bring a can of DRINK YA BASTARD and we'll see how you go.Cheers,Simon.:D

You guys only write XXXX on your cans & bottles because you don't know how to spell beer. :rolleyes:

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I can so to speil bia,an tork proper.Anyway,XXXX IS how you spell beer.Cheers,Simon.:p
 
I could use some of the XXXXbeer to wash down the food my wife just served from the
"DIE, YA BASTARD!" restaurant.:eek:

Oh Sh*t here she comes...gotta go

Ouch!!!

Too Late!
 
Gotta get a can of SYB for the BSA...

of course everyone knows BSA stands for BASTARD STOPPED AGAIN. :p
 
I could use some of the XXXXbeer to wash down the food my wife just served from the
"DIE, YA BASTARD!" restaurant.:eek:

Oh Sh*t here she comes...gotta go

Ouch!!!

Too Late!
Way too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loved it...

***edit*** still chuckling.....
 
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I could go for some DRINK YA BASTARD right about now, as long as it doesn't result in the diurnal methane production like the XXXX does... :-k:oops:
 
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