Craigslist "funnies"

[ram]

Costly GS400

Costly GS400

1981 Suzuki GS 400 - Cafe Racer - $2500 (Dundas and Church)
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/mcy/2914183470.html
This person has got it for $2500 and added $1000 and now he is selling it.

 

[bonanzadave]

Im shopping for a lawn mower.

I came across this and said...

WTF ?

REALLY ?

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/grd/2975354813.html

 

[SVSooke]

One more
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1983-Honda-cb1100f_17256844
$5000 - 1983 Honda cb1100fReport Ad

Malahat (including Shawnigan Lake & Mill Bay) (View Map)

A great superbike from the 1980s A rare and desirable model with a great riding position. Has a Corbin seat and a stock sport-touring fairing in matching colours( not currently on the bike). Good opportunity to own a landmark bike in excellent condition. The original metallic red paint has not faded like red tends to do. Has not run for several years, Just had the carbs redone. Needs a new battery. I have to make room for a new hobby car coming in next weekend. Make me an offer. I bought one new in 1983( not this one) and they are awesome bikes with tons of mid range power. $5000 obo



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Really!!???

 

[trevor]

Really?!?!?
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/K-Z-1000_17260363

 

[850GT_Rider]

that'll buff right out.....

Im shopping for a lawn mower.

I came across this and said...

WTF ?

REALLY ?

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/grd/2975354813.html

 

[cowboyup3371]

If the point of doing these is to make it their own, how do they run out of time?

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/2995143626.html

83 suzuki gs550 bobber project (New lebanon)

Date: 2012-05-06, 5:28PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]


I have a 1983 suzuki gs550 with a clean and clear title, started out as a bobber project but ran out of time for it. It needs a few things but you can hear it run. no battery but i have one to hook to it so you can hear it run. have alot of the original parts...lights, seat,fender, seat is in good shape, tires are newer, motor runs good only thing wrong is it leaks a little oil where the stater case gasket might be cracked. the pit cock on the fuel tank might need cleaned or rebuilt as well. like i said its a project but it does run and you can hear it run. just dont have time for it anymore.
text or call 937-901-5982
will sell or trade.
i do have all the parts that arent in this picture, headlight, seat, fender, extra steel fender, etc. can send more pictures too

 

[trevor]

I wonder if the leathers come with the bike? If I ever showed this pic to my wife she would NEVER get on the bike with me.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/mcy/2999522525.html

 

[old_skool]

If the point of doing these is to make it their own, how do they run out of time?

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/2995143626.html

83 suzuki gs550 bobber project (New lebanon)

Date: 2012-05-06, 5:28PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]


I have a 1983 suzuki gs550 with a clean and clear title, started out as a bobber project but ran out of time for it. It needs a few things but you can hear it run. no battery but i have one to hook to it so you can hear it run. have a lot of the original parts...lights, seat,fender, seat is in good shape, tires are newer, motor runs good only thing wrong is it leaks a little oil where the stater case gasket might be cracked. the pit cock on the fuel tank might need cleaned or rebuilt as well. like i said its a project but it does run and you can hear it run. just don't have time for it anymore.
text or call 937-901-5982
will sell or trade.
i do have all the parts that aren't in this picture, headlight, seat, fender, extra steel fender, etc. can send more pictures too

Just another typical example of getting, bored, in over his head, combined with champagne vision and a beer wallet.

 

[Jasonisdico]

Why not take screenshots of the ads and you'll never have to worry about when they expire?

 

[old_skool]

Why not take screenshots of the ads and you'll never have to worry about when they expire?

That's your first post...? How about head over to the GS owners section, start a new thread, introduce yourself, let us know what kind of GS you have, and as always, loads of pictures are always mandatory And let be the first to say...Welcome!

 

[Guest]

pit cock? what the bloody ell is that?

 

[7981GS]

pit cock? what the bloody ell is that?

It's like a pit bike only...

Eric

 

[Colin Green]

I wonder if the leathers come with the bike? If I ever showed this pic to my wife she would NEVER get on the bike with me.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/mcy/2999522525.html

Wow! Snap that bike up and burn the leathers.

I would commit sinful acts for an XN85 production turbo :twistedevil:

 

[bonanzadave]

More confusing than funny....

You buy a Bike for $65K ? Ride it less than 500 miles ? Park it for 5 years ? and then take a bath trying to unload it on someone ?

Im confused with the logic.....

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/mcy/2982116554.html

 

[old_skool]

a crying shame

a crying shame

Another asshat who destroyed a once nice bike and now wants to sell his sawzall project.

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mcy/2981493186.html

 

[old_skool]

stupidity has no limits

stupidity has no limits

http://youngstown.craigslist.org/mcy/3004320367.html

says he'd take $1300.00...what, by force??

 

[hampshirehog]

Are people in Youngstown vertically challenged? Or are you meant to stand on the seat?

 

[7981GS]

WOW! That is one of the stupidest one's yet!
Have you submitted it for the best of cracklist?

Eric

 

[old_skool]

WOW! That is one of the stupidest one's yet!
Have you submitted it for the best of craigslist?

Eric

I had a hard enough time just looking at it long enough to post it here, you do it, you don't have to even be a Suzuki enthusiast to be angry at that, you almost have to hate motorcycles to be that destructive, and dumber than a bag of shiny rocks to think you can pawn it off on somebody else.

 

[earlfor]

He is one of those people I was referring to the other day when I said they should be choked (not by the neck) until they sing soprano.