Several issues here, let's address them:
Yes I have the mm readings on the guages and yes they have both on them.
In that case you have INCH feelers, please use the INCH markings, not the metric ones.
I guess I was wondering how this bike could have started and ran with dirty carbs AND zero valve gap.
You don't know that it has ZERO gap, only that it has less than you can measure. There might be .03mm, which is allowed, but you can't measure it, so you don't know.
I also woke up wondering if the paper towels I shoved in the spark plug holes could create enough back pressure to push the shims up to where it appears there is no gap.
Why do you have paper towels stuffed in the spark plug holes while you are turning the crank? :-k
Even so, having paper towels in there is NOT going to create ANY pressure in the cylinder, and certainly not enough to move the valves. The valves are stopped in their travel by the edge of the valve sitting on the valve seat, and nothing short of physical impact from the piston

is going to make it move any farther. Certainly not any "pressure" from a paper towel.
....makes me feel more assured of the fact that i really will need new shims. BUT if there is zero gap, could there actually be less than a zero gap?
Again, you don't know that it's "zero gap", only that it's less than you can measure. And yes, it's possible that something has happened to make it "less than zero".
Meaning, if I order shims that are .08mm thinner than the ones on the bike....would I definetily be at about .08mm gap?
You can't order shims that are .08mm thinner than what you have, they come in increments of .05mm, which happens to be the entire range of clearance spec.
Recommended procedure:
Inventory your shims. Remove one shim, inspect (or measure) the size, record it. Put it back in place. Continue until you have all sizes recorded. Determine which is your thinnest shim. Remove it, replace it with a quarter. Yes, that's a 25-cent coin. Move that thinnest shim to another location, measure the clearance, record it. You might have too much clearance now, but at least you can measure it and compare it to the size of the shim that you have in there now, and KNOW what shim size you will need.
Those of us that work on "new" bikes relatively often will have a thinner "checking shim" that we use instead of a quarter. (Don't forget to get your quarter back out.)
Also note that all of this effort is only necessary ONE TIME on this engine. After you get done, you will KNOW what shims are in there (especially if you get my spreadsheet
) so it will be a simple matter of looking to see which clearances are approaching the minimum level, noting the shim size that's in there, and ordering the next smaller shim ahead of time so you have it handy when you do your valve check.
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