Craigslist "funnies"

[old_skool]

Don't get me wrong, choppers, bobbers, cafe, are fine when done right, but just to destroy a bike, being in way over your head, or even if you could finish it and get bored thats just a waste. Sorry, but can't wrap my mind around street fighters or rat bikes when they say it's supposed to look like sh%%! Laying a bike down is not supposed to be the norm.

 

[old_skool]

only $300, what a deal



http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/2965744477.html

 

[cowboyup3371]

That one would be side-splitting funny if it was made for something other than his kid...seriously, bicycle forks?

 

[Steve]

only $300, what a deal
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/2965744477.html

Looks good to me.

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[old_skool]

That one would be side-splitting funny if it was made for something other than his kid...seriously, bicycle forks?

I'm still laughing, it's nice to have one so funny instead of just sad, I laughed for 5 minutes before I could post it.

 

[Chrkut]

Not a funny but;

Not a funny but;

Man, I wish I had an extra 1600 laying around This would fit righti n with my '82 450 L. That green can go though.

http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/2971765026.html



1982 GS Suzuki 1100 L This is a shaft drive bike that used to have a fairing on it, which I removed and added a conventional headlight, signals and horn. NEWLY INSPECTED with a new tire in front, back tire is good. New battery. Added a 4 in 1 header and jetted the carbs, painted the bike and now here it is for sale. 33,000 miles, runs good, will soon need a clutch, If you crank on it too hard the clutch will slip. It's a heavy old school bike and I don't recommend it for a beginner or a lightweight and you should have a working knowledge on GS's. It will save you money working on your own stuff, especially these older bikes. Right now it's good and ready to go to a new owner as I bought a newer model. I'm not interested in trades or low ball numbers. No free rides. Come with cash in hand. Will not hold it for anyone! Clear title in hand! $1650.00 717-572-0939

 

[850GT_Rider]

only $300, what a deal



http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/2965744477.html

Gotta give the seller SOME credit, must have really large ones to publicly advertise it as a 'chopper'

 

[850GT_Rider]

Man, I wish I had an extra 1600 laying around This would fit righti n with my '82 450 L. That green can go though.

http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/2971765026.html



1982 GS Suzuki 1100 L This is a shaft drive bike that used to have a fairing on it, which I removed and added a conventional headlight, signals and horn. NEWLY INSPECTED with a new tire in front, back tire is good. New battery. Added a 4 in 1 header and jetted the carbs, painted the bike and now here it is for sale. 33,000 miles, runs good, will soon need a clutch, If you crank on it too hard the clutch will slip. It's a heavy old school bike and I don't recommend it for a beginner or a lightweight and you should have a working knowledge on GS's. It will save you money working on your own stuff, especially these older bikes. Right now it's good and ready to go to a new owner as I bought a newer model. I'm not interested in trades or low ball numbers. No free rides. Come with cash in hand. Will not hold it for anyone! Clear title in hand! $1650.00 717-572-0939

OR it's got the wrong oil in it - although you wouldn't think so, given the apparent knowledge of GS's.

Nice 'mod' on the sidewinder, to clear the brake pedal...

 

[old_skool]

Man, I wish I had an extra 1600 laying around This would fit right in with my '82 450 L. That green can go though.

http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/2971765026.html

Yeah, as wisgolfer59 eluded to, the clutch is probably fine, wrong engine oil, and/or weak clutch springs, or just plain adjusted improperly. A tad high priced, but not a bad condition bike.

 

[Toasty]

Hahahaha, he can't be serious

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/mcy/2970112228.html

 

[mike_of_bbg]

Not a GS, but still. Four large for an ugly hardtail bobber with a 2 qt. tank. Well, at least the front brake is still on this one...

http://blacksburg.craigslist.org/mcy/2976633461.html

79 xs 650 bobber has tc bros hardtail new lowbrow customs gas tank new mikuni carbs new battery and voltage regulator new trottle cable new risers and bushings kick start only it also come with two set of handle bars and another gas tank fun bike to ride one of a kind if interested call me

 

[Tim Tom]

Gives the phrase "Off the back of the truck" a new lease on life...

http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/2949981302.html

 

[old_skool]

Gives the phrase "Off the back of the truck" a new lease on life...

http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/2949981302.html

You'd be lucky if they are real leather, and even if they are, unless he owns a shop that going out of business or reducing inventory, they're probably cheap Chinese knockoffs and the stitching probably won't last a year.

 

[bccap]

Nicest Harley I've seen !

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/mcy/2979004175.html

 

[MisterCinders]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2977021049.html

Some may be a valve adjustment away from a cheap bike.

 

[kerrfunk]

funny craigslist ad:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2977737272.html

 

[old_skool]

funny craigslist ad:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2977737272.html

nothing....someone flagged it

 

[kerrfunk]

The whole ad is a picture... let me see if I can post it:

click here for a larger picture. don't forget to zoom

 

[Toasty]

Hahahahaha awesome :lol:

 

[kerrfunk]

Funny, I drove a Grand Am for a few years. I enjoyed that car but as I recall they have predictable failures around 92,000 miles and I was right around there. Got rid of that baby before it was too late!